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visnudeva, in Society
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Here is idiocracy

DickFiasco,

The documentary starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph?

visnudeva,
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Yes

dudinax, in Time for the ship to sail

In a better world, content would cost the same to all streaming services, all content would be available everywhere, and competition between services would be based on price and quality of service. You’d subscribe to one and get everything.

lhamil64,

It should be like music. You can sign up for basically any service (Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music, etc) and generally hear any song. It would be ridiculous if each record label or whatever had its own streaming service, so why are TV & movies different?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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You could say the same thing about video games

randomaside, in Time for the ship to sail
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Did anyone else get the email that said Max is reducing its adfree tier to 2 screens instead of 3 and no more 4k? I just got it yesterday.

Cancelled.

FlyingSquid, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
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“I’m Talky Tina. And I have a cochlear implant.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5628a8de-ebc2-4aae-be86-eb68f56cf457.png

taanegl, in Jesus wept

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it’s greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn’t remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

habanhero, in Just fuck me up fam

Which 4 specifically? The Pandemic is the obvious one. Russia-Ukraine + Israel-Hamas conflicts? Climate Change?

gnutrino,

9/11, 2008 financial crisis, covid and now the Ukraine war and the inflation it has caused (and/or Brexit for those of us in the UK) would be my picks.

habanhero,

Oh yeah, I was somehow thinking GenZ and totally missed those. Makes sense for Millenials.

winterayars,

Climate change. Definitely climate change as there fourth. Unless you want to count it as the fifth, i guess.

Unless it goes in its own special category.

Knightfox, (edited )

I wouldn’t put climate change as one of them. Having it be a specific point makes it seem like Climate change had a definitive start or end point. It’s just kinda floating in the background.

Depending on which end of millennials you are really impacts things as well. I would say events going from 1990 onward would count for older millennials, but you millennials might not count anything before 2005.

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  • Knightfox,

    It’s kinda always been there, just that the urgency has really ramped up in recent years. It went from scientists saying this is coming to the general populace screaming IT’S TOO LATE WE’RE FUCKED.

    Smokeydope, in Society
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    People who think we live in the worst possible timeline ever instead of just a subpar timeline that could be better be like:

    No your comment being deleted for violating the sub’s rules is not “literally 1984”, you hyperbolic fuck

    FMT99, (edited ) in Lolololol

    I thought this kind of childish nonsense was done mostly by conservatives. So stupid.

    edit: for the many of you that didn’t understand, this is not a comment defending the confederacy. Jesus Christ. The point is we all thought “let’s go Brandon” made the republicans look childish and pathetic. Well congratulations, you managed to match them.

    Justfollowingorders1,

    Bingo.

    Childish and cringe is exactly what this is and does nothing for anyone.

    FMT99,

    Well once person out of about 100 that understands this is not about defending slavery. Jesus Christ I thought the level on Lemmy was supposed to be a bit better than Reddit but it’s the same ridiculous circle jerk.

    Justfollowingorders1,

    Double standards are lost on some folks.

    Sweetpeaches69,

    Bro’s mad because his grandpappy is buried there 💀

    Kit,

    Sir this is a meme board. Childish is all we do.

    FMT99,

    Fair point

    Kusimulkku,

    I like best your edit talking about how reddit this was, not knowing it was the edit that was most reddit

    FMT99,

    Yeah? Not the endless holier than thou circle jerk? Feels like peak reddit to me.

    YeetPics,
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    Triggered by the loss of the loser confederates? At least they serve the common good by offering their Graves as public restrooms.

    Techmaster,

    Once DJT croaks their graves are significantly going to dry up though.

    FMT99,

    Just keep antagonizing your countrymen. Then they’ll do something to ‘trigger’ you and you them and they you. That way we can all feel smugly superior to each other while the country burns.

    Grayox,
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    Confederate Soliders who died in combat are quite literally not my Countrymen lolololol

    deft,

    A fuck the country place sucks designed by slave owners and run by fasco-corporatist scum.

    B fuck this country

    C those fucks who died aren’t my countrymen and anyone who supports them aren’t either, insurrectionists and traitors all of them. If you fly that flag leave my country. My country.

    JokeDeity,

    Kek. Tell me you have a Confederate flag on your wall without telling me.

    GBU_28,

    Confederates, by definition, are not my countrymen.

    TexMexBazooka,

    We don’t appreciate separatists in these parts

    FMT99,

    Clearly. Something we inherited from Reddit I guess.

    TexMexBazooka,

    “No tolerating confederates” isn’t a Reddit thing, it’s a moral thing, if you think the confederacy was alright go to hexbear and get the fuck outta here.

    FMT99,

    I thought hexbear is for tankies? They are pro confederate too?

    That said I’m not defending confederates. The fact that no one here can think beyond “my team against your team” goes to show how far the country has fallen. It’s god damn pathetic.

    TexMexBazooka,

    If you go for enough on either side of the political spectrum they merge in fascist elitism

    FMT99,

    Yeah but traditionally at least in the US that wad mostly the right’s position, extreme reactionary populism. It’s frightening to see how quickly and gleefully the left is lowering itself to the same level.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    I will always feel superior to a bunch of dead slavers. That’s because I am.

    FMT99,

    I think you’re missing the point.

    Whether or not you’re superior is not relevant. Are you (as the conservatives are) willing to burn down the country to spite the “other side”?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Why? Will that somehow make it not entertaining to laugh at Confederates who broke away from the union so they could keep people as property?

