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dessalines, in Music alignment

I love how musicals are in both lawful good and chaotic evil.

mingistech, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
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It’s… Evolution or IT Guys

SaltyIceteaMaker,

Bro it’s a meme doesn’t matter if it says god or evolution in this instance.

mingistech,
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Don’t get all salty. Oh wait.

tilcica, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

yeah! the only thing i’ve wanted for a while. now was a reason to live >:(

^(sex would be a great alternative tho)

Faresh, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

I don’t think your title is grammatically correct. «very» starts with a consonant and therefore should be «Does it not pierce thy very heart?».

samus12345,
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Verily, thou art correct.

GarbageShoot,

The one good thing about leddit is that someone else usually writes comments like this, meaning I don’t feel compelled to.

MrScottyTay, in Accurate.

Who the fuck pays for more than one at a time anyway, I don’t mind fragmentation because I have no loyalty to one service and will move to one to watch it’s stuff, then move when i get bored of what it has to offer. Competition is always good. We shouldn’t have monopolies in any industry, including streaming

miss_brainfart,
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People are too lazy to manage when to subscribe where based on what’s on offer at any given time.

That’s it, that’s all there is to it.

Kanda,

But pirating is just better, I can see what’s new across all services in seconds and get whatever I want at basically streaming speed with xdcc

miss_brainfart,
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Most people don’t know where to look for to get started on that. Some people don’t even know that pirating that show they watch is even an option in the first place.

abraxas,

No, but as a current non-pirate, seeing the UX of some of the newer tools is mindblowing. “You mean, I just type in any show, it looks it up and to find episode info, then gets me the episodes so I can watch it, without me having to split between services or even THINK?”

The legal show world should have that, but every one of those services are locked-down so you can’t have a solution like that in front of them. Heaven forbid we could just license shows like retail locations license radio.

abraxas,

I mean, I suck-it-up and sub to all of them. I hate the experience and my wife bitches at me at least weekly because it’s so much work to find and start a show (to the extent she ends up NOT watching the show she wanted, and leaves some stupid channel on at random). We are so close to cancelling all of them, not for the money but because the experience is complete ass.

Guess what I’ll be doing to watch my TV if we do that?

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

It’s only going to be a matter of time before they start requiring contracts, forcing you to stick with a service for long periods or face fees for dropping them.

They are capitalists, and so they must always profit more and more, never ending, for all of time. One of the things they will eventually do to hit that unsustainable proift motive is contracts. It’s what the cable companies did, and it’s only a matter of time.

hydrospanner,

This is exactly where it’s heading, not just for streaming but for anything and everything that can be packaged and sold “as a service” whether it’s actually a service or anything that’s undergoing the enshittification process of being converted from a product into a service.

Anything that can be converted into a service will be, and anything that can be so converted will, eventually, become a subscription, and from there, into a contract service model.

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me a bit to even see literal standalone products converted into contract based subscriptions over time, given the IoT trend.

So beyond just your streaming service, your TV will have its proprietary OS converted to a subscription and then to a contract, so that you need to sign a 2 year deal with your TV manufacturer to keep it “powered”. Don’t sign a contract? They brick your TV.

With more and more smart appliances, expect to see companies try this to also force you into contracts to keep your fridge, toaster, smart lighting, microwave, door locks and cameras, etc. functional.

Naturally, baked into your contract will be language that forces you to share any and all data they can collect from said devices as a condition of the contract.

Fiivemacs,

Food as a service

Water as a service

Get your pitchforks as a service ready

Magnergy,

Ditto.

Canceling cable used to be, at the very least, a long, phone call that alternated between stretches of hold music dulling the senses and combative sales technique verbal jousting. Canceling a streaming service… I don’t think that has ever taken me more than four minutes of finding a webpage and clicking. The collective consciousness is in danger of forgetting/underplaying just how far we have come on this.

If pirating ever takes less than four minutes every other month, I guess it will have reached convenience parity. But it certainly wasn’t that back when I was in that game. And I really, really doubt it is now.

tehmics,

After you get it set up pirating is basically zero time. There’s some up front time costs learning how to automate everything but after that? Yar har

slurpeesoforion, in Accurate.

Are ya ready, kids?!?

DmMacniel,

aye aye captain!

ImplyingImplications, in Where my watersluts at?

I’m such a waterslut I’d literally die without it!

Schnitzel_bub,
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Thirsty waterslut.

bernieecclestoned,

I’m gagging for it

Mothra, in That damned smile
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I’m more horrified at the lack of bed linen

altima_neo, in Winning is relative
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There’s no Americans bragging about that. Corporations and the government, sure. The rest of us are to busy living in pain

Philipp,

Some years ago I were in US on vacation and a Cadillac commercial said you shouldn’t buy cars made by lazy people wo have 4 weeks vacation every year, instead you should buy an American car.

electriccars,
AstralWeekends,

Disgusting.

reverendsteveii,

you should buy a car assembly someone who is absolutely exhausted and has exactly no reason to give a fuck. Because freedom.

Wilzax, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Unsweet tea gets a tier tho

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited ) in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you’re not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don’t drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it’s very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I’m on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

Trainguyrom,

I’ve been reducing my sugar intake and recently fully quit caffeine. I was never big on sodas but I recently had one at a work lunch because it was the only option available and it was shocking how overly sweet it seemed

fritobugger2017,

Well made coffee should not be bitter

iforgotmyinstance, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

PP_BOY_, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
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Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

Mango, in Gold for house

I’ll trade my RuneScape account for one.

MajorHavoc,

If I was lucky enough to be in your shoes, I would hold onto the RuneScape account. Gold may go out of style at some point. /s…sort of.

Mango,

Alright. You drive a hard bargain. 2 bars of gold then!

bjoern_tantau, in Pretty clear
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Not clear enough, where am I supposed to be looking?

ShortN0te,

On a bad photoshopped Image

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