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The_Picard_Maneuver, in I miss pre-covid news...
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Browser!

lessthanluigi, in I never learn my lesson

This would be Punk Rock for me. I can’t imagine all the toxicity in that community. I’m so glad I just listen to it via YTMusic and Bandcamp

son_named_bort, in title

I’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf?

padjakkels, in Same
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But what does the machine do?

Dyrantua,

It’s a Philips baby bottle warmer.

padjakkels,
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thanks!

padjakkels,
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Okay,thanks. Lol

Selmafudd,

They come in bottles now??

possiblylinux127,

It turns chickens into pies

padjakkels,
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haha I want such a machine!

Viking_Hippie,

Dammit, I meant to get the one that adds the pot!

possiblylinux127,
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Voyajer, (edited ) in A genius solution!
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In-wall radiative heating to boot!

bruhduh,
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Same vibes as 2kilowatt pc

crackajack, (edited ) in I never learn my lesson

The Metal Gear Solid fanbase is probably the one of the few respectful and wholesome gaming fanbase I have seen. While most male gamers are drooling and oogling their eyes on any sexualised female characters, MGS fans question and reject the scantily clad female character in Metal Gear Solid V and always meme about this woman being fully clothed.

Keep classy MGS fans!

Edit:wording

yamanii,
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No? We love Quiet.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The community does seem relatively free of cope that she’s anything but fan service powered by bullshit.

yamanii,
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Ah yeah, I don’t think the community ever bought that one, since (for context for those that don’t know MGS) this was after MGS3 that had The End, an old man that also breathed through his skin, and he was clothed.

Ringmasterincestuous, in title

lol - these comments…

What the fuck rocks….

yuki2501, in I just have to get this frying pan...
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The witcher?

Stamets,
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What I’m referencing with the title? Absolutely. Couldn’t get into the games personally but the side quest about the lady and her pan cracks me up.

anubis119, in title

Hypothetical: do you leave your triplet infants in the unsupervised car to return the cart a minute away as to not be deemed an animal by people that didnt see your kids, or do you return the cart then try to carry three infats back and put them in the car? Not everything is black and white.

Clarke311,

Buckle your kids in lock your doors. Walk it to the nearest secure spot (where it won’t roll). Return to car.

anubis119,

I agree with this. Safe spot is nearest pothole/planter not in the way of other cars. The whole idea that if you don’t return them to the corral makes you subhuman, my horse ain’t that high folks.

bratosch,

Don’t go shopping with your fucking triplets

xX_fnord_Xx,

If the amount of children you have spawned gives you reason to act as a lesser human being, you need to question your motives, not society.

finkrat,

Parenting can be pretty fucking hard and people should be more gracious or at least understanding with parents for it. Not justifying asshole behavior but just know that they may not be as able to be their best self in that moment.

ipkpjersi, in I just have to get this frying pan...

Sometimes the side quests feel less forced than the main quests, so I tend to enjoy that about them.

RIP_Cheems, in Calm down there, edgelord
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Your brain tells you to? Mine literally tries to force me to jump from ledges.

TalesFromTheKitchen, in This happens every night
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When I was in the Navy, I slept like a rock. The constant sound of the air conditioning and the subtle sound of the engines…Now imagine the constant humming and rumble of a starship in the Trek universe. Pure heaven!

beccaboben,

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔

pythonoob, in This happens every night

Maybe try taking of your work clothes…

lightnsfw,

Just tried it. Now what? Everyone in the office is staring and it’s cold in here.

pythonoob,

Now lay down! Duh

labelsimilar,

@connections puzzle Not a bad idea.

li10, in I never learn my lesson

I used to be active on /r/mma which was actually a decent sub with good moderation, but there was also /r/ufc which was just awful.

A place for teenagers to post dogshit takes and say shit like “I can’t wait to see X fighter get knocked out”. They treat it like WWE, wanting it to be a dramatic story and not the competitive sport that it is.

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