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DLSantini, in Why the hell did that stop

Some still do. I just started working at Walmart, and they give you a Samsung phone to do your job. You use the camera for scanning tags, shelving, check item status, and a bunch of other shit. It’s a modern phone, with USB c, fingerprint sensor in the power button, android 13, stupid hole-punch camera, etc. And when I pulled off the otterbox case they gave me with it, I found that the back pulls off and the battery pops out, like all of my phones used to do back in the day. I assume that’s so they can more easily keep these phones in use, as they can pull out a failing battery and pop a new one in without having to send the phone sent off for servicing.

toynbee,

Likely being provided to a business rather than a consumer means that there’s incentive to make a product with what the purchaser wants.

Maggoty, in Why the hell did that stop

To sell you more phones. Duh.

brey1013,

OP up in here learning about late-stage capitalism like 😲

Crashumbc, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

Witcher :(

And I’m not talking about the casting or other stuff. Just the general writing and conversion from books to screen sucked ass

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It was like a teenager wrote the dialogue.

saintshenanigans,

From what I’ve heard it would have been multitudes worse if Cavill wasn’t so passionate about the source, too.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I never read the books or played the games. So when I watched it I thought it was kinda janky because they were trying a little to hard trying to stay true to the books.

Then I later found out it wasn’t true to the books. Sure sometimes you need to change things to make a story work better for a new medium. But why is it so jank then?

If they made changes but it worked really well as a TV show because of those changes I can understand. And if the show is janky because they tried to stay too close to the books, I can understand. But they made a janky show that’s not true to the books. I don’t understand!

Maggoty,

Some of the jank is because of the first book for sure. Doing three different converging timelines isn’t easy.

Blackmist,

I’ve heard even that books aren’t that good, basically being medieval James Bond, but somehow even more misogynistic.

Timboflex, in Ignorance is bliss
@Timboflex@lemmy.world avatar

The “stuff you know” slice should be “stuff you think you know,” and “stuff you know” should be a tiny sliver.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

And you could even argue that we can’t really know if we can know anything, because we don’t know if we are objective observers of the universe.

We can make it as philosophical as we want. Do you know that you can know anything with certainty?

The mind is a mindfuck.

DakRalter, (edited )
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar

It’s fun asking kids, if 100 is knowing everything and zero is knowing nothing, how much do you know? And they’ll answer something like 80 or 90.

Then you ask them how many words they know in the dictionary. Then you ask how many words they know in other languages. And then they realise they don’t know much at all and agree the answer is something more like 0.0000000000001. (needs more zeros)

gerryflap, in Why the hell did that stop
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

As far as I understand, Europe will push for removable batteries by 2027.. So we might actually get back to those glory days.

TheGrandNagus,

People misunderstand this rule.

It’s not about popping batteries out, but instead about making them more easily replaceable (so no gluing them in place kinda thing)

But even then it only applies if the battery degrades by more than a certain amount over the course of 2 years. If it doesn’t, or if it’s over a certain capacity, they don’t need to do anything different.

jordanlund, in Millennials in another 20 years
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

O’RLY?

MonkeMischief,

YARLY!

henfredemars, in Ignorance is bliss

So, you’re saying I know something.

SendMePhotos,

Even if you know nothing, that’s something.

Aceticon,

Well, if all you know is that you know nothing, you do know something … and you’re wrong about it.

recapitated, in About to get drafted

I try to adopt the mindset that my loved ones don’t need me to be their tech enthusiast… But they need me to be their tech therapist.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Techrapist.

MightyGalhupo,

That’s not quite the same chief

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Still better than a normal r*pist.

MightyGalhupo,

Agreed

MonkeMischief, (edited )

When they want to whine and moan about how confusing technology is/has gotten and how much they hate it instead of just explaining the difficulty and what they might have tried to resolve it?

Yeah wish I got paid like a therapist for those. They’d get real succinct real fast lol.

I told people I love helping people but many of my “clients” wanted to score immediate points by coming to the “computer guy” to rant about how they hate technology for the next hour.

Imagine how that would go over at other professions. “This thing you work on and would be willing to explain if I’d listen for a second? I hate it. Let me tell you why. Please help when I’m finally out of breath thanks.”

I’m sure the vet or a plumber would love this. Your mechanic especially. /s

unexposedhazard, in Thank you for your service

Fuck your service

MonkeMischief,

Comcast employees love this one.

PP_BOY_, in Thank you for your service
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you know damn well where he is

MonkeMischief,

“I dunno it ends in '-stan” that’s all I got…"

iAvicenna, in I should figure out how myself
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

is the image a screenshot from a game?

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

One Piece anime I think

But it sucks they cut the quote to make it sound like Ubisoft is telling people to stop wanting to own games (which gamers are, look at Steam’s and gamepass’s popularity)

The quote should say subscriptions like EA Play, Ubisoft +, and Gamepass will only be successful if people are comfortable not owning games

Kerb, (edited ) in I should figure out how myself
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

im already very used to not owning ubisoft games

xX_fnord_Xx,

I suppose one gets used to not paying for them after the first two-three downloads.

MashedTech, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

What are your opinions on The Magicians?

