JimmyBigSausage,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

Tartas1995,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

coffeebiscuit,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

TQuid,

A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device

SpiderShoeCult,

How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.

JCreazy,

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs,
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Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

LoamImprovement,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

paddirn,

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

For a sec. I thought were fr in the first sentence. Then i remembered wich platform we’re on and why that probably is.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Denying profit to corporations is theft

Absolutely right. In fact, it should be illegal to see a product for sale and not immediately buy it. How dare you see a helpless corporation in need of money, freezing in the streets, and not immediately empty your wallet in exchange for trinkets that they so lovingly engineered to break in a set amount of time? You monster!

vithigar,

Using ad blockers is piracy, insofar as you’re avoiding paying the price the content provider has set for that content. The price is watching the ads, rather than being something directly monetary, and you’re not paying it.

That said, neither that nor piracy are theft, and in both cases I gladly pirate because the prices in most instances have gotten away too high for what you get. Either in terms of subscription cost, or the time and quantity of ads delivered.

Karyoplasma,

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

Imgonnatrythis,

You wouldn’t block a car.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

scytale,

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

Evil_Shrubbery,

Viva la FOSS!!

Etterra,

Well I mean if my choices are ads or death… Yeah go ahead and flip the switch, I’m done here.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Belarus or USA? Those are the only two countries where judge can kill people.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!

…hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.

Chakravanti,

There will be no 2030 for human life.

Mateoto,

All hail the Google overlord

Zerush,
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nfsu2,
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Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

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