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bstix, (edited ) in Now you're memeing with portals

The original mene has got it all wrong. From mere appearance that guy could score higher than both of these, which explains his compulsory action.(At the time… Appearances change and socially acceptable behaviour has changed in the meantime). He’s trying to break out of the chains.

Unless he’s working in some job that isn’t “respectable”. In that case GF is taking advantage of him until she gets bored. I know plenty of these relationships…

Anyway. Everyone looks the same now, so being dumb and pretty isn’t really appealling.

There’s so many layers to this meme. I wonder if historians or algorithms will investigate it in 100 years

WarmSoda,

The actual story this meme is from ends with both girls dating, then kidnapping and torturing the guy. It’s pretty fucked up.

TotallynotJessica,
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What!? I remember the girls getting married and the guy being sad, but not kidnapping or torture.

WarmSoda,

Yeah I think they duct tape him or something.
It’s been awhile though.

zalgotext,

Guys these are all stock photos

WarmSoda,

Yes they are. The series this one is from is what we’re talking about.

DrQuint,
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The actual “story” is that photoshoots for stock photos do a lot of random scenarios at once with given actors.

There’s photos of the two women getting together and conspiring against the guy. There’s also photos where he’s visibly in a relationship with the other girl instead.

6mementomori,

what is bro talking about

boatsnhos931,

I member the first time I did coke. Sure I MEMBA!!! It was fantastic!!

snooggums, in Now you're memeing with portals
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Portals do not work that way!

ivanafterall,
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Seriously, maybe crack open a science book?

caseyweederman,

Excellent reference. One of my favorite lines.

aviationeast,

Yeah they need grey or white walls

nodiet,

Walls painted with moon stone, to be precise

jol,

The slow grooming of the Player teaching them about the moon powder followed by the game ending where you shoot the moon is a big fat core memory for me. I still get goosebumps. I’m not a hardcore gamer but it felt so awesome.

zalgotext,

Dude I’m stupid and didn’t really pay attention to the moon dust stuff, but it’s ok because that game is so good, they frame that scene so well and have the moon just visible over GladOS’s shoulder (so to speak), I still realized exactly what I needed to do. Probably one of my favorite “ah-ha” moments in gaming.

morgan_423,
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Red chicky has moondust all over her back, making it serve as a portal conductor.

jaybone,

Check out the portal police over here.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

I have a large P.P. on my official jacket!

D_C,

Show me your large PP, and I mean NOW!!

snooggums, (edited )
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P.P.

FlyingSquid, in Could wake the fucking dead
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That’s why I wait until breakfast.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in This is for (almost) all of you
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All the bland boring no fun PFPless people: Why? Don’t you wanna express yourself?

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/ceafb5b2-7dbb-4a4f-b690-f23afda26e40.jpeg

EternalNicodemus,
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Beautiful comment, bravo! 👏

Kusimulkku, in This is for (almost) all of you

Why OP?

EternalNicodemus,
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Cuz I said so

Kusimulkku, (edited )
EternalNicodemus,
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Broken M e m e

FlyingSquid, in Hot wife actually
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My wife has almost no body hair. She barely has any eyebrows. Unless you look closely, it looks like she doesn’t have any. She tells me no one ever notices. It’s true, it took me a long time to notice when we first got together.

cosmicrookie, in Just give me about 10%
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My right shoulder would hurt so much, before I realise that my back is not hurting any longer.

match, in Hot wife actually
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Girl on the left is a unicorn?

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

Stage right

RizzRustbolt,

We don’t talk about the people that notice her first.

Imgonnatrythis, in Hot wife actually

Yeah, didn’t even notice the guy for a sec. Wife is cute and has full set of eyebrows

Kushia, in Aaaaaand it's over
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I’m more concerned about that man bun tbh.

cryptosporidium140, (edited ) in Hot wife actually

Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it

ChucklesMacLeroy, (edited ) in Hot wife actually

Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.

When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.

Good times.

Edit: a word and a period

shalafi, in You are about to enter another dimension.

My imaginary audience is my deceased dad (grandad really.)

WWII, Pacific Theatre, Torpedoman 3rd class. Died in the early 80’s from mesothelioma. (Those battleship pipes were wrapped with raw asbestos sheets, lashed on with duct tape.)

I often try to imagine explaining to him stuff like the internet and Trump. Yeah.

ElBarto,
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Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

shalafi,

Well… That’s a starting point…

ElBarto, (edited )
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Going balls deep into the modern world I see.

Smokeydope, in Who else is ready for an "invasion"
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“W-well then we will corrupt your politics to sow discord and make you destroy yourselves!”

“…”

“Pollute your global water supply?”

“…”

“Change your climate so the water levels rise and endanger countless lives?”

“…”

“Holy shit.”

dingleberry,

Can you guys take over? So at least we can feel like it was inevitable?

morrowind, in Hot wife actually
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Doesn’t really work, the first thing I notice is the text, which naturally tells me what to focus on.

Sotuanduso,

Really needed a red circle.

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