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Veneroso, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

The degree will get you the interview. Experience will get you the job.

Unfortunately it’s hard to get in the door without one.

Co-ops, work study, volunteer work, even self employment cannot be understated. They’re not necessarily looking at if you have done the job, but how you’ve handled situations. De-escalation, customer service, team work, taking initiative, and reasoning are all good things to mention during an interview.

Read the job description, research the company, be prepared to ask questions to show engagement, and be prepared to show how your life experience has prepared you for the work.

And be sure to say thank you and send a follow up email or two!

RogueBanana, in Could wake the fucking dead

Shoot a gun to mask the sound

TheWordBotcher,

American problems require American solutions…

shalafi, in You are about to enter another dimension.

My imaginary audience is my deceased dad (grandad really.)

WWII, Pacific Theatre, Torpedoman 3rd class. Died in the early 80’s from mesothelioma. (Those battleship pipes were wrapped with raw asbestos sheets, lashed on with duct tape.)

I often try to imagine explaining to him stuff like the internet and Trump. Yeah.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok Grandad, so this is a pocket pussy.

shalafi,

Well… That’s a starting point…

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Going balls deep into the modern world I see.

carpelbridgesyndrome, (edited ) in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

As someone who has had to put together websites:

  • It is supported by every major browser
  • It is halving the amount of your mobile data that I am using sending you images (With lossy compression it does even better)
  • It is decreasing my network egress costs
  • It is increasing the number of connections I can serve in a given time period

Nope I am not going to stop using this or AVIF (which does better)

XbSuper, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

Damn cityfolk, afraid of their own shadow.

Stuka, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

The other day I put some pants on that were on the floor. I reached into the pocket and felt something move on my hand. I beat the shit out of my own thigh for 30 seconds, fuck you brown recluse!

…it was string.

Me to my bewildered cat: giphy.com/…/jerology-jim-carrey-liar-im-kicking-m…

tacosanonymous, in Th... Thank you?

So close…

lugal, in Innocence Lost

Santa isn’t but the monster is real

IanSomnia, in For all the cows

Watch gyim as gye goes

PlasterAnalyst, in Then and now

We made a geocities page as a group project and the teacher thought we were geniuses.

shalafi, (edited ) in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

Been reading the Deathworlders book(s). Basically a FOSS series of novels. Sounds like it would devolve into bad fan fiction. 1,500 pages in and I’m still diggin’ it.

Humans come from a “level 12” planet. Sapience isn’t thought able to evolve on a level 10, too dangerous. Too serious on every front; Gravity, weather, temperature extremes, microorganisms, parasites, predators, radiation exposure, all that.

First chapter is a human on a space station trying to get processed through emigration when the baddest-ass aliens of all lock on and board. He beats one to death with its own arm. Basically like a chimp in a preschool of giant, soft children.

Gets hilarious when the same guy is finally back home bartending and, as Earth watches in awe, those same aliens invade a Canadian hockey game.

Epubs and such are readily available.

deathworlders.com

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

FOSS series of novels? Is that another term for a web serial? A free novel or story posted in chunks online?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it means the story is published under a license that allows you to redistribute and modify the text, the only limitation is that you can’t make a profit.

the specific license used is Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0

Kalothar,

If this is a serious question it’s most likely a group writing collaboration of some kind, playing off the idea of the the way free and open source software is a collaborate effort.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sounds like it’s simar to SCP. I’m in.

Wogi,

Humans are space orcs

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Oi! Orkz ar’ made for fight’n an’ winnin’, humies ar’ juz choppa praktis’!

bigoljim,
@bigoljim@lemmy.ml avatar

This looks like it is right up my alley. Thanks for sharing Shalafi!

MNByChoice,

Fantastic link! I had started reading on Reddit, and I am happy to see this elsewhere.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I won’t spoil anything for you, but there are at least 3 other books that are not only set in the Jenkinsverse, they all took place mostly between chapters 2 and 3. Also they were written by three other authors, not Hambone

Salvage is canon up to chapter 70 something. You’ll know you left canon when Adrian Saunders starts messing around with a black hole

The Adventures of Xiu Chang. The entire story is canon

Humans Don’t Make Good Pets. While this is canon, it’s a frustrating one as it’s not finished at all, and the character has a lot of potential.

Also you neglected to mention that “Purveyor Kevin Jenkins” is a normal out of shape bartender.

TheDoozer,

That’s like The Damned series by Alan Dean Foster.

Basically alien societies naturally formed without the type of infighting and barbarism humans started with, so the entire idea of war to them was extremely foreign and uncomfortable until they were attacked. They formed an alliance to push back the empire trying to conquer them, but they lacked the will or martial ingenuity to really hold the empire back. Then they come across humans, and the first (random) human they come across accidentally severely injures their ambassador. So they offer humans heaps of technology and resources for soldiers. They don’t offer membership (because we’re absolute nightmares) if I remember correctly, but Earth is fine with that. People volunteer in droves to see the galaxy and fight in wars where they are so overpowered it feels like they put in a cheat code.

The series is about… well, what happens to our society when our main export is unstoppable death and destruction. Hence “The Damned.”

Pringles,

The Undying Mercenaries series by B.V. Larson is kind pf similar. Humanity is basically given the choice to be useful to the galactic empire (forgot what it’s called in this series exactly) and the only useful export product we can offer are soldiers. The minds of the soldiers are backed up before going into battle and can be put in a cloned body, hence undying mercenaries.

Mesophar,

This premise and the HumanityFuckYeah is what originally brought me to Reddit. There’s a lemmy for it, too, but it isnt as active

lemmy.world/c/hfy

Maybe if we get more interest we can build it up!

balderdash9, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
Pratai, in Then and now

Nailed it.

LemmyIsFantastic, in For all the cows

Topkek

elxeno, in It's going

It’s what it’s.

moistclump,

Yes please thank you.

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