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Neato, in Just gotta work it in somehow.
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Landlords are cops? I haven’t heard that one before. What does that mean?

Googling…wait, is this real? systemicjustice.org/article/landlords-as-cops/

I thought evictions took 30-90 days and required court approval in the US.

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Carceral housing law arose from a transformation in federal law enforcement, in which the U.S. government encouraged the merging of policing and welfare, and policing became driven primarily by profit

“Wait, it’s all capitalism?” “Always has been.”

bear_delune,

Cops and landlords protect capital over all else

Ranvier, (edited )

This is real. It’s also one reason why laws against gay sex were on the books in many states until finally overturned by the Supreme Court in 2003 in Lawrence v Texas. Sometimes police would use the laws directly, but more commonly since gay sex was considered a criminal activity, landlords would use it as an excuse to deny lgbt people housing or evict them.

ZombieTheZombieCat,

Sociologist Matthew Desmond has an amazing book called Evicted that talks about criminal act evictions and profiles people who have been the target of them. The book follows very low income renters in Milwaukee through years of their struggles to find and keep housing. It also follows individual landlords from the same neighborhoods. It’s technically an academic subject and is impeccably researched (the notes section in the back could be its own book) but it reads like a novel. It won a Pulitzer iirc.

He also just published Poverty, By America last year. I’ve only just started it, but it’s just as readable. He explains overly-complicated regulations and social services red tape in a way that’s concise and easy to understand, and he illustrates their consequences through his interviews with real people. His books should be required reading for every American.

cm0002, in We must resist

Confuse AI? Fuck, I’m confused…wait…OMG…am I AI!!!

balderdash9,

Just take a bite out of each. You know you got the right one when its starts yelping.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Did people make you? If so, yes!

webghost0101,

Absolutely human, i even removed the context text and it didn’t even flinch.

gpt

Bluetooth,

“Similar color” yep seems right, “…and texture” wait what?

EvolvedTurtle,

Cromch

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

idk what kind of muffin they are feeding this AI but sure is a hairy one

Raz,

You don’t know until you try.

31337,

Wow, that’s a little too impressive. I’m guessing that image was probably in its training set (or each individual image). There are open training sets with adversarial images, and these images may have come from them. Every time I’ve tried to use ChatGPT with images it has kinda failed (on electronic schematics, plant classification, images of complex math equations, etc). I’m kind of surprised OpenAI doesn’t just offload some tasks to purpose-built models (an OCR or a classification model like inaturalist’s would’ve performed better in some of my tests).

Mirodir,

This exact image (without the caption-header of course) was on one of the slides for one of the machine-learning related courses at my college, so I assume it’s definitely out there somewhere and also was likely part of the training sets used by OpenAI. Also, the image in those slides has a different watermark at the bottom left, so it’s fair to assume it’s made its rounds.

Contradictory to this post, it was used as an example for a problem that machine learning can solve far better than any algorithms humans would come up with.

doingless, in Pizza delivery

I feel like “The thin crust line” would work better than “The thin bread crust”.

ULS, in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

What happened? Be my Google.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Trump cannot be on Colorado ballot, judged by Colorado Supreme Court.

stinerman,
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Colorado Republican Primary ballot for sure. I haven’t read the decision, but that was the immediate effect.

I don’t think there’s any way the SCOTUS will let this stand.

TootSweet,

…unless SCOTUS overturns it.

andrewta,

Not sure why you got down voted.

PoolloverNathan,

Unfortunately, there’s a few republicans in this thread.

Madison420,

They can’t, that’s not how the Supreme Court works.

TootSweet,

Reuters:

The Colorado Supreme Court paused its own ruling pending review by the U.S. Supreme Court, which Trump said he will immediately seek.

NPR

Justin Levitt, a constitutional law professor at Loyola Law School, told NPR that as long as there’s a petition for U.S. Supreme Court review in place by Jan. 5, there’s a “99.9%” chance that Trump will remain on the Colorado primary ballot.

AP

The court stayed its decision until Jan. 4, or until the U.S. Supreme Court rules on the case.

If a) Trump seeks review, b) SCOTUS agrees to take up the case, c) SCOTUS overturns Colorado’s Supreme Court’s ruling, and d) all that happens in time, then Trump will appear on the Colorado ballot.

Madison420,

That’s a pause to see if the court will take it which they can’t.

TootSweet,

The U.S. Supreme Court “can’t” take up the case in the same sense as Trump “can’t” incite his base to storm the capital building. But that didn’t stop him.

And as I’ve said elsewhere in this thread, we’ve got three Trump appointees on the SCOTUS plus a guy whose wife took part in the January 6 rally and endorsed the attack on the capitol.

I hope you’re right (and I’m not saying there’s a 0% chance it won’t get overturned – not that it’s going to make a difference whether Trump wins the general election in 2024 either way) but I fear we’re living in a world where “can’t” doesn’t necessarily mean “won’t” and where the U.S. Supreme Court may be totally willing to flout the rules.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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Osa-Eris-Xero512,

Wouldn't scotus ruling one way or the other, due to this being 14A, also automatically apply to the other states?