Crashumbc,

Never watched enough to get a feel. I could not stand the whiney main character kid. He was like nails on a chalk board annoying…

cheesebag,

Haha, have you read the books? It is a million times worse / more pretentious. The show was camp, which was at least kinda fun. Definitely an improvement anyway

the_artic_one,

Cheesey as hell but still loveable.

herrvogel,

The show where they have to sex each other in super sexy horny sex to cast some spell. Yeah sex magic wooo!! And what does the spell do? It just creates a column of light that some guy can use as a beacon to navigate.

My eyes rolled so hard I saw the back of my own skull.

TAG,
@TAG@lemmy.world avatar

I did not like the constant tonal shifts between silly magic frat boys and depressing magical apocalypse.

Angry_Maple, (edited ) in Why the hell did that stop
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

It didn’t have a removable battery, but I used to use an older Asus Zenfone 3 ZE552KL that really kicked arse.

It had cards slots, a headphone jack, a built in radio that used wired headphones for signal, and the damned thing was as reasonably waterproof as I could imagine a smartphone to be. It’s camera was pretty great for the price, too.

Well, one day it fell very hard on a sharp rock, and the screen shattered. The crack made a hole a few milimeteres deep, and it was about a centimetre wide. It might not sound like much, but the crack in the screen was very much there. My happy arse managed to then have it fall out of my pocket and right into the flush of a high-powered toilet.

I left it to dry for one day, and it worked almost like new again. It still powers up today, but the since security updates stopped years ago, i don’t use it anymore. IIRC, it wasn’t too expensive, but I forget if there was a sale going on at the time.

I hope I can find another phone like that around that general price point one day. I can dream haha.

itsonlygeorge,

What the fuck is a high powered toilet? I want one of those!

A_Random_Idiot,

i think he means those like commercial/hospital/doctor office toilets that, when they autoflush and you are still on the seat, feel like you are going to have your insides sucked out by the full concentrated force of a galactic core black hole.

cordlesslamp, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

“Somehow, Palpatine return.” -Poe-

FlexibleToast,

Palpatine coming back wasn’t even an interesting premise though.

FatTony,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

It really did fail on all ends.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Palpatine = Fascism.

Palpatine returned = Fascism returned.

The word Fascism was coined be Mussolini because it was a reference to the Roman Empire. Fascism is often about restoring past Empires.

Luke tried (and succeeded) to bring his father back from the dark side.

Rey does not attempt to ring her grandfather back from the dark side. Why not? because he’s dead. You can redeem your family but you can’t redeem your ancestors because they’re dead. You also can’t confront your ancestors, but science fiction allows characters to do things that aren’t possible to do in the real world.

Rey confronts her evil ancestor and rejects him. Takes on a different name, She understands her ancestor doesn’t define who she is.

Children in school right now learning about what their evil ancestors did, what should they do? Take their side? Or realize like Rey did that they don’t have to identify with what their ancestors did. You can identify with the good people from the past even if you aren’t related to them.

Fascism relies on wanting the things that your ancestors had. Reject that idea and you reject fascism.

Also if you’ve ever seen a statue of some evil dude being removed, you will see a reproduction of an evil person that died a long time ago being moved around on a crane.

The problem with RoS isn’t that it didn’t do anything interesting, it’s just it didn’t tell you that it was doing interesting things. So people would know what to post on twitter immediately after watching the movie.

TLJ has the appearance of an interesting movie but actually did nothing. RoS tried to appear like a dumb action movie while actually doing interesting things.

And I didn’t even go into the layer about the grieving process, but that’s obvious isn’t it? Movie starts with a guy literally denying death and ends on Chewie inheriting Hans’s medal and Rey burying the lightsabers. The Sequel Trilogy was about death after all, so it’s obvious the last movie had a layer about the grieving process… right? RIGHT?

FlexibleToast,

Those aren’t interesting premises. Those are the same, tired premises in a lot of current media.

Blackmist,

The look on Oscar Isaac’s face as he delivers that line is something else.

It’s the face of a man who has been back and forth with the scriptwriter and director all day, and is resigned to the fact that this is the best they can come up with.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

it makes sense for poe to say, how would he know how palpy came back?

the problem was the movie didnt really expand on that in any capacity

Blackmist, (edited )

Even the writers didn’t seem to know. It was like they’d been handed some weird madlibs type shit and had to work Palpatine back in, even though the previous two movies hadn’t alluded to that in the slightest.

Even the groans from the rebels sound like “Jesus, three movies for this shit?”

If you look at Alan Rickman saying “By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings” and Oscar saying this, it’s the same pained expression, but only Rickman was acting.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Poe doesn’t know or care why fascism returned, he just knows he’s going to fight against it.

The hot take internet culture rejected the movie simply because people don’t have the capability of understanding the layers and interpreting anything. It’s a shame really it’s the most interesting of all the Star Wars movies (though not the best, the editing was janky as hell). But people are more interested in consuming nitpicky memes about Star Wars than watching an actual Star Wars movie.

But it’s a movie that provided petty nitpicky assholes on the internet many hours of entertainment repeating the same false memes that only indicate that they didn’t actually watch the movie. You got what you wanted, so you should appreciate JJ Abrams for satisfying your cynical and petty nature with all the negative memes you’re still repeating over four years later.

I’ll just be over here enjoying a Star Wars movie that has layers about the relationship between our connection to our ancestors and fascist movements, the grieving process, and still isn’t so overly serious to not have a layer with the Emperor blasting lightning bolts at X-Wings.

Enjoy your memes!

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