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Nurse_Robot, in Just a little tired

🥲

pinkdrunkenelephants, in No context

Who wants to tell them wet wipes exist?

MaxHardwood,
ReakDuck,

I wondered why, till I temember that the wet wipes I bought half a year ago mentioned it had no plastics and were safe to flush I think.

I dont use wet wipes anyway but I guess when they tell you its ok then its ok, right?

kosanovskiy, in Water, water, everywhere...

As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was “reduce tp” during covid. It just didn’t work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, “just use a towel” like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren’t for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.

Annoyed_Crabby,

The point of bidet is to clean your butthole, not reducing tp use. Even so, wipe away water is significantly easier and less tp use than wipe away any trace of poop.

maniclucky,

Well yeah, you have to pat dry. But you still get cleaner and use way less tp (this may vary on how much fiber you have in your diet).

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

You wash your towels after a single use? Just so we’re clear, you’re supposed to wash yourself before you use the towel… they shouldn’t be that dirty… right?

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yeah I don’t think they fully understand the steps to using a bidet if they’re worried about towels covered in shit…

Catoblepas,

Your towel is still going to have shit germs on it, you’re just not going to see them.

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just like your toothbrush and pretty much everything else
This stuff is everywhere…

But yeah, shit stained towels aren’t the way to go. And I sometimes don’t trust how clean I think I am…

Ataraxia,

Better be using soap. That’s why I just squat and rinse in the tubtap.

kosanovskiy,

Yeah you don’t? Likenyou shower daily, so you change towels daily. I have 7 towels for 7 days and wash them on Sunday. I like knowing that I am clean ans while myself with a clean towel after a clean shower.

Ghostalmedia, in Passions
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

S_204, in Wrong explanations only

Tremors plot origin.

YoShipsWalksHere, in Playing an unsupported file

Why is it a big deal? 2.5Gb takes like 20-30 seconds to download

technohacker,
@technohacker@programming.dev avatar

Bold of you to assume internet access is great everywhere

ExperimentalGuy,

I forget that some people have crazy fast internet. Mine downloads 2.5gb in like 20 minutes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Until not that long ago, my average speed was less than 1 Mbps because of insufficient infrastructure in the area.

PraiseTheSoup,

With speeds like that why haven’t you downloaded a functioning brain yet?

Faresh,

2.5 GB in 30 seconds is 83 MB/s.

PraiseTheSoup,

Or about 660 Mb/s, which is how we typically see download speeds written.

ErKaf, in here's what i would look like if i was black or chinese

Im confussed

autokludge, in Wrong explanations only
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

It’s showing how to start a ground fire.

gnate, in Wrong explanations only

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

SomeGuy69, in Which pill do you choose?

With six it would give me the opportunity to move to my dad and spare me 6 more years of torture and violence. I’d take that even over 100 billion.

nifty, in Obedience of cats
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Technically correct, kitty deserves a treat.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, kitties are always tecnically correct. As here, the sausages are tecnically still in the fridge

https://file.coffee/u/Tf17kL-50qGjhyIGyY_TW.png

jagungal, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. I wouldn’t change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

billwashere, in Wrong explanations only

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

cumcum69, in Playing an unsupported file

Eh, my internet is 1gbps, I can just download something else

notasandwich1948,

the people you are downloading from usually don’t have such speed tho

Redderthanmisty,

That’s why torrenting allows you to download different parts of the file from multiple people at the same time.

cyberpunk007,

Doesn’t matter when you download off of dozens at once. This is what torrents do.

StorminNorman,

cries in downloads such obscure stuff that I’m lucky if it has 2 or 3 seeds

Inktvip,

I have a 4gbit line, and while I usually use Usenet to download a lot of torrents still easily reach 2-3gbit up/down.

Th4tGuyII, in Wrong explanations only
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

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