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tdawg, in They shipped him in from Italy

Genuinely concerned for people who like Olive Garden

fsxylo,

It’s actually as expensive as a fancy Italian place now. Might as well go to the good restaurant.

SendMePhotos,

I like olive garden… I only go like once every few years but I’ve never not enjoyed it.

Kolanaki,
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Between how many users shit on the food posted at Foodporn and give praise to garbage like Olive Garden I’m gonna stop listening to advice about food coming from this site.

BradleyUffner,

All I hear is “Stop liking what I don’t like!!!”

crsu, in Traditional art

People here think Gentoo is what you do on Saturday, don’t they?

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t get it.

buzz86us, in They shipped him in from Italy

Why do we need chain restaurants? Just replace them with Automats

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

I would love a real automat!

buzz86us,

I mean if they are going to serve food like this it might as well be via Automat

MystikIncarnate,

I’ve always wondered why automats aren’t really a thing.

There are even robotic pizza vending machines and stuff now… We have the technology to do it.

XTornado, (edited )

That would still be a chain restaurants, just automatic with no humans. Well maybe “restaurant” could be a stretch but like you would get chains still, like McDonalds automats or whatever.

Roccobot, (edited ) in They shipped him in from Italy
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    SkippingRelax,

    Ditto, reading about Alfredo, “red sauce”, fried lasagne, “brick coloured sauce” and mac and cheese in this thread makes me both gag and wonder what they serve as Italian food in the states. I don’t even live in Italy any more so I reset my standards a long time ago but…

    superbirra, (edited )

    yeah with this attitude I imagine it will not be difficult to stay out of any table :D

    unoriginalsin,

    You would turn down free bread sticks and $7M? At least eat some bread sticks.

    okamiueru, in Do you feel the trickle yet?

    Such a bad analogy. Only slightly better if he’d freeze most of it, and sell a tiny part at an inflated prize due to the scarcity.

    balderdash9,

    He has more in the freezer that he also won’t share ( ͡❛ ︹ ͡❛)

    Carvex,

    He also owns all of the grocery stores, food distributors, trucking companies, farms, laborers, and politicians to remove safety laws and taxes concerning all of those, for a better analogy.

    someguy3, in Almost got me there Google!

    So what’s a good alt keyboard on Android? (for swiping)

    zerodawn,

    github.com/florisboard/florisboard

    It lacks predictive text but it’s in development.

    LemmysMum,

    Gotta love modern technology that can’t keep up with T9 from the 90’s.

    someguy3,

    It has swipe?

    zerodawn,

    It does

    RayZ3R0,

    Use OpenBoard, github.com/openboard-team/openboard

    Florisboard is great and all but its annoying without the predictive text, and i doubt they’re ever gonna add it

    zerodawn,

    github.com/florisboard/florisboard/…/2314#discuss…

    According to this it’s still planned, though time will tell.

    someguy3,

    Seems like openboard does not have swipe?

    Brian437, in Do you feel the trickle yet?

    I told you, when i’m finished, you can have what’s left!

    EvilEyedPanda,

    Proceeds to throw up on the floor and continues eating.

    Sheeple, in Traditional art
    @Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

    Counterpoint. No one uses GNU alone as their interface on their personal computer.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Now I’m picturing her turning around and saying this to him

    SuperSaiyanSwag, in Almost got me there Google!

    Not super exciting story, but this just happened like 10mins ago. I was looking for Radon Mitigiation service near me and made a typo and spelled Radon as “Rason”, it autocorrected to “Ramen”.

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Why would anyone want to mitigate ramen.

    crsu,

    Too much sodium

    superbirra,

    add 2/3 potatoes

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Almost got me there Google!

    brave better

    brbposting,

    Noooo! Still Chromium based.

    Get Firefox (.com), for the future of the web :)

    pewgar_seemsimandroid,

    i already use it (on computers) on mobile i use iceraven

    TheGrandNagus,

    Still chromium and therefore supporting of Google’s stranglehold on web standards

    Still have cryptobro stuff in the browser (admittedly, though, it’s not difficult to turn off)

    And the CEO was fired from Mozilla for being massively homophobic, so I’ll pass on supporting him.

    YaxPasaj, in Pregnancy

    “My arms are too long…”

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    The arms naturally lengthen during pregnancy so one can reach in and remove the child during the birthing

    Darkwatch00,

    That episode was amazing! Great reference.

    For those out of the loop. This is a reference (I believe) one of the new doctor who specials with David Tennant and Catherine Tate.

    Stupidmanager,

    that whole episode was just creepy.

    YaxPasaj,

    Yeah, it’s an amazing special episode. Loved the tension on this one.

    Scubus,

    It’s the knees, how many knees?

    angrystego, in Pregnancy

    What is the name of the book?

    Creazle,
    @Creazle@lemmy.world avatar

    The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

    EdibleFriend, in Seeing ex
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Carrie Fisher would have laughed her fucking ass off at this.

    moistclump,

    She was a force of a woman. Great vibe, great person.

    Asswaterpirate, in Duh !

    Just do it in alphabetical order. ®ed, (W)hite, (Y)ellow. If it doesn’t work, do it reverse because it’s upside down. Two tries max.

    ouRKaoS,

    Oh, there’s the problem… this TV has 3 inputs aligned vertically so I’ve plugged each cable into the video spot of 3 different inputs…

    Time to power clean 100lbs of CRT back into a dedicated piece of furniture!

    painfulasterisk, (edited )

    Exactly, is similar to plug in an USB-A, two tries max.

    I thought this was implied and there was no need to add “/s” since we all struggle with this type of USB configuration.

    Spider2013,

    Are you sure? https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/de1aa2bb-69b7-4211-bbc6-4b91360e4b87.jpeg

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    The most relatable modern human experience

    bitwaba,

    Also known as USB Superposition

    innoculous.com/…/the-quantum-physics-of-usb-plugs…

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/86c5546d-0cf3-407e-94e9-eeae71d7e84c.png

    jose1324,

    Damn that’s smart

    wazzupdog,

    That would be great it that was standard, too many times i came across a tv that had the audio channels reversed.

    neuracnu, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
    @neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media is a meme image now? Mike Stoklasa of Red Letter Media is a meme image now.

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