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NotSpez, in Please wear a mask

This picture perfectly illustrates why you should carry spare googly eyes in your pocket all the time

nonailsleft, (edited ) in Meme leftovers

I read pipe

JustMy2c, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

1.poop 2.bidet

Empricorn, in We should all be so lucky

They’re not holding hands. How good of friends can they be!?

burgersc12, in Shit job
ininewcrow, in In more ways than one... NSFW
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Is this to scale? Because if it is … that isn’t Neptune … that’s a Black Hole

balderdash9, in DMZ has its moments

Judas moment

doingthestuff, in Roughing it

As someone wilderness camping below freezing on two separate trips this week -one in a hammock at the great lakes and another in a tent a little farther inland, I don’t even know what I’m looking at.

fossilesque,
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bivvy bag or bust

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in What a nice video of a car peacefully driving amongst beautiful hills

replace it with the Pheonix package meme see if it’ll be scarier

ares35, in Roughing it
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it always seemed to storm whenever we went camping when i was a kid, and that's what all the campers looked like when you're stuck in a little tent during one.

x4740N,
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Either you had really bad planning or the universe seems to hate you for some reason

Jakdracula, in Roughing it
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How many soldiers to the gallon does that get?

comrade19,

Haha f*ck ive never heard of this

p1mrx,

I don’t get it.

It sounds like a “war for oil” joke, but why would the number of soldiers/gallon depend on the vehicle?

IHadTwoCows,

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  • abbotsbury,
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    Yikes, this ain’t it chief.

    Starkstruck,

    Different vehicles have different miles per gallon. Eg a big camper will use more gas in one trip than a car.

    Sidhean,

    Which would create a difference in soldiers per mile, but not per gallon, as a gallon isn’t more or less fuel based on the efficiency of the vehicle, right?

    creditCrazy,
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    Now I’m torn on what’s better soldiers to the gallon or gallons to the mile

    x4740N,
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    Just as confusing as real freedom units

    CaptainBlagbird, in They don't know
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    Were you the Pacman guy?

    danwardvs,

    No. Not even. That was some total ass.

    TonyHawksPoTater, in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
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    The devil was the judge of the contest, cheated, and still lost. Says a lot about Johnny's ability.

    ivanafterall,
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    Doesn't it really say much more about the devil's obvious and severe limitations?

    Xanthrax, (edited )
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    Well yeah, he has to follow a contract most of the time. (Atleast in folklore). That’s what makes it neat. He’s beating the devil at his own deal.

    He bet against the house and won.

    FunkyMonk,

    Maybe he just wants some freinds to jam with but nobody hangs out with someone horny without some gold and threats on the line, tales as old as time really.

    Rolando,

    FACT: gold is formed in the extreme heat of stars

    FACT: Hell is known for its extreme heat

    THEREFORE: gold is likely extremely common in Hell. The Devil was offering a worthless prize.

    Mnemnosyne,

    It’s not the heat but the pressure that does it. The heat in a star is the byproduct of the pressure, it’s not what causes the gold to form. And even then I think metals as heavy as gold only form in a supernova.

    ivanafterall,
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    Well, hell has both the pressure and the temperature of a supernova and you can't prove otherwise.

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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    I bet the devil could you got a fiddle

    meatand2veg,

    I always thought that Johnny won the contest, but Johnny’s pride will eventually land himself in hell anyway, pride being one of the seven deadly. Devil doesn’t care that he lost and doesn’t flip out for that reason.

    doingthestuff,

    It isn’t pride to say you’re the best if you are. It’s a statement of fact.

    flicker,

    I always thought this but with the added twist that the Devil didn't actually lose. He chose to "lose" because he didn't want Johnny humbled. He wanted Johnny and all that pride to go across earth challenging anyone to believe they could be so good as to beat the Devil, inspiring more pride.

    tslnox,

    There’s a sequel exactly about this.

    Guess who wins? :-D

    youtu.be/L0XUTD7QYcs?si=l5DeAE-go9CHN7ec

    FlyingSquid, in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
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    Who judged that fiddle contest anyway? Were there like a panel of demons or what?

    Also, I doubt a gold fiddle would have a very good sound. Plus, it would get all bent up because gold is soft.

    Honestly, I have problems with the whole thing. It makes me doubt it’s true.

    Sallp,
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    There is a sequel, where the devil comes back and challenges Johnny again.

    FlyingSquid,
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    Did he offer a more sensible prize?

    TheGrandNagus, (edited )

    He didn’t even offer a prize at all, saying Johnny’s own human ego and pride would be his undoing, that Johnny would play just for the prize of being able to say he really is the best.

    Johnny recognised what the Devil was doing, still did it anyway, and it’s heavily implied he still won regardless. Based af.

    ivanafterall,
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    That's just not a good look, though. "YEAH, WELL, I BETCHA WON'T FIGHT ME AGAIN, BRO! COME ON, PUSSY!"

    Cylusthevirus,
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    Were there like a panel of demons or what?

    Things were awkward when they all got home.

    intensely_human,

    When that song was written honor was so deeply ingrained into our culture nobody even questioned the idea of the devil admitting he’d been beat.

    guyrocket, in Roughing it
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    Its NOT camping if you don't sleep in a tent.

    ivanafterall,
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    This has a tent that pops-up over the king size bed in the master bedroom.

    Kase,

    What if I wander in the woods for a few days and don’t sleep?

    doingthestuff,

    Then you should switch to mellower drugs.

    Kase,

    Relevant username. What stuff in particular do you recommend? /s

    doingthestuff,

    For a nice little sleep in the woods? Cannabis edibles.

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