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iHUNTcriminals, in My friend thinks you’re cute

Lincoln project? I didn’t know they do shit posts. That disappoints me.

Also fuck desantis and most other politicians.

joyjoy, (edited )

That’s pretty much all they do. They’ve done nationally aired political shitpost ads.

Overzeetop,

Oh I’m happy that they’re shit posting. They’re a bunch of flaming cunts that only appear to be sane because the massive exploding raging fire cunts that have taken over the GOP are so wildly worse. Once they get back in power they will be repressing women and minorities and handing out more tax breaks and “incentives” to the rich. This helps cement that, for one brief shining moment, they were almost - if accindentally- aligned with the good of the country.

iHUNTcriminals, (edited )

I had to search Google “flaming cunts” to understand what you were saying.

I get it now.

I feel like my chakras aligned.

Chickenstalker, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

Almost every star has a planetary system or at least asteroid rings. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. If any civilization has mastered FTL travel, there is literally unlimited free real estate everywhere and thus no need for wars. Simply hop to another star system.

vardogor, (edited )
@vardogor@mander.xyz avatar

until there’s a Space Genghis Khan

SquishMallow, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

A minimum 4 year commitment was supposed to make you more valuable in the job market. That was the entire point or at least the message broadcasted. If a degree isn’t conducive to large potential for at least a 30% increase in wages, what’s the point of that time invested? Either institutes are adequately designed to promote this or they’re effectively useless in a practical sense.

Squibbles, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

Had that in my brain for months after scratching an itch on my shin and finding a tick crawling there

zik, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

I’d far prefer the huntsman to bedbugs. Huntsmans are pretty chill and eat bugs for you.

thorbot, (edited ) in My friend thinks you’re cute

I know it’s just a meme but I would love to never lay eyes on this fucking piece of human shit ever again

Damage,

Who’s that?

MrSlicer,

Ronda Santis

thorbot,

Rhonda Sandtits

Sharkwellington,

Meatball Ron.

disk42, in Watch out, he's a pro.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Thank you.

lugal,

Source?

intensely_human, in It really do be like that

My Kroger eggnog’s got 30 grams of sugar per cup in it! No wonder I’ve been feeling miserable these last couple of weeks.

jballs, in My friend thinks you’re cute
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Why does he always hold his arms straight down with his palms turned in and his fingers slightly spread like that? There’s no way that’s a natural posture, but he looks like that all the time. Did someone coach his posture to try to mimic Trump? Because it looks awful.

LittleTarsier,

Apparently they both use lifts so maybe related to that?

massive_bereavement,
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He looks like he's supper high but also met some friend from his parents' and he's trying to play cool.

Fixbeat, in My friend thinks you’re cute

Ghouls can’t smile.

BassaForte,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

Ghoulish cunt

HurlingDurling,

But they can wear heels

ivanafterall, in It really do be like that
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

ininewcrow, in It's going
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

You can go only halfway into the darkest forest; then you are coming out the other side.

Chinese proverb

TokenBoomer,

Is that why we’re cutting down all the trees? TIL

Stamets,
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If you’re on a planet that has something other than one giant forest, sure.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

80% of that option is to swim in the ocean

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile I’m walking in circles

Acters,

Me: it happens continues walking in circles

anarchy79, in It's almost like a zombie movie for them
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

A little like that robot guard dog from Black Mirror.

hakase, (edited ) in NOW you can kick me

This is why we should start moving the main communities like memes and world news off instances like lemmy.ml

IamRoot, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

Praise him!

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