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Facelikeapotato, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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“We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!”

MonkderZweite, in Porcelain: The Different-Type-of-Air Bender

What did the toilet do to you?!

gilbert31, in Let 'em COOK!

The picture comes from the cover of a Goosebumps book, I used to read those when I was a kid, good times.

vivadanang, in On culinary crimes

There are plenty of americans who feel that pineapple on pizza is a crime.

smigao,

Did Hawaii dirty

Nacktmull,
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Hawaii is the exception as the only place in the world where eating pizza with pineapple is legal.

VikingHippie,

I mean traditionally ham and pineapple is their thing so I don’t think anyone is getting done dirty so long as non-fans aren’t forced to eat it 🤷

smigao,

On a pizza ?

ryry1985,

Yes. It’s actually delicious if done right.

SARGEx117,

I wholeheartedly disagree with you, but that’s okay.

More pineapple for you, more pepperoni for me

Don’t have to worry about who gets the last slice.

JoeyJoJoJuniour,

Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek guy

VikingHippie,

I know 😁

droans,
Alexstarfire,

Probably because it’s a Canadian invention.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

pineapple on pizza is amazing

Draedron, in Modern consumer logic

Never had a package stolen. Amazon either gives the package to me directly, to a neighbour or lets me pick it up at the post office which luckily rarely happens

poinck, in On culinary crimes

I just want to confirm, that raisins do not belong anywhere! I rather have pineapples in my cheesecake.

newIdentity,

Why does everyone seam to hate raisins (and olives)

They are fucking delicious

RickyRigatoni,
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Satanists.

AyuTsukasa,

Well for me it’s because grapes are my favorite fruit so it’s like everything I love about a grape is sucked out of it.

newIdentity,

I love both

nikolai,

Nah, don’t mix them up, olives are great, especially well sourced ones. Raisins are just an unpleasant surprise, every time.

newIdentity, (edited )

*pleasant

I think y’all just ate some shitty raisins once and now hate them forever

Ravaja,

What even is a good raisin? A grape?

HotDogFingies,
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Grapes are so much better than raisins, holy shit. And so god damn good with cheese.

stolid_agnostic,

Wait does it bother you to find raisins in food?

droans,

I love oatmeal raisin cookies and I’m tired of pretending I don’t.

Raisins are delicious and most cookies would be improved with oatmeal.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Oatmeal raisin cookies are one of my favorites! I don’t bake them often because I eat way too many cookies when I do.

stolid_agnostic,

People get angry with me for saying that oatmeal raisin is better than chocolate chip.

HotDogFingies,
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I love oatmeal raisin cookies, hold or majorly reduce the raisins. Cookie part tastes great because oatmeal is awesome.

Peaty,

Have you ever tried aging the dough in the fridge for a few days? It makes the oatmeal softer while the outside gets crisp.

loki_d20,

Literally two ingredients common in saltenas.

AdlachGyfiawn,
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Olives are great. Raisins taste how old people smell.

stolid_agnostic,

Because food preferences are now memes.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

I like food. I like memes. I don't hate this.

poinck,

Oh, I like olives.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

People hate raisins because they're not chocolate. I enjoy G.O.R.P. on occasion, but I don't eat trail mix for the raisins. I leave most of them behind. They can be a bit much. Ratio of anything to raisin needs to be right. One raisin to five to ten of anything else, otherwise they're just overwhelming.

Olives, on the other hand, are fucking delicious. Hell yeah. Bathe me in their brine-rich kisses.

Kjatten,

That does actually sound rather good

superfes,

Pineapple upside down cheesecake… ?

Somebody invent that!

0ops,

Oh my god… Let me have some

poinck,

But it needs to be an American cheese cake with pinapple, not that stuff we have here in Europe.

ReluctantMuskrat,

I’m tempted… sounds delicious and I wonder why I’ve never seen pineapple and cheesecake combined. I wonder if the acidity is hard on the cheesecake.

