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ExfilBravo, in Unfortunately once some of these templates hit 25 y/o, we'll need to retire them.

I would think he is too busy being Leo and doesn’t get on the internet much.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Too busy being balls deep in girls under 25

Swedneck, in Sisyphus
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

someone clearly hasn’t taken the gnomepill and refuses to admire the world’s inherent beauty

the_of_and_a_to, in A pleasure playing with you all

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  • Redhotkurt,
    @Redhotkurt@kbin.social avatar

    The captain is down and I've resorted to kicking. Form an orderly line, folks. Let's face the end with dignity, shall we?

    NABDad,

    Kicking the captain, meanwhile the company executives are climbing into a lifeboat.

    tygerprints, in Roughing it

    That's my kinda camping - driving a mobile mansion into the not too deep woods, hopefully near a mall. I love that.

    Nature ain't got nothing on human ingenuity.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    Look if my tent isn’t a five minute hike from a five star restaurant I’m gonna throw a five alarm tantrum.

    tygerprints,

    A five minute hike? I just hope they have delivery options.

    thorbot, in A pleasure playing with you all

    I woke up this morning, and looked out the window. “Sigh, the world is still here. Guess I’ll go to work.”

    SubArcticTundra,
    @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

    I wish that we knew the actual date of when the world was going to end so that we could have a massive party +orgy

    thorbot,

    Shit, I’d like the knowledge just so I know when I can finally sleep.

    samus12345, in Roughing it
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Very Dr. Seuss.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    The Lorax would hate this

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    But young Once-ler would love it!

    kibiz0r, in Burned by the Dragon of the West

    It’s great because it also implies that you have the capability of wisdom, but your impatience gets in the way.

    moistclump,

    Wholesome.

    Maultasche,

    Which is why this is the perfect description for Korra.

    db2, in Roughing it

    AI really doesn’t understand anything. You could sneeze in the general direction of that thing and it would tip over.

    LazaroFilm,
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    Ai understands perfectly what I want. It also understands it doesn’t have to be real

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes sir I see your 3 titty woman wallpaper but what are you ordering?

    wreckedcarzz,
    @wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Hey hey, Al Bundy has something here, a million dollar idea!

    it falls over anyway but it is damn cool until it does

    Tb0n3,

    Also the mirrors are unusable by the driver, and the right side mirror isn’t even connected.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    It’s just holding on with superconducting magnetism.

    glitch1985,

    the right side mirror isn’t even connected.

    Never heard of Bluetooth? Wireless my guy.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited )

    “Wireless” is a scam. You ever open one of those things up? Absolutely full of wires!

    thanks_shakey_snake,

    And they seem to be outward facing…? Designed to briefly blind its enemies so it can escape, maybe?

    sour, (edited )
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    there's a light with no source

    casmael,

    That’s because it’s not intelligent, it’s just artificial

    cm0002,

    You say that like humans don’t have a long list of “inventions”/designs that totally wouldn’t/didn’t work but built it anyways lmao

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
    @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

    I feel personally attacked

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    Just look at the history of the artic explorer that got outperformed by a stock vw Beatle

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Was that a Top Gear special?

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    No it was a project back in the 1950 I think and it was this big mobile lab but because there was this belief that rounded tires preformed better in the snow the builders sanded the tread off the off-road tires they got also the engines while they had plenty of torque the fastest the artic explorer could go was 2 mph and when it finally arrived at the artic it got stuck immediately and moved faster in reverse the scientists got soo fed up with constantly digging the 70ton paper weight free that they just gave up and started using it was a small stationary base until the ice under it broke then 20 years later vw sent a bone stock Beatle that managed be the first car to drive across the artic with 0 issues

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Yeah, I was conflating two different Top Gear specials; one where they drove to the North Pole in pick-up trucks and another where they drove across Botswana and were out-performed by a stock Beetle.

    Imgonnatrythis,

    It understands my camping needs.

    SkyNTP, in Roughing it

    Considering that this thing won’t fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.

    sizzler,

    That’s it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.

    Death_Equity,

    “Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation.”

    limelight79,

    Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.

    Rolando,

    Don’t worry, the overpasses have also been redesigned by AI.

    SkyJuice, in Shit job

    Rookie numbers

    moistclump, in Shit job

    I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.

    EmperorHenry, in Tears of laughter probably for her
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    People spend too much money on wedding rings

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    Too much on weddings…

    The USA government considers marriage a tax and law advantage. Thats all it is. A mutually agreed upon union to gain a capital advantage. Don’t blow your savings to play dress up and get your family drunk. Don’t throw a party for everyone.

    Marry the one you love for the $35 marriage license and be done with it. You still end up being married, with tax benefits. Yes you won’t have the memories of stressing yourself out just to go through with it, but you will still have your money, and a better chance at having a good life with your piece of shit spouse that only works to spend your remaining time and money driving you into the ground until you get the courage after 4 years to stand up and divorce them. Luckily for you, you saved a bunch of money to pay your lawyer.

    I’m tired. Good night everyone.

