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CarbonIceDragon, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”
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I mean, isnt this a thing in comedy, where you can make the jokes of the one being funny have more impact by contrasting them with a super serious character? Scrooge is already a normally quite serious character, and the muppets are known for their antics, so leaving the comedy to them and acting serious makes a lot of sense.

Omnificer,

Yea, the term is a “straight man” although this is slightly different in that the straight man is usually allowed to acknowledge the antics of the comedic characters, where-as Michael Caine treats the comedy as done straight.

I guess it would be a sub-category of straight man though, not a different thing to itself.

TurnItOff_OnAgain,

Fans of Brooklyn 99 will recognize Captain Holt as the straight man in the show, which is made hilarious since he is a gay man. He is the gay straight man.

RIP Andre Braugher

NuXCOM_90Percent,

Even in season One he was more about being funny because of how “not comedic” he was. And that went out the window fairly fast and he was just as zany as everyone else. Ironically, in a lot of the earlier episodes, Peralta served the role of “the straight man” because the ambient level was so absurd.

A better Braugher example may be House where he mostly existed for House to bounce off of

cmhickman358,

Which is funny in itself because in previous Hugh Laurie roles, such as Blackadder and A Bit of Fry and Laurie, he was the funny guy to Atkinson and Fry’s straight men

MonkeMischief,

Those “heist” episodes will always have a place in my heart.

AtariDump,

Surely u go ou can’t be serious.

7u5k3n, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet

Walican132,

This is a powerful observation.

Ultragramps,
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However, in most cases, Curry and coCaine will probably send you to the nearest bathroom.

TheBat,
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So close. It should’ve been Curry and My Cocaine.

Ultragramps,
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ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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It’s really sad Tim Curry had a stroke.

He was always a great villain even in the cheesiest roles

Papergeist,

He was even good on TV as Nigel St. Nigel.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, (edited )
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It took me until I saw that guy on tiktok who does a Nigel impression to learn that Tim Curry was the voice

Edit: So I misunderstood this comment and came to the wrong conclusion. I thought they were talking about Nigel Thornberry from Eliza and the Thornberry’s

Dethedrus,

You know that’s right!

Twelve20two,

If I’m not mistaken, he reads audio books! Unless those are all pre-stroke as well. He is, however, comfortable making public appearances again, so that’s pretty good too, at least.

Blackmist,

The Three Musketeers is basically unwatchable without Tim Curry hamming it up in a cape.

The lead actors are all terrible.

niktemadur,

Man… I love this description so much, like a glimpse into the intellectual processes that go into the acting on screen, in best case scenarios like this one - top actors surrounded by sock puppets - there are crucial and consistent choices to be made.

It’s like what they say about dogs and cats.
Dogs see themselves as fellow humans.
Cats see humans as fellow cats.

MonkeMischief,

I wish the “top serious actors being in Muppet films” continued to be some kind of badge of honor. (Kinda like how getting a Weird Al cover means you’re officially big time).

C’mon I wanna see Muppet shenanigans with Liam Neeson, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds! There should’ve been one with Alan Rickman!

I’m aware I’m missing a ton of talented names and I’m quite impressed I remembered those off the top of my head, but you get my drift lol.

Carvex, in I've made a terrible mistake

I’ll try “Whats a torque spec?” for $500 Alex

21Cabbage,

I discovered with much annoyance that torque spec can break old bolts, and old is a relative statement, the truck was from the 90s.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

Had a 10mm deep socket the other day with a 1/4" socket size. Couldn’t find a 3/8", so I found an old adapter and when loosening the 5th bolt on my intake manifold, got the old “hmm… that shit is moving to free to fast”

Thankfully a small screwdriver could poke the 1/4" adapter piece stuck in the socket out, so I can live to make the same mistake another day.

NoIWontPickaName,

And the answer is something easily ignored but vastly important.

Carvex,

100 inch pounds is as hard as I can right?

Zoot,

Ahh yes, the great inch versus foot pound conundrum

CalicoJack,

Two ugga-duggas is close enough to spec, it’ll be fine.

Patches,

Where do y’all find this elusive “Torque Spec”?

Even if I could afford a $100 click wrench. Where am I gonna lookup random bolt on whatever the hell I’m repairing?

variants,

Usually depends on the size of the screw

LoraxEleven, in I've made a terrible mistake

An old army buddy of mine once said with the purest rage: “It don’t matter which way I fuckin turn it! It ALWAYS COMES BACK TO LEFT!!” after hearing righty-tighty lefty-loosy for probably the thousandth time whilst givin er in the wrong direction once again…

He got out of the army as a heavy tank mechanic and went into concrete. I don’t even think he owns any tools at all these days… That’s been thirty damn years ago and I’m still fuckin with him about it every now and again…

Scubus,

My favorite part of concrete is the lack of threads

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Lots of things are better without Threads, including the fediverse

EdibleFriend,
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Also women. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CADmonkey,

Cries in Precast

starman2112,
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I have never used righty tighty, lefty loosey in practice. It will always, always be an imaginary milk jug.

mo_lave, in I've made a terrible mistake

It’s gone full circle

DogWater,

And it just came out a head.