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    If my disdain for traitors means I’m burning this mf down let me grab my marshmallows.

    FMT99,

    Still missing the point. The fact that the left is gleefully giving up the moral high ground and lowering itself to the republicans level goes to show this country is beyond saving. Looks like Murdoch won.

    YeetPics,
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    Left and right should be pissing on these graves. Idk why you’re gatekeeping the piss.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    THOSE FIVE YEARS IN THE MID-1800S ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT FIVE YEARS EVER! STOP STEPPING ON MY HERITAGE! MY GREAT-SOMEONE I NEVER MET FOUGHT IN THAT WAR!

    tilcica,

    tbf, fuck confederates but…they are still dead people.

    treat everyone with the same respect you want to be treated with

    youstolemyname,

    I’d want people to hate me if I fought to preserve slavery

    FlyingSquid,
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    Got it. Treat Pol Pot with respect. Noted.

    Rawdogg,

    Respect is earned not given out to people who want a human slave

    stewie3128,

    Nope. Pee on Confederate graves… The few that they’ve managed to bury properly. They died doing a shitty thing for a shitty reason, and we’ve had to deal with the aftermath since the election of 1876 was brokered to end Reconstruction.

    They fucked everything up. So, yeah, no respect. Pee on them.

    TheMightyCanuck,
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    Laugh at my grave. See how much I give a shit lololol

    Sheeple,
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    They didn’t treat black people with respect so

    ryathal,

    There also still Americans, which is what makes civil wars more complicated.

    Bighappee,

    No, they quite literally left the Union, which makes them not Americans. They viewed black people as property and were willing to go to war to maintain that status quo. Personally, I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.

    stewie3128,

    Let them burn themselves out, then piss on them.

    Madison420,

    Hey, that’s how you start wildfires, piss on them to save the trees out just rock wall them to make a safe fire pit.

    ryathal,

    The union said they weren’t allowed to leave and won, so technically they didn’t leave. That’s what makes civil wars difficult, you have to find a way to live with the losing side after.

    FlyingSquid,
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    The law says you’re not allowed to murder. So if you kill someone and are arrested for murder, did you technically not murder anyone?

    workerONE,

    That’s what makes it difficult after murder… Or something

    JokeDeity,

    Wrong. We should have eradicated them when we had the best chance. Imagine a world where we got rid of all those people. 🥰

    JokeDeity,

    In fact their whole schtick was that they WEREN’T American.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Slavers aren’t people.

    ZeroCool, (edited )

    No. I have no respect for the traitors who fought for the right to enslave human beings. Fuck all Confederates and fuck anyone demanding we respect the legacy of those fucking slavers and sing Kumbaya with their modern day bigoted counterparts.

    WarmSoda,

    Let’s get offended by everything

    darth_tiktaalik,
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    They literally had official government statements that black people were inferior by divine law. The image from op is one hundred times more respectful of others than the Confederates were.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Respect… dead people? They’re dead…

    skulblaka,
    @skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

    If I fought and killed over the right to own and abuse another human being, I would hope people would show up to piss on my grave. This is more respect than they deserve.

    And don't try to say they were a product of their time, either, because so was Cassius Clay and that man landed on the right side of history after being born to the richest slave owner in America. If he could buck that trend then so could all these other assholes.

    TexMexBazooka,

    When you view your life as inherently more than another, it ironically puts you below the bar a bit.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Well, you were wrong LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    BetaBlake,

    You know what’s real childish? Being traitors to your own country

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Some treason is pretty based.

    This treason? Nah. Fuck these gullible clowns.

    Holzkohlen,

    Yeah, like trying to assassinate Hitler that is the based kind of treason.

    GBU_28,

    Should have driven them into the sea

    anonionfinelyminced, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
    @anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

    I'm just happy for the red circle, without which I could never have completely understood this meme.
    sensible chuckle

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    The red circle is for people who cannot see.

    Zerush,
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    anonionfinelyminced,
    @anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

    "Now I really get it!"

    Zink, in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

    Look at that face. That penguin STARTED with disdain for the poor.

    SayJess, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
    @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Well it’s nice to know that their new haunted doll cannot hear us. Unless of course we sign, or otherwise use our hands in an exaggerated manner while speaking.

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    I suspect the doll with hearing loss knows sign language.

    SayJess,
    @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Shit I need to go apologize to my haunted doll.

    NessD,

    Because you are haunted?

    SayJess,
    @SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    WAIT, I’M HAUNTED?

    30p87, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss

    Note that it is not blind. It can still see you.

    tilcica,

    ^(it can still smell you)

    Perfide,

    Whatever you say, Mr. Tom, a dildo lover.

    Catsrules,

    Also this one comes with hearing aids. So it can still hear you, just not as well as the others.

    PolandIsAStateOfMind, in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Disdain for the poor shows first in those types. Also what about top hats?

    loaExMachina, (edited )

    How could they put on a hat with these little wings?

    PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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    Also fun fact: at least in Poland top hats became proletarian headwear because the only people wearing them currently are the chimney sweepers.

    Sordid, in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
    @Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

    This had me in the first half, but the last sentence makes it clear it’s a complete fabrication with no basis in fact. Business tycoons have always had a disdain for the poor.

    Evil_Shrubbery, in Just fuck me up fam

    Yeah, this also explains why we feel over 400 years old.

    shasta,

    I thought it was because I was a lich

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    At this rate Im not surprised if we are all just a bunch of 30 or 40 yo liches … so that we can go to work even after death.

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