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menemen, in Duh !
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

The struggle was, when the power was already attached and not easily reached without moving furniture and you had to switch something, thus trying to this without seeing.

Lemminary, (edited )

Idk about everyone else but these were heavy-ass blocks of metal and plastic that were placed on these tiny-ass desks that felt like they’d tip over if I turned them around enough. I literally had to put my head against the wall to be able to see between the little gap I had to work with. lol

niktemadur, in Duh !

If you get the hang of this, quantum chromodynamics are going to be like a walk in the park.

TealTallMachine,

Lol love this

Red_October, in What a concept!

Don’t forget the timeless pearl of wisdom, “Don’t fight if you’re gonna lose that fight.”

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

For a time period where esteem and ego ruled decision making, yeah that’s some solid advice.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not only that. People used stars and other predictive technics to navigate their lives, warfare included. Methodical collection of the basics made it the ABC of war. Man invented it as the science.

berrodeguarana, (edited )

I understand finding these things funny when you are a cool, level-headed person or not in a moment of fight or flee situation, but many of us fall prey to dumb reasoning in emotional situations.

Going slightly off-topic, but I’d wager many people have spent a lot of unnecessary money or gone to jail in the heat of the moment. And many of Sun Tzu’s or Lao Tzi’s (Tao) advice is like: “stop, breathe, and think it through mofo, stop being an impulsive idiot and paying a high price for it”

Red_October,

Nobody who is at risk of getting in a bar fight is having their life turned around by The Art of War. If you’re reasonable enough to take a breath and step back from that Chad about to pound your face in, it wasn’t Sun Tzu that did that.

nxdefiant,

"Say you’re sorry, buy him a beer, and then knife his tires"

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UltraMagnus0001, in Duh !

I worked at Best Buy and you’ll be amazed at how many people couldn’t figure that out. I was also a genius for showing my in-laws how to select input to display their dvd player.

ohlaph,

Wait, you can select it?

half_built_pyramids, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E

Alllllllllllllllllllllllllcoholism

amotio,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes

ininewcrow, in They're slow and don't even have weapons.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If a zombie apocalypse ever happens

I won’t be worrying about the zombies … I’ll be in more danger from other healthy people who will all be going bat shit insane and want to kill me, the neighbor and everyone else around for food and supplies because they all want to live five minutes longer than me.

In the end the survivors will probably kill more survivors than the zombies will.

WYLD_STALLYNS,
@WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Exactly, I’ve spent my entire existence doing the right thing, the second it hits the fan I plan on going the Dexter route and letting loose and taking down the crazies.

lightnsfw,

I’m going to start welding Cadillacs together and become a mad max warlord.

usualsuspect191, in This is my current state

You just reminded me that I have some cheese in the fridge

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Not for long.

runjun, in Too damn high

Candles are way too expensive for this. I’m sure you could get a solar lantern at the “99¢” store.

Sharpiemarker,

Amateurs not saving all their earwax for candles smh

runjun,

Life pro tips with Shrek.

devious, in This is my current state

This picture is inaccurate as it is impossible to be both full of cheese and not be smiling.

SuckMyWang,

Depends where the cheese entered the body

SpaceNoodle,

No, it doesn’t.

Kolanaki, in This is my current state
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Would be me… 'cept I’m not full of cheese :(

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My condolences.

somePotato, in Almost got me there Google!

Google: mind if we put a keylogger on your browser for spellchecking?

You: don’t

Google: OK, we won’t use the keylogger data for spellchecking

DanglingFury,

They’ll just use all the other methods they have to track what your typing.

…yahoo.com/…/identify-keystrokes-just-sound-typin…

Researchers had artificial intelligence listen to the sounds of typing through a phone and over Zoom, with eerie results.

SpacetimeMachine,

This was kinda overstated though. It really only works when you already have a dataset of that specific type on that specific keyboard. It’s not gonna just work on anyone.

DanglingFury,

Good distinction. I imagine anyone typing into a google search bar with an android device nearby could have their keyboard mapped though, if Google ever wanted to do such a thing.

Anticorp,

People: “Can we please get some government regulation against all this spying?”

The government: “Best we can do is some tax cuts for Google.”

neidu2, (edited ) in Duh !

I’ve scrolled past this meme countless times, but somehow I didn’t think of this before now: What does an composite video signal sound like?Anyone have the hardware to test it out and record the sound for me?

I’ve opened serial terminals to serial mice, and I’ve abused /dev/dsp with random binaries I’ve fancied at the moment, but it never dawned on me to plug the red or white RCA jack into the yellow port in the mame of science, and now I only have audio RCA…

EDIT: Composite video, not s-video

dustyData,

In the worse quality TV, putting the composite video into an audio line would make the speakers do a short distorted buzz, then cutoff. The higher quality TVs won’t even flinch. Their internal processing was fast enough to detect the wrong thing was connected, that the signal modulation never even made it to the amplifier. But to our ears it was probably just a bunch of electronic farts.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I do t m ow what it sounds da like but i know what it looks like. It’s basically modulating for every line of your TV high is bright and low is black with a marker for each line.

wolfshadowheart,

I can’t comment on how it sounds but I can recommend video feedback synthesis!

possiblylinux127,

If I remember correctly it does not make ant sound. Another commenter says its due to advanced audio processing.

9point6,

S-video was a mini DIN connector which wouldn’t have fit into one of these RCA jacks.

If you’d put composite video (the yellow RCA cable in this setup) into one of the audio jacks, pretty much all TVs would not do anything with it as an incompatible signal. If they actually tried to turn it into something, it wouldn’t be audible. Composite video generates a signal at something like 5-10Mhz, human hearing tops out around 20Khz (250-500x lower)

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Just need to overclock the human auditory senses, duh

possiblylinux127,

You clearly haven’t seen my on Caffeine

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Oh God, why did you capitalize that? Why is it capitalized???

I’m afraid

Natanael, (edited )

You can always drag out the signal to frequency shift it or something similar. It’s done all the time in astronomy as an example to create visualizations.

Waveform example here;

ques10.com/…/sketch-composite-video-signal-wavefo…

wla.berkeley.edu/~cs150/sp99/…/compvideo.htm

Chobbes,

I guess it depends how much of a frequency shift you do, but I imagine with the blanking intervals it will mostly just sound like a nasty sawtooth wave?

lugal, in This is my current state

Plot twist: it’s the 5th January already and you missed work

monkeyslikebananas2, (edited )

Get out of my dreams!

Reviever,

jokes on u. i start back up on 8th january.

superduperenigma, in Almost got me there Google!

Is this some kind of Chrome meme that I’m too Firefox to understand?

cyberpunk007,

This is my guess. But I wouldn’t know.

asuka,
@asuka@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine using anything Chromium-based and supporting a wannabe monopoly.

cyberpunk007,

Exactly.

KirbyProton,

It’s more a Google account thing afaik. You get the same prompt in Firefox if you use Gmail

Alexstarfire, in Health "care"

Need a money back guarantee.

hydrospanner,

Right?

You didn’t resolve the issues or mitigate their effect?

Sounds like you didn’t deliver, therefore no pay.

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