OpenStars, in Picard forgot a stage
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Nothing I have ever seen will ever top this image describing the year: https://daysuntilspring.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/81321947_3096760897007337_1939866200221679616_n.jpg

rimjob_rainer,

Funny thing is in our temperate zone the whole festive christmas time is in autumn and christmas itself is at the beginning of winter. Why not move christmas to end of February or so?

Skipper_the_Eyechild, (edited )

Unless you hate Christmas, then it’s a sudden bucket of suck, then a release back into those lovely routines and coping mechanisms.

Hmm. I might be a little broken though. Don’t be like me, enjoy your Christmasses!

Edit: Actually, it’s not so sudden, it’s between a 3 and 12 month to Christmas each year, depending on your age/ access to advertising.

OpenStars,
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Who doesn't enjoy our annual, third of a year long Christmas-gasm!?

No don't answer that, I know what you mean:-P.

LemmyKnowsBest,

sounds like northeastern United States. As soon as I had enough money I moved to the tropics. No more gloomy 6 months every year. I couldn’t bear it.

OpenStars,
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Northeastern USA is extremely cold compared to temperate Europe.

Though that is nothing compared to north midwestern states, brrr... did you know that at some point, the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales converge? :-P

GrammatonCleric, in Picard forgot a stage
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You guys got cheese? I had to work

SpaceNoodle,

At the cheese factory?

Kase,

Somebody’s gotta meet the demand

SpaceNoodle,

Username checks out

verity_kindle,

Cheese reference? Butterkase?

SpaceNoodle,

Käse literally means cheese in German.

Kase, in A quality paint job

Pretty sure that’s illegal. You have to leave the back license plate visible. /s

On second thought, is that a license plate on the front? Where I’m from (in the US), it’s on the back, but there’s also a spot for one on the front where people like to put decorative plates (license plates, not fine china lmao…). Anyway, I never thought about why there’s a spot for one on the front. Do some places put the actual license plate in front? Do some people that here and I’ve just never noticed? Or do car manufacturers just put a holder there for people’s decorative ones?

If I sound like an idiot, it’s just because I’m young and I don’t drive. But now I’m curious lol.

owenfromcanada,
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There are places where you get two copies of the license plate–one on the front and one on the back. Other places just have the one on the back.

SomeSphinx,
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Some US states require you have one on the front and back. Or at least that’s what I’ve been told by a highway patrolman.

agent_flounder,
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Yup. Colorado requires a front plate, for example.

TheRealLinga,

I live in the U.S. as well, and I understand the confusion! It’s a law that’s regulated by each state, so some states (like Delaware) you only have to put a license plate on the back, and some states (like Maryland) require plates on front and back. And in Texas you have to also wear a license plate on your pants when walking in any city.

azertyfun, (edited )

It’s mandatory everywhere in Europe (the plate looks Spanish I think), and in some US states.

Dunno which other countries don’t require a front plate, but it’s not very common. Some Asian countries even require a front plate on motorcycles, which is about as aerodynamic as you can imagine.

On cars tho I don’t get the obsession with removing the front plate, it’s fugly on 99% of cars because there’s a flat spot anyway. But in my experience Americans are very enthusiastic about their ugly front bumpers, so you do you I guess.

Deuces, in What a concept!

There are a few nuggets that are still only obvious when you actually think about it. Like don’t fight with a hill behind you because you might need to retreat, do fight with a forest behind you for the same reason.

akincisor,

You can retreat through the forest only if you scouted and secured it.

Quintilius Varus, give me back my legions!

emergencyfood,

Or ‘fight with the sun behind you’ or ‘leave enemy soldiers an obvious escape route’ or ‘be careful with marshy terrain where logistics will become a nightmare’.

zbyte64,
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leave enemy soldiers an obvious escape route

Was thinking about this leading up to the Ukraine war…

OrderedChaos, in Pregnancy

If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Assuming babies are natural

stringere,

and real

jackoneill, in Todd Howard can't write you a script for SSRIs, y'all. Go to the doctor.

I don’t get it

ChillDude69, (edited )

The highly hyped and long-awaited video game “Starfield” has been getting a lot of negative reviews, lately. I read some of them, and a very high percentage of them have CLEARLY been written by people with severe, crippling depression and anxiety issues.

