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samus12345, in Just give me about 10%
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AngryCommieKender,

Best Morticia

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE,

This movie played at a bar I visited recently and it made me realize why I like BDSM.

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE, in Just give me about 10%

When I had to do physical therapy for a lower back issue, they strapped me into a machine that wrapped around my hips and my ribcage and pulled them in opposite directions.

LordOfTheChia,

Did you confess?

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE,

It felt so good that I would have admitted to anything.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

That sounds fantastic, Mr. SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE.

SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE,

It definitely felt nice and got quite a few pops from my lumbar spine.

anarchy79, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

ALostInquirer, (edited )

If they sport a woman bun, wouldn’t that be an even greater problem supposing a straight monogamoship? 😂

snek_boi,

Why do you say so?

flerp,

The way they put the string on top of their head means they’re a bad person because it’s different from how the commenter puts their head string, obviously.

Piecemakers3Dprints, (edited )
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, I’d be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗

edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.

snek_boi,

What does the word hygiene mean?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar
snek_boi,

Interesting. Based on the definition “conditions and practices that help to maintain health and prevent the spread of diseases”, I’m guessing that you’re implying a beard categorized as unkempt can lead to disease.

Just because I’m trying to understand, is the issue hair’s length? If so, shampoo and conditioner can be used in larger amounts. The shampoo would pick up the dead skin cells, remove excess grease, and pick up all kinds of germs. The conditioner would reapply grease so that the hair is healthy and strong.

Is the issue the fact that this hair is so close to the mouth that, when eating, it could have sauces or stuff like that falling onto it? If so, shampoo or regular soap can clean it all up for it to be hygienic again.

Am I missing something?

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person’s overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger’s tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.

MTK,

Stop talking about me!

morrowind, in Hot wife actually
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Doesn’t really work, the first thing I notice is the text, which naturally tells me what to focus on.

Sotuanduso,

Really needed a red circle.

Smokeydope, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
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“W-well then we will corrupt your politics to sow discord and make you destroy yourselves!”

“…”

“Pollute your global water supply?”

“…”

“Change your climate so the water levels rise and endanger countless lives?”

“…”

“Holy shit.”

dingleberry,

Can you guys take over? So at least we can feel like it was inevitable?

nuke, in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

My brother in Christ, we are the Terminators

Son_of_dad,

Or the matrix robots, factory farming animals and not even giving them a chance to be free and hunted

tocopherol,
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At least they had the decency to create an artificial world for the human mind, we just let the animals suffer in misery waiting for death.

Kolanaki,
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The ‘animals’ being other humans?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The Most Dangerous Game

Hexagon,

Then it’s not hunting. It’s war

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Or murder. Or manslaughter. Or genocide.

mack7400,

DUNDUN DUN DUNDUN

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Zombies, Fey, any weird shit in our fiction comes from “What if what we are to animals, but to us?”

tigeruppercut,

I Am Legend… are we the baddies?

bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Slasher movies are just that: we are the prey.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Very dumb prey in most of those movies

Tb0n3, in For all the cows

Watch him as he goes.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in It really do be like that

Crazy how many things are totally fine in moderation, and only cause problems when done in mass. Example : war crimes

ICastFist, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

This one really gives further weight to this comment from another thread, intelligence wasn’t supposed to evolve here because the planet’s dangerous and we are also fucking mad

programming.dev/comment/4680943

Godric,

Love me some HFY esque stories, good link!

Crismus,

One of the best online Reddit stories, with forest stairs.

The only thing I seem to miss from the move to Lemmy…

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh this is basically the plot to the Damned Trilogy. Awesome Sci fi, highly recommend. It’s a bit hard to read at first because it’s often also from the perspectives of the aliens

rtxn, (edited ) in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

If we ever found intelligent aliens, some of us would absolutely try to convert them to christianity, and there are already plans to exploit planetoids for their resources. We are the alien invaders, sans space travel.

