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tomi000, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*

That poor kid. How tf can anyone be that thin? Probably weighs like 20kg

meowMix2525,

Guy behind him probably keeps stealing his food

MeaanBeaan,

It’s hard to tell because of the quality but I think the phote might be edited to make him skinnier. The arms and body just don’t look right to me.

db2, in Spices too

Onions, garlic, other onions, other other onions

memfree,
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Heh! The pointy ones are shallots. I agree that Chinese chives or European Leeks or something equally different would have better rounded out the set.

dopeshark, in Spices too
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Gallium enjoyers: 💀

grue,

It’s fine as long as you’re not a robot made out of aluminum or something.

grte, in Spices too

The nightshade family also gives us a lot of important vegetables. Potatoes, tomatoes, and peppers being the most common but others as well.

RizzRustbolt,

The culinary history of humanity is just one long dare about eating the killer plants.

menemen,
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Thanks to all our forefather who ate enough poisonous squashes for us to enjoy squash soup and pumpkin pies.

lolcatnip, (edited )

I love all those vegetables but if I had to give up allium or nightshades, I’d give up nightshades.

Denvil,

I love garlic as much as the next guy, but I don’t think I could imagine food without potatoes

Kalkaline,

Don’t forget the brassicas too

Zerush,
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Tobacco is also in this family

Zagorath,
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And then there’s Brassica oleracea, where it’s not even a family, but one single species that brings us a heap of classic veggies including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, and gai lan. If you expand to its family you can add turnip, bok choy, radish, wasabi, as well as the majority of source vegetables in the eponymous “vegetable oil”.

KingThrillgore,
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Are you saying a vegetable fried this rice?

Frozengyro,

Ah, the old lemm-a-roo

Zagorath,
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I don’t get it.

Ephera,

Does this help?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switcheroo

It’s kind of an internet culture thing to respond like that…

Zagorath,
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No I’m familiar with the ol’ Reddit switcheroo. I don’t understand what exactly is being switched in this case.

Ephera,

Yeah, it’s a bit of a stretch here. The comment is intentionally mixing things up for comedic effect, but it’s not a direct switch of anything…

Zagorath,
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Damn. I didn’t understand the joke the above user was making and was hoping that by understanding why it’s a switcheroo I could understand the original joke. But now I’m no closer than where I started.

Ephera,

That’s an existential crisis I’ve had after starting to eat vegan. Suddenly everything in your cupboard is a plant, with the exception of salt and sometimes mushrooms.

It’s just like: I’ll now eat this noodle-shaped plant with this pureed plant and this protein-rich plant and I’ll also throw in some tasty plant shreds. Maybe I should also have some plant leaves with a dressing out of plant oil, fermented plant juice and this plant seed paste.

But then I realized that meat, eggs, cheese, milk, and even mushrooms, they’re all just processed/digested plants, too. So, there’s only plants and salt. Which really didn’t make the existential crisis any better, but at least we’re all in it together. 🙃

Zerush,
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All beings, including us, are descendants of the first single-celled being that appeared on Earth billions of years ago. We share 75% of our DNA with a potato (some people which I know, even more)

Damage,
sagrotan,
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Brussel sprouts? That’s not a vegetable, that’s heresy! Awful stuff. The rest can be good, depending on the context though.

Zagorath,
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For what it’s worth, though I don’t think I’ve ever had them in any form, I’ve heard that the poor reputation of Brussels sprouts is due to the popular way of cooking them in the '30s through '80s being to boil the shit out of them. They’re supposed to be quite good if you cook them the right way.

SilentStorms,

They’ve also had a lot of the bitterness bred out of them since the 90s. The ones I’ve eaten recently are less bad than I remember as a kid.

They’re still bad tho

randint,
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So that’s why some vegetables sometimes have that wasabi taste to it.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Also my lovely Cucurbitales, from cucumbers over pumpkins up to melons.

RealPuyo, in This would work on me

Lung cancer rizz

Aurenkin, in How the mighty have fallen

Alive is what I am motherfucker.

shiveyarbles, in How the mighty have fallen

Remember who you will be

…chicken mcnuggets

don, in How the mighty have fallen

Chicken: I crossed a road

aeronmelon, in How the mighty have fallen

“You have forgotten who you are, so you have forgotten me.”

paddirn, in How the mighty have fallen

If any bird still acts like it thinks it’s a dinosaur, it’s those goddamn Canadian Geese.

HulkSmashBurgers,

Swans too. Mean fuckers, they are.

Maco1969,

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

psud,

Have you not been reading this thread? Dinosaurs never went extinct. A sparrow is descended from the great raptors

loaExMachina,

If they know that the gallinoansera clade had already emerged before the K-T extinction, they most likely also know about birds being dinosaurs. Specifying “non-avian” everytime is a pain and saying “K-T extinction” is not understood by all, no need to correct them for semantics when their wording gets the point across.

CaptainEffort, in Water under the fridge.

Now do lemmy

Nomecks,

I don’t think there’s a picture of Ricky in a blue, white and pink Star Trek uniform.

DosDude,
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Stalinwolf, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
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YES, M’LORD?”

“WHAT IS IT?”

“MORE WERK?”

“RIGHT-O…”

“OFF I GO, THEN!”

Enzy,

ZUG ZUG

gnomesaiyan, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
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That kid in front should be more concerned about his weight than his locks.

variants,

Those locks take a lot of energy from the host

LordBelphegor, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*

🎵 We shall sail together 🎵

sagrotan, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
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