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over_clox, in Was it not ripe enough or something?

Needs ketchup, obviously.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Mustard is the superior condiment and yes I’ll drive to your house and argue with you in your front yard about it.

Imgonnatrythis,

Sure if you are out of cheese sauce I guess.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

But is cheese a condiment or a separate food item?

Imgonnatrythis,

I’m American so it’s both

over_clox,

I did not dispute mustard at all. Ketchup and mustard can live in harmony, can’t they?

Can’t they?.. 😭

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

🤝 indeed they can

tslnox,
Harvey656, in Pocket sized

Unironically would love this. I mean I’d break it by accident in 10 minutes but would enjoys those ten minutes lugging that beast around.

xusontha, in Pocket sized

and that’s the compact form

Tarquinn2049, (edited ) in Maybe gods just aren't creative

Most of the cases I can think of where that is overused, the entity stating it is indeed intended to be the impersonation of one single aspect of an identity. And indeed not particularly creative due to not having access to any other facet of personality. “Foolish” often comes across as a projection. The entity can’t fathom the thought process leading the mortal to their conclusions, and since not being able to figure out what someone is thinking could have two distinct causes… they go with the one that would imply they are superior, rather than inferior.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in It's almost like a zombie movie for them
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Fun fact: The tables can get turned on us too. Moose and elephants have both been documented stalking humans who angered them for days trying to ambush and kill them for example.

In fact, the saying goes that you only need to make a stalking carnivore think you’re too much trouble for the amount of nutrients you have to get away since they’re just hungry, but if you’re being stalked by a herbivore, that means they’re genuinely trying to kill you simply because they hate you.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, also don’t fuck with camels. Like, if you can’t already see how they loathe your existence, and then aggravate them, you have only yourself to blame down the road.

normanwall,

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  • MoodyRaincloud,

    Well that’s just cats in general. Vindictive little bastards.

    intensely_human,
    Something_Complex,

    Nothing little about this cat XD

    ArbitraryValue, in Doubt.

    One time I invited a girl over to watch a movie and she got mad at me because apparently that’s what guys say when they want sex? I just wanted to watch a movie…

    The worst part was realizing how disappointed all those other girls will did come over and watch movies with me must have been.

    LeafOnTheWind,

    Footloose got it wrong. Movies lead to sex way more than dancing.

    Steamymoomilk, in Pocket sized

    The 37x 9 golden ratio

    Doodleschmit, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
    @Doodleschmit@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m a little out of the loop on webp. What makes it problematic?

    NENathaniel,
    @NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

    A lot of things don’t support it yet, but it’s technically a better compression format

    Potatisen,

    Better than JPEGxl?

    Knusper,

    Nope. JPEG XL is more modern and delivers lower file sizes without fucking up image quality as much. Downside is that, right now, JPEG XL is actually supported by even less things, because it is still so new.

    But it is an industry standard rather than just Google trying to push its own thing, so I do expect it to overtake WebP in a few years.

    MMNT,

    Google dropped support for it in favour of avif, just so they can push their own shit again.

    xeekei,

    JPEG XL’s name sucks, tho. Nothing’s perfect.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    just call it JXL like a normal person

    xeekei,

    How are we saying that out loud? “Jexel”?

    AlphaOmega,

    Is this “the sound you make when you get your sexual organs trapped in something”?

    hardaysknight,

    If it’s anything like .gif, fuckers will insist on pronouncing it as “Gexel”

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    jayexell

    ares35,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    better compression that's often configured wrong by site admins and the quality is shit-tier.

    IamRoot,

    Not really.

    Ottomateeverything,

    This is how every new thing starts though. You don’t just get better standards overnight. Jpg and png didn’t happen overnight either. PNG had this problem for quite a while.

    It’s not a problem with WebP. It’s a problem with tooling that aren’t moving forwards to objectively more effective formats.

    Kusimulkku,

    WebP is in no way new

    Ottomateeverything,

    It came out in the past 15 years. Most “common” formats like png and jpg came out in the 90s. Others like tif, bmp, and gif are from the 80s.

    So yeah, it is “new”, it’s just very relative.

    NENathaniel,
    @NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yea I have nothing against WebP myself. I also wish HEIC was more widely supported

    OutlierBlue,

    HEIC now has a licensing cost to it, meaning devs have to pay to make their software able to open it. Microsoft recently removed HEIC support from their software because of it.

    NENathaniel,
    @NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

    Oh didn’t know that, that sucks

    IamRoot,

    Not really though

    LemmyKnowsBest, in Work smarter

    If that’s his rationale, he needs even longer pants to pull them up over the top of his head.

    istoff, (edited ) in Th... Thank you?

    Where was he from?

    burgersc12, (edited )

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  • kattenluik,

    They’re quite obviously talking about the other guy where no country is specifically specified, and you’re just rude for no reason.

    istoff,

    He was in Brussels but not from there.

    burgersc12,

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  • istoff,

    After he gives the sandwich, he explains where he’s from. I’m guessing you don’t know the song?

    Jerb322,
    @Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

    A land down under…

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Where women glow and men plunder?

    istoff,

    I think it was beer flows and men chunder

    LordOfTheChia,

    For decades I thought they were saying “a piece of his sandwich” and not “a Vegemite sandwich”…

    xpinchx, in Stop or gas it?

    In Chicago, slam the brakes.

    📸

    metaStatic,

    DROP ANCHOR

    GuitarAbuser, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

    My accent is a mix of all these three, plus the effect my friends from India have hd on me

    ech, in Was it not ripe enough or something?
    TimewornTraveler,

    what the FUCK?! explain!!!

    TheSlad,

    Never played with a cattail? They are comprised of very densly compacted seeds around a central rod/stem attached with fuzzy stuff that expands remarkably when disconnected.

    Kase,

    That’s not even the worst part! First you get a mouth full of fluff, then you get an angry cat scratching your face. 0/10 would not recommend

    over_clox,

    Well there’s your problem, you’re supposed to stick them in your butt silly.

    Kase,

    (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

    Decoy321, in Stop or gas it?

    If you’re in Florida, it’s pretty simple. Green means go. Yellow means gun it. Red apparently means look both ways before you gun it.

    xenspidey,

    Not just Florida, Ohio as well. I’ve went through pink lights saying I should have stopped and three people behind me went through as well… It’s becoming an epidemic where I’m at.

    Assman, in Th... Thank you?
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Do you or do you not chunder?

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I don’t know … but I can hear the thunder

    someguy3,

    You better seek cover then.

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