SidewaysHighways,

We’d probably at least be closer to tech breakthroughs like space travel if it wasn’t for religious and capitalist shit holding us back

can,

At the very least we’d feel less need to leave our current planet.

Dark_Dragon,

Think of it other way around, its due to people like them that we want to leave the planet early

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Basically, we’re the Mirror Universe in Star Trek.

Assman, in It really do be like that
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Left: basically everything in moderation

Right: basically everything in excess

Gradually_Adjusting, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t hear it from me but, Gray Jay .app

Oha,
JCreazy,

Is this that Louis Rossman crap?

Oha,

Wouldnt call a privacy respecting yt client that does exactly what I want crap

muix,

My only concern is that the licence allows them to update the app to a closed source version at any time

tpihkal,

I just learned about this yesterday!

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Damn if only there was an IPA build for iOS. Guess I’ll use this on my SHIELD. This is helpful since I see YouTube eventually going for users accounts to coerce them to disable their adblocker out of fear for their account.

EDIt: I do not see a ATV version yet so I’ll have to wait

NecroticEuphoria,

What does GrayJay have, that NewPipe doesn’t?

tpyoman,

Does newpipe let you login now? I use revanced mostly coz newpipe won’t let me add to watch later coz there wasn’t login when I used it.

NecroticEuphoria,

I guess I was never missing it, because I never used it. I don’t even have a google account.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Hadn’t heard of that one. I’ll have a look

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  • Gradually_Adjusting,
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    Someone made it, and I have it. I like it.

    When it dies, I’ll figure something else out. Stoic style.

    stebo02, in Shut. The fuck. Up.
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    If I do this I’m not expecting you to know the answer, I just want to discuss our thoughts. What’s wrong with that?

    Soggy,

    You’re interrupting the movie and making people miss out. If all agree ahead of time to do a MST3K kinda thing, sure. As a compromise: pause the movie first.

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Because movies are dumbed down to the point that anything you can come up with in realtime will be answered eventually, or is a plothole.

    zalgotext, (edited )

    😤🫸 Doing that before or during the movie

    😏👉 Doing that after the movie

    Kusimulkku,

    Makes for a bit of a boring hangout if you both just sit silently there through the movie. At that point might as well watch it separately and then get together to discuss it.

    Cinema being different of course, you’re not supposed to talk there to begin with

    zalgotext,

    Different strokes for different folks I guess. If you like talking during the movie that’s fine, just don’t do it with other people that prefer quiet.

    Kusimulkku,

    I haven’t had anyone invite me over to sit in complete silence yet but I wouldn’t imagine those people want people to come over anyway.

    The problem solves itself hah

    zalgotext,

    Yeah everyone in this thread probably being too literal, myself included lol.

    Like, I’m not gonna get mad if someone makes a quick comment or quip during a movie. I’m not asking people to sit there in silence with absolutely no interaction while the movie plays. I’m just asking people to not try and start and maintain a conversation while the movie is playing, which I think is reasonable.

    ech,

    Not to say it’s objectively wrong, but if it’s someone like me that you’re watching a movie with, I generally expect quiet. A comment here and there is probably fine in the right context, but constantly breaking into conversation mid-movie is a distraction I don’t really appreciate. Generally, I think it’s important to understand the expectations of everyone involved.

    stebo02, (edited )
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    yeah sure if they ask me to be quiet I’ll be quiet but then I don’t see the point anymore of watching the movie together

    and yes generally it’s just a few comments but some people can’t even stand that lol

    ech, (edited )

    Some people just enjoy being around friends, even if they’re not actively engaging each other.

    Stamets, (edited )
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s wrong with that?

    Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical. You aren’t the only person in the world. We’re both watching the movie and we’re both equally as confused. When you ask those questions what you’re doing is interrupting the movie for someone else to demand an explanation for yourself. An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused. Other people are watching the movie too. Interrupting it to try and get answers for yourself is some narcissistic behavior, especially when you’re in a movie theater with shitloads of other people around you.

