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otter, in How's this plan progressing?

Um. Next year isn’t 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

Exusia, (edited )
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The meme scientist was so concerned whether or not they COULD post a meme

They forgot to stop and ask if they should post this one

milicent_bystandr,

Yes it is. Have you been sleeping for a year? We all thought you were just pretending, but you lay in that bed snoring the whole of 2024.

Wake up, otter! Stop d0zing through entire years! 2025 starts tomorrow! Don’t trust your phone, NTP glitched while you were asleep and it’s also wrong!!

otter,

Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.

milicent_bystandr,

Isn’t she? She seemed so nice…

anonymouse,

My favorite podcast told me it would heal my mental illness.

ininewcrow,
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Classic shit post engagement … post an obvious error, mistake or controversial opinion and watch everyone dance for you.

Poxlox, in Where is spork?

Where grapefruit spoon?

moktor, in *Cries in Debt*

Had my university call me up about a year after I had graduated. I was unemployed and had not been able to find a job post-graduation. I explained to the person that unfortunately I do not have an income at this time and was still living at home with my parents and trying to find a job. Their response: “Well do you have a credit card? You could use that to donate and worry about paying it off later.”

AeonFelis,

What’s the problem? We can just add it to your existing student debt.

neanderthal, in 502 Bad Gateway

Wow is that an old version of NGINX. Bad sys admin! If you are going to change your server string, have some fun. Set it to “server 1.0. Today’s special is caramel horse apple”

The poor thing is probably mining bit coins and deploying ransomware!

aniki,

this meme is almost old enough to vote.

Maggoty, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Or you’re about to do some Home Depot Surfing!

Either way…

rimjob_rainer, in I swear I'm not filthy

Glad they don’t exist where I live

Tedesche, in It's not enough to win; they all must lose.

Nah, if it was communist propaganda, it would mean that you get no material reward compared to anyone else, but could count on the teacher to pass on a good word for you with the principal, who then might mention your name positively at an education board meeting, who then might mention you to the mayor, the governor, etc, and now you have a real shot of becoming dictator of the single-party government that rules your country.

Value not consumer prizes and instead seek nepotistic alliances, for through them will the material comforts flow.—Mao, probably.

ilinamorato, (edited ) in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I love how, in this very thread, there are 3-4 pretty confident (and completely different) answers stating, without much doubt, its obvious purpose.

Steamymoomilk, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood

“DAMMIT TIMMY THE ELETRIC BILL IS GONNA BE THROUGHT THE ROOF!”

dejected_warp_core, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

The real power move is to grab one of those contractor buckets and use it as a shopping basket. Because how else are you going to keep all those loose nuts and bolts from going everywhere?

ExfilBravo, in game face

Your average Elden Ring enjoyer.

intensely_human, in Where is spork?

Actually, all of those are ikea spoons. You can tell by how weirdly shaped they are

FatTony, in We did it?
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For a summary skip to Harambe.

Resol, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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What else would it be? It’s obviously a Katamari Damacy.

RQG, in Besides, I didn't get any
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Is it more or less unhealthy when I lie about my lack of sleep to shut people up?

Maestro, (edited )
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I'd say that's still unhealthy because it helps perpetuate the myth that less sleep is a thing to admire. Maybe instead we should start bragging about how much sleep we are getting. As a dad of an 18 month old, I already regularly brag about that to my coworkers who also have little kids.

RQG,
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Yeah I’m with you on this one. Getting enough sleep should be something we thrive for.

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