Skanky,

Who hurt you?

JGrffn,

Hear me out. Christmas rice with raisins. They absorb moisture from the dish and become these sweet little treats in the midst of a very buttery and savory rice. I hate raisins but I fucking love that rice.

Alexstarfire,

What the hell is Christmas rice?

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Inquiring minds wants to know

JGrffn,

Posted an explanation in this comment chain!

JGrffn,

Maybe it’s a cultural or family thing? So it’s just pre-cooked rice, you cook it as you would any rice I guess, but you add chicken stock, raisins, and butter (at the end, after you’re done cooking it). Variations often also include peas and corn, maybe diced carrots, but we stick to just raisins. The savory mix of the buttery rice with tiny packets of moist raisins sprinkled about the rice makes it delicious!

poinck,

Interesting. That reminds that there is indeed another dish that is ok with raisins: Christmas loaf (Stollen).

Peaty,

Needs dried cherries too.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

VikingHippie, in aww

All I did was request for a pothole to be filled! This city council is a bit prone to overreaction if you ask me…

Melody, in On culinary crimes
VikingHippie,

That’s hydrochloric acid, though. Big no-no for ingestion according to my uncle who’s a doctor and my step brother who teaches chemistry.

Melody,

…What? In what place was HCl^-^ ever mentioned?

Your reply is nonsensical.

VikingHippie,

I was referring to the liquid that the girl in the picture is pouring…

TurtleFantasy,

You’re thinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide, 100% of people who ingest it die.

VikingHippie,

And it’s in literally every commercially available beverage! Wake up, sheeple! https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/32946478-c7e0-4128-9170-2bacccc4a959.png

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

It's only a matter of time :(

sounddrill,

Let me guess, you’re with the DEA?

VikingHippie,

Hell no! Drugs won the war on drugs

sounddrill,

cook meth with your step brother wen

VikingHippie,

Nah, he doesn’t have cancer and we have single payer healthcare here 🤷

sock,

drugs have not won the war on drugs until everything is decriminalized B)

VikingHippie,

Drugs are here to stay and thus have won the war. That they’re not legalised and closely regulated means common sense hasn’t won yet.

sock,

until people can get help without fear of incarceration and healthcare sponsored therapy drugs have not won. people still suffer

also when the illegal drugs just funnel minorities into prison for slave labor the drugs haven’t won

sock,

whatever liberal ill drink whatever i want

VikingHippie,

You go right ahead, no reason to defame me like that 😄

flashgnash, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Spears are way harder to make a cool spectacle in fantasy though

Kinda reminds me of that scene in Indiana Jones where the guy is doing a load of flashy movements with his sword and he just gets shot in the face

peopleproblems, in Let 'em COOK!

In Minnesota, on 10/01 it was 91F.

In Minnesota. In October. 91F.

mod_pp, in Dealer I am
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Hmmm !

namelivia, in Let 'em COOK!

Ah! I had this goosebumps book! The story was completely unrelated with the cover image

Cascio,

I believe this is “Say Cheese and Die”

OpenPassageways,

The cover is related to the story, but I believe this cover was also used for a three book anthology which included other stories in addition to “Say Cheese and Die”. The main character acquires a camera that either predicts the future or causes bad things to happen… he takes this picture of his family at a BBQ and then die in a car accident or something.

mod_pp, in Depress
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Hmmm

mod_pp, in I need answers
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Speedy speed

mod_pp, in How is life treating you ?
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Man lost hope he didn’t know he had.

bernieecclestoned, (edited )

He’s even lost next year’s hope, which is all the hope Ferrari have had since 2007

Knuschberkeks,
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I think parting it is the team is finally realizing that Carlos is the overall better driver, and they shouldn’t put all their eggs in one basket. Don’t get me wrong, Charles has more raw talent imho but Carlos is more complete and doesn’t just crumble under pressure.

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