    Moreover, during the middle of the movie is not the place to have a discussion. People are trying to watch it and enjoy it, not listen to some breakdown about the events so far. If you want to have those discussions then keep it for after the movie when attention can be properly given to the discussion, not a half whispered response in a tone of “Dude, can you shut up?”

    Kusimulkku,

    Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical.

    I can imagine coming over to a friend’s place or to a date and just sitting there in absolute silence watching a movie instead of you know, hanging out and talking stuff

    Your friend is probably more interesting in hanging out with you than strictly watching a movie lol

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused.

    Did you read my comment? I said I don’t expect you to know the answer, I just want to hear your thoughts. If you don’t want to talk during movies then watch them alone.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    And did you read mine? There was more to it than that single line.

    stebo02,
    @stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Because it’s insanely inconsiderate and extremely egotistical. You aren’t the only person in the world. We’re both watching the movie and we’re both equally as confused.

    I don’t expect you to be less confused, I don’t expect you to know the answer

    When you ask those questions what you’re doing is interrupting the movie for someone else to demand an explanation for yourself.

    Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

    An explanation you will not get as, again, both of us are confused.

    Again, I don’t expect you to know the answer

    Other people are watching the movie too. Interrupting it to try and get answers for yourself is some narcissistic behavior, especially when you’re in a movie theater with shitloads of other people around you.

    Lmao do you think I would be screaming that question throughout the entire theatre?

    If you want to have those discussions then keep it for after the movie

    It’s not about a discussion it’s about speculation. There’s no point in speculation when the movie is over, all answers are given unless if there’s a second movie coming.

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly, how difficult is it for you to just keep your mouth from opening for ~90 minutes?

    TrousersMcPants,

    Christ, why is everyone being so antagonistic to a guy for enjoying movies a different way than other people

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    Talking during a movie at a theater isn’t “enjoying movies a different way”. It’s just inconsiderate behavior.

    TrousersMcPants,

    Who said a theater?

    zalgotext,

    Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

    Ah right, of course, because exposition only happens in scenes with dialog. The non-dialog scenes are just there purely for looks.

    Stamets, (edited )
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t expect you to be less confused, I don’t expect you to know the answer

    Then the discussion is not relevant in the moment and can be saved until after the movie when you are not actively disrupting the movie for other people.

    Of course I wouldn’t talk during a dialogue, only during non-dialogue scenes

    What you find personally enjoyable is not universal. While you may focus heavily on dialogue, other people do not. Moreover, things that are in non-dialogue scenes can be just as important, if not VITALLY important, to the movie as dialogue itself. By your logic, every other part of the movie that does not include dialogue is irrelevant to the movie and doesn’t require attention.

    Again, I don’t expect you to know the answer

    Then the discussion is not relevant in the moment and can be saved until after the movie when you are not actively disrupting the movie for other people.

    Lmao do you think I would be screaming that question throughout the entire theatre?

    People are sitting around you on all sides. Unless there is no one near you, then you are going to disrupt the movie for them. There is a reason the trope exists of people saying “SHHH!” to other people talking quietly in movies. It’s because they have ears and can hear you.

    It’s not about a discussion it’s about speculation. There’s no point in speculation when the movie is over, all answers are given unless if there’s a second movie coming.

    Speculation requires you to talk to the other person and for them to talk back to you. You know. Like a discussion. If you’re not expecting a response at all then it just circles back to the point of egotistical and narcissistic by assuming that everyone around you thinks that your idle musings about a movie are more entertaining than the movie itself.

    This entire conversation is pointless and I’m not continuing it any further. What you’re advocating for is some nastygirl behavior that is utterly inconsiderate of everyone else. Let me reflect that energy right back by no longer considering anything you say.

    PunnyName, in Here we go again

    Same shit, different day.

    TonyTonyChopper,
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    Born to sleep forced to wake up

    PunnyName,

    Fuckin’ A

    troyunrau, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
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    ITT: people sitting in their comfortable first world environment commenting using electronics which were certainly mined somewhere, convinced they’re oppressed and not the root cause.

    VoteNixon2016,
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