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AlexJD, in I swear I'm not filthy

I declare exterminatus

sagrotan, in game face
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

War Thunder player here for years. That’s a truth. You just stare into the stupidity of others and your own demise.

phoneymouse, in Where is spork?

Some things just aren’t worth over complicating

zeppo, in Where is spork?
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Soup spoon is the best.

Rosco, in Where is spork?

I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.

anarchy79, in How's this plan progressing?
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative’s fault really, that’s the innate laziness of the working class.

HelloHotel,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Pls explan, I have little to no context about your post

Immersive_Matthew, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

I looked into it and looks to be a hoax but do your own research. Funny ad all the same as the real joke is that is not an unreasonable goal and why have we not yet? Would be nice as the current homeless response is a lose lose for all parties.

Pipoca,

Really?

Conservatives don’t actually want to murder homeless people by sawing them in two? But killing homeless people is a great idea?

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

No, they’re saying housing homeless people is not an unreasonable goal.

Pipoca, (edited )

That would be “cut homelessness in half” or “cut the number of homeless people in half”. That’s very different from “cut all homeless people in half”, which would be bisecting each homeless person. This is clearly a joke about conservatives being heartless monsters, right?

Or is this a dialectal grammar difference between UK and US English?

Guest_User,

Loose loose. So very loose

Immersive_Matthew,

Ahahaha. Oops.

9point6, (edited )

For the party (and currently government of the UK) “sponsoring” the fake ad, directly murdering homeless people by chopping them in half would be pretty on-brand, they pretty much kill them off indirectly with legislation already and disparage the homeless in the media all the time.

I agree that halving homelessness would be of benefit to everyone, but the Tories don’t particularly care about benefit to anyone apart from themselves and their masters.

ArmokGoB, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I think you can bring it to Master Rahool for a piece of exotic gear.

FlyingSquid, in The future is now
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank god we don’t have flying cars. Thousands of cars in the air… any of them could have engine trouble at any time…

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

Or crash into you because of “pedal error” ! I learnt yesterday there are 16000 yearly accident in the USA from “pedal error”. WTAF ?!

RedAggroBest,

First, what defines pedal error? Also 16k out of 6 million is basically a non-factor

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

According to the Texas Department of Transportation, pedal error car accidents are defined as “accidents caused by unintentional acceleration or braking due to driver error.” These types of accidents can result in injuries, property damage, and even fatalities.

16k drivers who don’t have the proper skills to control their vehicules, this sounds like 16k too much to me, doesn’t matter the total number of drivers. It’s like drunk drivers, 1 fatality is already too much.

RedAggroBest,

It’s 6 million accidents, not drivers, more than that guaranteed

Smokeydope, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

My personal idea is that they are objects created both to flex metalworking craftsman skill and in worship of sacred geometry. Ancient peoples ascribed divinity to the harmonies of the universe, especially the harmonies in mathematics like geometry. The fancier looking platonic solids like dodecahedron and icosohedron have almost magical levels of symmetry built in to them making them both aesthetically pleasing complex shapes. The fact they even exist inspires philosophical and even spiritual thoughts. As far as I understand romans had some very impressive archetecture incorporating mathematical ratios almost constantly, archetects and metal workers may very well have needed to worship geometry as a divine aspect in order to achieve such neurotic levels of mathematics in their aesthetic.

ApathyTree, (edited ) in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I look at my keys when I type and I’m not ashamed of that. I always have, since Oregon trails on 5.25 floppy in the early 90s.

I could probably train myself out of it, and I can type whole sentences without looking, but only with the 6 fingers I normally use, rather than the full 8 most people use, and it’s a fucking chore. Frankly, it seems like a massive waste of mental resources to learn to type without looking, and I actively resisted learning it in typing classes in middle/highschool. I’m not doing data entry, so whatever I’m writing is a creative process, and that benefits from sight. I get eyes on what I’m doing while I’m doing it, and again when I check it over. It worked out very well for me when I started typing in Cyrillic, I just added transparent stickers. Homework was a breeze; I was looking anyway! :)

Yes I fucking want backlit keys. Even if just for when I’m laying in bed at a weird angle and can’t see the key layout, or sitting in a dark room. I would want them in a drunken stupor, too, even tho I use my phone for that browsing, which is backlit by default.

In summary, backlit keys are the shit. I spent a gob of money on a backlit, rechargeable, wireless keyboard, and I regret nothing.

Mammothmothman, (edited ) in I swear I'm not filthy

Bruv they are saprovores. They eat rotting food. And crawl all over it and spread whatever was growing on the food wherever they walk. Pest insects are labeled as such for a reason. But hey its your living space…

Hyrulian, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?
@Hyrulian@lemmy.world avatar

Me switching from a gaming keyboard to a keychron:

moshtradamus666, in A small flaw in the naming scheme

That’s funny because it was kind of an old joke made in Brazilian Portuguese and I’ve been seeing a lot lately. I wonder if a fellow Brazilian translated the joke.

yum,

Damn these brazilians are everywhere

sangriaferret,

Well, there are a brazillion of them.

yum, (edited )

Ba dum ts

Kase,

Probably a stupid question, but did they have to change the original joke for it to translate into English? I don’t know any Portuguese, just curious if the play on “battery” works in both languages

danteog,

It does, bateria is battery in portuguese

Kase,

Neat, thanks!

Smoogs, in It's a curse

The point of games should be that they are fun without being productive. If not, it is job

dangblingus, (edited )

But when the game’s mechanic is beating a singular person who’s sitting right beside you, skill matchups dictate the fun. But this is probably why I play Third Strike alone lmao

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I really genuinely enjoyed learning to get better at super smash bros. But then I fell into the awkward zone described in a meme. It sucks.

madcaesar,

That’s why I love co-op games. Couch co-op games are the absolute best and they are going extinct for shitty online co-op.

pinkwerdo,

But you need friends for that.

Gumus,

Well if you don’t have friends, the OP doesn’t apply anyway…

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