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HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in It's almost like a zombie movie for them
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Fun fact: The tables can get turned on us too. Moose and elephants have both been documented stalking humans who angered them for days trying to ambush and kill them for example.

In fact, the saying goes that you only need to make a stalking carnivore think you’re too much trouble for the amount of nutrients you have to get away since they’re just hungry, but if you’re being stalked by a herbivore, that means they’re genuinely trying to kill you simply because they hate you.

anarchy79,
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Yeah, also don’t fuck with camels. Like, if you can’t already see how they loathe your existence, and then aggravate them, you have only yourself to blame down the road.

normanwall,

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  • MoodyRaincloud,

    Well that’s just cats in general. Vindictive little bastards.

    intensely_human,
    Something_Complex,

    Nothing little about this cat XD

    HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    “I’ll treat you like you treat the global south” is a more specific and actionable threat.

    humorlessrepost, in Hot wife actually

    Hot wife actually

    They’re swingers?

    VelvetStorm,

    Where did you get that from?

    Pregnenolone,

    The term “hot wife” is used in the open sex and polyamory community to mean a female partner who is allowed to have sex with other people.

    VelvetStorm, (edited )

    Ohhhhh, that’s odd to me. I am in a poly relationship and have been for a few years and haven’t heard that.

    Pregnenolone,

    To be a bit more specific, it’s related to consensual cuckoldry. Basically men “sharing” their wives

    VelvetStorm,

    I’m not into watching so thst may be why I’ve never heard of it. My wife is free to date who she wants but she almost never does.

    intensely_human, in You are about to enter another dimension.

    It’s not imaginary. We’re a TV show in the future.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Hi future people. Wait - please don’t change the channel!

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Future people scrolling through a bazillion channels: … sees me channel … meh, keeps scrolling … sees your channel and stays there for five minutes … ok got my cheetos and my dip, what the hell is this? … keeps scrolling

    JizzmasterD, in It's going

    If I learned anything from Mads Mikkelsen:

    1. Come clean on debts w/ Rihanna
    2. The answer to all life’s problems seem clearer through a layer of aspic
    Chickenstalker, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

    Almost every star has a planetary system or at least asteroid rings. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. If any civilization has mastered FTL travel, there is literally unlimited free real estate everywhere and thus no need for wars. Simply hop to another star system.

    vardogor, (edited )
    @vardogor@mander.xyz avatar

    until there’s a Space Genghis Khan

    Daisyifyoudo, in Caught you!

    Stop normalizing this mutant

    Etterra, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Megatron.

    LemmyFeed, in Hot wife actually

    Damned if they aren’t right.

    elliot_crane,

    Yeah… I don’t like when it happens, but I’m not too proud to admit they got me.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    damn it … now I have to check if my toothless cousins have eye brows

    mriormro, in You are about to enter another dimension.
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    You would’ve already been imaginary cancelled, since your show sucked so much.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I tried to tell the producers that it’s going to really pick up around the 40th season.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Instead it got picked up by Brazzers for another 15 years and they’re using the source material for other ‘productions’.

    TryingToEscapeTarkov, in My friend thinks you’re cute
    troyunrau, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
    @troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

    ITT: people sitting in their comfortable first world environment commenting using electronics which were certainly mined somewhere, convinced they’re oppressed and not the root cause.

    VoteNixon2016,
    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in I’m loving this energy lately !

    my country just had a warning strike by teachers

    ElBarto, in You are about to enter another dimension.
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

    ExtraMedicated, in It's going

    I’ve started saying “I’ll be fine” when people ask how I’m doing.

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