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lugal, in You are about to enter another dimension.
Cascio, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

I’m just here for the Tom Servo avatar.

MarkusA380, in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

Turns out we were the snail all along!

jballs, in My friend thinks you’re cute
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why does he always hold his arms straight down with his palms turned in and his fingers slightly spread like that? There’s no way that’s a natural posture, but he looks like that all the time. Did someone coach his posture to try to mimic Trump? Because it looks awful.

LittleTarsier,

Apparently they both use lifts so maybe related to that?

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

He looks like he's supper high but also met some friend from his parents' and he's trying to play cool.

LKPU26, in It's going

British?

ininewcrow, in You are about to enter another dimension.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Sir … this is a Wendy’s…

Nobody, in My friend thinks you’re cute

“Hey, girl. Looking good tonight. Want to go get some Thigh Food at the Thigh restaurant?”

not_woody_shaw, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan.

Donjuanme, in It's going

“The world will continue to turn tomorrow” was what I said to the clerk election night 2016. It did. But the civilization on it went insane.

hanekam, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

My wife does this all the time. I make her pause and then we chat a bit. Works well

ICastFist, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

This one really gives further weight to this comment from another thread, intelligence wasn’t supposed to evolve here because the planet’s dangerous and we are also fucking mad

programming.dev/comment/4680943

Godric,

Love me some HFY esque stories, good link!

Crismus,

One of the best online Reddit stories, with forest stairs.

The only thing I seem to miss from the move to Lemmy…

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh this is basically the plot to the Damned Trilogy. Awesome Sci fi, highly recommend. It’s a bit hard to read at first because it’s often also from the perspectives of the aliens

elxeno, in It's going

It’s what it’s.

moistclump,

Yes please thank you.

Smokeydope, (edited ) in Aaaaaand it's over
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

I know this is a joke but if I found my match but they had a minor flaw I would probably try real hard to make it work and maybe even explain to them that their bad habit annoys me slightly. Nobody is perfect and theres always room to improve for those willing to try

Viper_NZ, in Aaaaaand it's over

Related: Why exactly has every person >60 years old started wandering around in public having loud conversations on speaker phone?

Evil_incarnate,

Hearing problems. Easier to listen with both ears.

Someasy,

I don’t mean to be rude, and I totally understand if it works better to use a speakerphone (some people have ear issues and can’t have things pressing against their ears). But if the issue is a phone is only held against one ear, can’t you use headphones or earphones that also transmit sounds to both ears?

ZoopZeZoop,

I’m guessing they were explaining, not advocating. Most people would agree with you that there’s another option. Some people are resistant to that, unfortunately, including people I know.

Luckily for me, I already love my earpods. So, I’ll be covered when my hearing starts to go.

Hereforpron2,

When someone calls and I expect it to be 60 seconds or less, I don’t wanna go fumbling in my bag for 30 seconds to find the headphones and spend another 20 making sure they hook up to my phone properly.

Plus I have epilepsy and my seizures increase when I have long calls with the phone against my face or with TWS earbuds in, which can apparently (and not too uncommonly) be triggered by the type of radiation they put off, even though it’s at very low levels. But just 3 inches further from my face and no problems. I know that’s not why a lot of people do it, and I still try not to in public, but there are various reasons that someone might.

ChlorineAddict, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

I’m starting to think there will be no forced mating

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