lapislazuli,

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

JimmyBigSausage,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

Tartas1995,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

coffeebiscuit,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

spaxxor,

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

scytale,

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

JCreazy,

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

LoamImprovement,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

paddirn,

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

For a sec. I thought were fr in the first sentence. Then i remembered wich platform we’re on and why that probably is.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Denying profit to corporations is theft

Absolutely right. In fact, it should be illegal to see a product for sale and not immediately buy it. How dare you see a helpless corporation in need of money, freezing in the streets, and not immediately empty your wallet in exchange for trinkets that they so lovingly engineered to break in a set amount of time? You monster!

vithigar,

Using ad blockers is piracy, insofar as you’re avoiding paying the price the content provider has set for that content. The price is watching the ads, rather than being something directly monetary, and you’re not paying it.

That said, neither that nor piracy are theft, and in both cases I gladly pirate because the prices in most instances have gotten away too high for what you get. Either in terms of subscription cost, or the time and quantity of ads delivered.

Karyoplasma,

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

Imgonnatrythis,

You wouldn’t block a car.

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what about us who pirate share almost everything?

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

rtxn,

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

Kusimulkku,

It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

TQuid,

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

SpiderShoeCult,

How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

N0body,

“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

Emma_Gold_Man,

Lost your listener’s license, did you?

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