Ya know, issues that a game can’t fix, and which will make any game seem shitty, because their brains aren’t capable of having fun, in their current configuration.

jackoneill,

Ah ok, thanks

Been seeing a lot of negative press for the game but I’m enjoying it so I haven’t looked at those reviews very much. I came in expecting Skyrim in space and I got what I expected and am enjoying the crap out of it. Now, I’ve run into several game breaking bugs, but found mods to fix all of them

ChillDude69, (edited )

Prepare yourself for the stream of bitter hatred, even from the fairly chill people in this community. You’ll be getting a shitload of it, for having the temerity to enjoy a BethSoft game.

Can I ask, though, what the bugs you encountered were? I’ve played every Bethesda game, from Morrowind through Starfield, and I’ve never actually encountered any bugs that were gamebreaking. I hear about this stuff all the time, even from reasonable people like you, but I guess I’ve just been getting really lucky?

What were your bugs that you had to use mods to fix?

jackoneill, (edited )

Ok spoilers - you know how you have to use the scanner to find the distortions to find the temple to get the star born powers? The distortions hardly ever worked for me. I thought I was retarded for a while but then I watched a bunch of videos and realized that it’s broken for me. Turns out if you explored the planet with the temple before you got the quest to find the temple, you won’t get the distortions.

In the kind of guy that does like, all the side quests in a Bethesda game before I look at the main quest. So by the time I got around to doing the main quest, I had been to literally every planet, had outposts everywhere, and wouldn’t get the distortions. I used console commands to get past the quest for the first temple because that’s a common glitch and the fix is all over the internet.

But I ran into the same issue with the second temple. I tcl’ed my ass into the sky and found it with my eyeballs. 3rd temple, still nothing. At this point I got irritated and found a mod that makes it so when you have the find distortions quest active and you get out of your ship it automatically completes that objective and gives you the temple map marker. Fucking lifesaver of a mod.

I’ve run into other glitches, but they were all pretty minor. This one drove me nuts. There was one moon where it worked correctly because I hadn’t been there before. Like the only place in the whole game I hadn’t gone before starting the main storyline. So it seems like if you want to avoid this, do the storyline first

ChillDude69,

Interesting. I am pretty sure I was, like, one random decision away from having that bug with the distortions, but I decided to explore a different planet, instead of going to that one. I did the entire space pirate quest line and some other stuff, too, before touching the main story much at all.

I do think I have been incredibly lucky, over the years, to have been so entirely untouched by this kind of bug.

VulKendov,

I’m glad to hear you’re enjoying it. I only played it a bit when it first came out, but things happened and I couldn’t really focus on a game that big. Now all the negative press has been discouraging me from picking it back up.

CileTheSane, in What a concept!
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Also: “feed your troops”

Skullgrid,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

with stolen supplies from the enemy.

God I loved my account siphon/vamp netrunner deck.

vaultdweller013,

Hey stealing enemy supplies works great especially when said enemy is too stupid to poison or burn it. Just ask General Sherman, the march to the sea wouldve been a lot harder if Southern leadership was smarter.

Anticorp, (edited )

Resources are finite, especially during war. They don’t want to poison or burn food that they need to eat. The idea is that you stop the forward march of the enemy before he gets to your food stores. If you can’t stop his advance then you have bigger problems than the enemy looting your food supplies.

akincisor, in What a concept!

It’s funny that this is common sense, but attacking in anger/revenge without a considered plan is still a common staple in history.

Aqarius,

Common sense: ironically, not that common.

Anticorp,

Emotions exist.

TenderfootGungi, in Do you feel the trickle yet?

Trickle down is a political term. Economists know that wealth trickles up. It is only moved back down with taxes. Non-economists have a saying for this, “the rich get richer”. Economists have a formula for this: r > g

SlopppyEngineer,

High capacity pump up, and a trickle down.

Nerorero,
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Pickle down Rickonomics

oce, (edited )
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And inheritance is one of the biggest source of inequalities hence why Piketty proposes a massive tax on inheritance to be redistributed equally as a universel basic inheritance to young people. There are hard core scientific papers behind it but this is a popularized article I have found: goodmenproject.com/…/fairer-taxes-and-inheritance…. Problem is inheritance is an extremely touchy topic, most people have the deeply rooted instinct to give everything to there children and can’t think rationally about it.

jordanlund, in Traditional art
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I generally respond with “Yeah, wake me up when Gnu has it’s own bootable kernel… it’s only been 34 years…”

nosansa, (edited )

www.gnu.org/software/hurd/

First released in 1990.

jordanlund,
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And still not bootable or stable 34 years later.

Gnu wouldn’t exist without Linux, not the other way around.

BeardedGingerWonder,

Nobody’s even HURD about it.

jordanlund,
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And maybe some day it will have a stable release… today, is not that day. Tomorrow aint looking good either. :)

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