Zipitydew,

Not automatically. States have the authority to run their own elections. But this would set precedent for others to follow.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

What they said ^

Drusas,

How can SCOTUS even have jurisdiction when the Constitution specifically gives the power to oversee elections to the States? This seems more like it should require Congress to change the Constitution if the federal government wants the power to supersede the decision of the Supreme Court of Colorado.

tacosanonymous,

States are allowed to make their own rules but they aren’t allowed to contradict the US Constitution. Since the US Constitution is subject to the political leanings of the current court, who tf knows what’s ever going to happen.

Drusas,

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but they are following the Constitution in making this decision. The Constitution does not require a conviction.

TootSweet,

I mean, three of the SCOTUS were appointed by the guy who tried to coup the U.S. government and a fourth is married to someone who also tried to coup the U.S. government. I don’t think it’s so much about whether the arguments why they “can’t” overturn it are good arguments or not at this point. It’s like telling a pidgeon to stop shitting on the chess board because shitting on the board is not a legal move in chess.

Madison420,

It has no constitutional implication aside from the state constitution. The supreme court can’t touch that issue.

Anticorp,

Good! That criminal shouldn’t be in charge of a Popsicle stand, let alone the most powerful country on earth.

Sabre363,

What does that mean? I assume he will be missing out on any potential votes from Colorado?

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, none of Colorado’s 10 votes will be for Trump. Colorado has a winner-take-all method, so even if there are alternate candidates, the difference will probably fracture the republican vote and loose any chance of any votes.

Custoslibera,
dangblingus, in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

Why is it always the worst rap music imaginable? Like, I’m a hip hop fanatic, old school, new school, trap, g funk, boom bap, conscious, etc. But why is it the most asinine “i took a xanny now i’m fucking your girl” type shit?

Madison420, (edited )

You don’t enjoy “Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, fucked yo girl on a Tuesday, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci, I made poopies on yo boobies, Gucci Gucci Gucci Gucci.”

For real when did brands become choruses?

Tvkan,
Madison420,

That’s not at all the same, since it’s part of the chorus and follows a rhyming scheme that isn’t just rhyming itself.

LSNLDN,

I often wonder if they get sponsored, like all these AP and Rolex on drill wrappers wrists they rap about idk, seems so specific sometimes

Empricorn,

Is that really a lyric!?

Madison420, (edited )

No it’s a joke about a megos song.

genius.com/Migos-versace-lyrics

brain_in_a_box, in Official history of the world

"You can’t be angry at the people causing untold suffering, because actual everything’s bad and that’s just the way it is.

VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

I don’t think that was the point of the post.

It was more “Never fall for a ‘things were good back then’ narrative because actually shit sucked even more in the past”

sooper_dooper_roofer, (edited )

aright cool nothing matters

minecraft

toastal, in venture capitalism goes brrr

Community should fork & fix it⋯ oh

Lanky_Pomegranate530,
@Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social avatar

You know there is a fork on Android called Aliucord. It allows you to install pluggins like better discord.

ultra,

Or vendroid

StarLuigi,
@StarLuigi@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I can vouch for vendetta, it’s wonderful. I used to use aliucord as well

toastal,

I don’t use Discord for security/privacy reasons, but none of these are listed on F-Droid

Skimmer,

They’re mods of the proprietary Discord client, so yeah they don’t meet the criteria. But the mods themselves are open source which is nice.

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

they are more like revanced, but for discord.
so, they can’t be on f-droid.

toastal,

Great info. I can understand modifying YouTube to remove ads, PnP, & screen-off usage for an entertainment app, but I don’t know I would tolerate that for messaging actual humans. It’s a shame these efforts aren’t going into self-hostable, decentralized options. :(

AI_toothbrush,

Its not a fork it just injects some stuff into the app. And it uses a really old version as a base because they have a shortage of devs.

PlasmaDistortion, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

Freezing to death while drinking porridge?

DahGangalang,

No, Freezing to death while drinking porridge together

sirxdaemon, (edited )
@sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca avatar

While they left Eeyore to freeze to death alone. Who’s the real ass here?

LostWon,

Poor Eeyore in his burro, no doubt muling and complaining.

DahGangalang,

Eh, better to celebrate those who could keep up than to fret over those who couldn’t.

Rodeo,

That’s a great way to justify not putting in a wheelchair ramp

Tankiedesantski,

Remnants of the German 6th Army commiserate over the last of their rations, Stalingrad, December 1942, colorized

guitarsarereal,

Drinking porridge out of cups? That’s sick.

FartsWithAnAccent, in POV: you're American
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

It’s available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

killeronthecorner, (edited )
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As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

nefurious_krankstar, in Is this a cry for help?
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MissJinx,
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I know god doesn’t exist because if he did he would have sent another flood.

