scytale,

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

JimmyBigSausage,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

Tartas1995,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

coffeebiscuit,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!

…hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.

N0body,

“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”

JCreazy,

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

LoamImprovement,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what about us who pirate share almost everything?

nfsu2,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

lapislazuli,

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

Emma_Gold_Man,

Lost your listener’s license, did you?

TQuid,

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

SpiderShoeCult,

How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

Kusimulkku,

It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

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