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AccurstDemon, in I need it
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Everyone in this thread should try geocaching! It is really fun

ininewcrow, in Applies to almost anything
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wow … that’s a lot of talent … mine is more of a wisp or thin formless vapour that you’d hardly notice

the_seven_sins, in Oh, is that so?
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

It does not say you can’t do it, it just says it’s prohibited. It wants you to be aware you are rebellious.

balderdash9, in Simply must have

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/06dbbec3-538d-4bb7-9773-e364fdfa5d3a.webp

Mordred_vat, in Simply must have

The balloons sell it

FlyingSquid, in Phew, that was a close one...
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The story behind this is actually pretty wholesome.

mixedarticle.com/woman-arrested-for-playing-with-…

NocturnalMorning,

The story behind this makes it even better. I love it.

ExtraMedicated, (edited )

She even fought arrest by kicking them in the face.

How?! I’m only 37 and I already can’t bring my feet above my waist and she’s fuckin assaulting cops? I’m such a loser.

namingthingsiseasy, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

I’m really happy to see point #2 being mentioned. From their inception, Youtube established a social contract of providing their videos free to users without ads. I don’t think Google should just be allowed to unilaterally change the contract on behalf of all parties and force it on everyone. If they had a good reason to do so, perhaps I would humor it, but “because of shithead shareholders” does not pass that bar.

Syrus, (edited ) in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

In less than ten years this will be a “nottheonion” headline…

TheBat, in Fuckn UAE government
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Person 1: Cities of the future will be in space.

Person 2: No, cities of the future will be underground.

Saudi Arabia: T H E L I N E

balderdash9,

An ecological disaster

veni_vedi_veni, (edited )

Spec Ops: The Line.

Ahead of our time

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

No, you cannot use white phosphorus on the wall city.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Sisyphus

If afterlife isn’t just some cruel joke … well, slap me around & call me Phusy Sissy

Kolanaki,
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Afterlife? Pfft. If I’d thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I’d kill myself right now.

dalekcaan,

REMEMBER MEEEE

davidgro, (edited ) in immature content

Blocked on lemmy.ml

(Probably)

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Yep, posting something like this on lemmy.ml will get you banned for “trolling”. I tried to start a community similar to lemmy shitpost during that initial reddit flee and gave up after getting banned for trolling.

Pratai,

My .ml count was banned for 30 days for disagreeing with Hexbear trolls.

fitgse, in Shit job

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!

kn33,

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t make jack.
That’s why I riot - to seize the means back.

Wonder_Wandering, in I need it

Ok this, but on geoguessr would be fire

FuryMaker, in I need it

Morrowind flashbacks…

ChihuahuaOfDoom, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

This is why I like my bidet.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

THANKS BIDET

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

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