    LemmyInRedditSux,

    $35?! My whole wedding cost $50. What jurisdictions offer marriage licenses for only 35?

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    I just looked it up and it was actually $40. All in all mine cost around $80 including a couple cheap rings from Walmart and gas.

    Now that I’m thinking about it, I hope we paid the notary since she stayed after work in city hall. She was a sweet lady. Since my wife and I just wanted to be done with it, she asked if we had any words and when we both said no she asked if she could and said a few sweet things and started crying when we said “I do”.

    SpaceNoodle,

    But I like dressing up and throwing parties for my loved ones.

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    Just tell your family some stranger on the Internet said no. They should understand.

    SpaceNoodle,

    No

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    Tell them you have a family emergency.

    SpaceNoodle,

    10/10

    nickiam2,

    That took a twist at the end

    Maalus,

    Boo freaking hoo. Name a more iconic duo - a scorned divorcee and being bitter. Let people do whatever they want to do - including lavish weddings.

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    I’m not divorced. I just like writing satire surrounding my personal opinions. Also, I personally stop every wedding I can. I want my wife and I to be the only married couple on earth.

    finestnothing,

    My wedding was my wife and I going to the courthouse on pi day, promising we weren’t related, signing the marriage document, then having a pizza pie for dinner and apple pie for dessert, total cost ~$85 (including $30 marriage license).

    A couple months later we went to Hawaii for a week and a half with both of our parents and my wifes best friend. Landed and spent a day puttering around since we were all tired, next day we had a ceremony on a gorgeous little beach (millionaires housing community beach, still public access like all beaches but hard to find and not much parking by design) officiated by my dad, had pictures taken by a photographer who also got the permit flowers etc, and spent the remaining 8 days honeymooning/vacationing. Our parents paid for the condo we stayed at as their wedding present ($1500 of $4500 would’ve been our share) and paid for most of the food while we were there. Total cost was $900 for a photographer (worth they were great and definitely worth it), $500 for plane tickets since we got them early and went in early May when the islands aren’t too busy, figure $300 in food and activities that we did without our parents . Wife’s dress was $600 including alterations.

    Total cost ended up being under $2500 paid over 6 months or so. We got married, had pictures, and a week and a half vacation and honeymoon in Hawaii for less than most people pay for a random venue for 8 hours in the off season.

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    Sounds like a good deal for a couple nerds.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    going to the courthouse on pi day

    Is Pi day a day were you celebrate the number Pi? 3.14?

    finestnothing,

    Indeed it is, March 14

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    YES! Fucking Christ! Someone else shares my opinion on this issue! Weddings as they’re done in the US are so stupid and expensive! Wedding rings are also stupid.

    IDontHavePantsOn,

    I’m all for the continued symbolism of marriage so rings are cool in my book. It’s still a serious commitment. The jewelery business however is a glittering turd with blood embroidery.

    I bought placeholder rings from Walmart for maybe $20 -$30.

    I upgraded to a much nicer $10 tungsten ring from Amazon.

    I upgraded my wife’s band and engagement ring to a handmade 14k Gold and moisanite combo from Etsy that was somehow cheaper than if I had made the rings myself. Must have some good connections, idk.

    Either way, do your marriage how you want. Symbolize it how you want. I just want 8% of your gross income afterwards. It’s only fair. I mean I just basically saved you twice that amount.

    EmperorHenry,
    @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    if I ever get married my wives will be wearing anodized aluminum rings

    somedaysoon, (edited ) in Long COVID really sucks
    @somedaysoon@lemmy.world avatar

    I had covid one time, back in the Fall of 2020, and my sinuses where absolutely fucked beyond belief, never had such sinus pains… and then I had absolutely no smell or taste for one and a half years afterwards. I was extremely worried I was going to live life without, but fortunately I did regain those senses. Now every couple months I will get dry coughs that will have me on the verge of throwing up from coughing so hard, it’ll last like a day, and then I’m fine until the next time and I’m not sure what causes it.

    Digestive_Biscuit,
    @Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

    When I had COVID I got sharp pains in my left ear (among other symptoms) and in the mornings my head was spinning and lost balance.

    Since then whenever I have a normal cold my left ear gets blocked up and rings more. Any my sinus generally are more sensitive. I find it plays up more, as if a minor cold which would barely register previously is enough to trigger slightly larger symptoms.

    agissilver,

    I also had my COVID infection move into my ear, and I’m pretty sure it caused the subsequent tmjd.

    JackbyDev,

    So, thankfully I only lost taste for like a week or so when I got it in 2022, but the sinus thing? Yeah. That was the worst part. Everything else was minor in comparison. It felt like someone hooked an air compressor to my head.

    Kolanaki, in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Wouldn’t a gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound terrible? 🤔

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
    Sidhean,

    What a well-thought-out response (I can’t see the comment you’re replying to)!

    vaultdweller013,

    Golded fiddle would soumd like shit and weigh too much.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
    hungryphrog, in Shit job

    Boss makes a dollar
    I make a dime
    That’s why I always shit
    On company time

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