Honytawk,

Those are some nice bobs

Letstakealook,

I wanna see them titties giggle.

otter,

AI’d be happy to make that a thing for you. 🤢🥹 I’m not gonna be the one to further anger/disappoint/disgust our soon-to-be overlord, though.

cows_are_underrated,

It would have costed you nothing to not post this.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

But we’re all richer for it.

BroBot9000, in Seriously, so many buff Moons on my front page
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

People aren’t original and are bandwagoning on whatever content gets traction.

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all for It while it’s fun, if everyone is original, then no one is original

moog,

That’s not how the definition of original works lol

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, sure, the dictionary definition says “created directly and personally by a particular artist; not a copy or imitation”, and I agree with that, but hear me out, I like these philosophical rabbit holes.

The definition says “not a copy or imitation”, so we are presupposing that those things exist, so something original is the antithesis of a copy or imitation.

Now imagine if absolutely everything is original, wouldn’t the word lose its meaning? Isn’t something original the opposite of a copy? If no copies exist wouldn’t it be the opposite of nothing? Or even itself?

Original things wouldn’t be original, they would just be.

Bene7rddso,

There’s always a copycat

moog,

No, you’re just overthinking it.

hswolf,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

that was… the whole point… overthinking the meaning of something

zurohki, (edited )

Has there been a Sailor Moon bean meme yet?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar
kofe,

Don’t let your memes be dreams

zurohki,
BananaPeal,
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every heard of the word meme?

PeriodicallyPedantic, (edited )
MegaUltraChicken, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

Ive got hundreds of these damn movies on my Plex server specifically because my wife LOVES this crap.

I’m convinced we have a Family-Guy-Manatee-Ball-Pit situation going on here. There’s less balls to choose from, but damn if I haven’t seen “save family business with a last minute impromptu charity event spurred on by the handsome dude from her past who posseses some talent” 100 fucking times.

They aren’t usually direct plot copies, they just have identical pieces that get moved around so they can factory farm these bitches out.

anonionfinelyminced,
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

RobertOwnageJunior, (edited )

He also forgot the silly, but loveable sidekick best friend of the romantic interest who is irrelevant for the whole movie, but helps to save the day in the end (and sometimes gets it on with the very serious sidekick best friend of the main character).

Source: my wife loves these movies too.

ChicoSuave,

Fun game: see how much of the set is used in other movies. Most of the Hallmark movies are made on the same set in Atlanta so some will share little things like the same staircase or same exterior of a house. Hallmark reuses more than just the plots!

calypsopub,

Could be a fun drinking game

mindbleach,

I wonder if you could film two at the same time…

Gestrid,

Just use the same cast for both movies!

mindbleach,

I’m thinking more, mutual background characters.

AWittyUsername,

What’s a manatee ball pit situation?

OneMansTrash,

There’s an episode of South Park where they go to the writing offices of Family Guy for whatever reason, and instead of actual writers, they have an aquarium tank full of manatees and plastic balls with words on them.

The manatees would bring the balls to the top of the tank, few at a time, and the staff would use the words on the balls as prompts for their new jokes/episodes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The manatees had integrity, if you took a ball out they’d stop making jokes.

The hallmark writers don’t give a shit.

AWittyUsername,

Oh shit of course I remember that episode

knightry,

If you’re on PTP check out the collection “Christmas Movie Posters with White Heterosexual Couples Wearing Red and Green”

There’s about 300 movies there matching this description. I’m sure your wife will love it.

Flaky, in Minmaxxing
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tfw can’t date the robots

EmoDuck, (edited )

One of the few points in which Fallout 4 is superior

ComradePorkRoll,

Wrong. Please assume the position.

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What about Fisto

PrMinisterGR,

He dates you

nyahlathotep,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can’t feel my legs!

brandon,
@brandon@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

blanketswithsmallpox,

🧈 🍑 Biscuit.

EvolvedTurtle, (edited )

Nah u gotta do that on your own

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can Fisto help?

bastian_5,

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

Aurenkin, in They said wake me up at 6 AM

Wakey wakey, septum bakey

Gabu, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

This meme implies there’s an equal battle between MM/DD/YY and DD/MM/YY, which is nonsense. Much like imperial units, only 'murica uses MM/DD/YY.

SqueezeMeMacaroni,

Liberia and Myanmar also use imperial units, but they’re both starting to move towards metric in recent years so soon the US truly will be alone in that

ehsan301,

But 'murica is big.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Only slightly bigger than Australia and Western Australia is nearly twice the size of Texas…

jamhandy,

When talking about cultural mindshare I’d argue that the quantity of people matters more than the space they’ve been packed into

emptiestplace,

Mercator would like a word.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mercator can say whatever it wants, it’s not involved in this discussion.

JackbyDev,

Oi guvnah, ow many stone chu weigh?

Gabu,

Only one, but it has my exact weight

NickwithaC,
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

If you look at the calendar, you’ll see that we are not in 1900 anymore.

No one I know measures their own weight in imperial.

toastal,

Talking about fuel efficiency in miles per liter 🤣

Karyoplasma,

I have 2 stones if that’s what you’re asking.

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