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PatFussy, in Upholders of the social contract

I put trash in my pockets because its in its natural habitat

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Sounds aggressive, how would you fit me in your pockets?

bingbong, in Did someone say history memes?

Oh look, a gen 1 plumbus

Asclepiaz, in *Crickets*

Hey here’s one for you

balderdash9,
Lilstinker69,

I submit… This comment

balderdash9,
reversebananimals, in Did someone say history memes?

I love this meme because its also relevant to any code written 2+ years ago in the software development field.

surewhynotlem,

Including code you’ve written yourself.

Svengarlic,
@Svengarlic@lemmy.world avatar

2 years? A month. Tops.

surewhynotlem,

“what idiot wrote this?”

Checks the commit

“Well I’m sure I had a good reason”

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Sometime it’s opposite. “Wow this is really well written code and there is really decent documentation all over the place. Who wrote this? … WAT.”

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

written before taking a particularly long visit to the toilet

funkless_eck,

I love this meme because it’s got a stupid looking cat.

we are not the same

ryathal, in Did someone say history memes?

Clearly ceremonial purposes.

quinkin,

It’s always ritual purposes, or a dildo, but I repeat myself.

rmuk,

Take me to church!

SuckMyWang,

That’s what you get for being such an asshole

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s an ecumenical matter

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

when your DM pulls out this d12 you know some shit is going down

FunkyMonk, in Did someone say history memes?

That thing contains a King's soul that loves gambling games.

Neato, in Ramen
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

I know this is memes, but instant noodles weren't invented to prevent starvation. On launch they were actually many times more expensive than fresh noodles.

https://youtu.be/S2CD3bIBaY0?si=OPauMATbrc4Qab9w

Haagel, in History memes. Fuck yeah.

We need a few more heroes and a lot more peas to solve some of these other problems:

Horizontal Gene Transfer upsets the conceptual “tree of life”, i.e. if genetics are not exclusively hereditary then it is impossible to determine a last universal common ancestor (LUCA).

Lack of a viable mechanism for producing the complex and specific information required to render the genetic code functional.

Failure of the fossil record to find support for Darwinian evolution (punctuated equilibrium, Cambrian explosion, etc).

Rampant examples of convergent evolution indicate extreme improbability.

Abiogenesis.

Biogeographical distribution irregularities.

Inaccurate predictions regarding so-called “junk DNA”, vestigial organs and endogenous retroviruses (ERV).

Epigenetics cannot be reduced to a mechanism, certainly not natural selection.

“Phenotypic Plasticity” - the correlation between genotypes and phenotypes are no longer 1:1.

Beneficial mutations are impossibly rare. In almost all cases, mutations are degenerative, as demonstrated by Richard Lenski’s bacteria experiment and Molly Burke’s fruit fly experiment - both published in Nature.

Haagel,

Lol at all the butthurt Darwinists

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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Missing link fallacy. We have much, much more evidence for evolution than we do for creation, but because we don’t have all the evidence, you choose to reject all of it in favour of theories that have even less evidence behind them.

Haagel,

Strawman fallacy. I’m not rejecting all of it in favor of creation. I’m citing a significant list of problems with the theory.

I’ve got another list of philosophical problems, if you’re interested. Not that the sciences give a damn about philosophy or epistemology anymore…

dadGPT, in Did someone say history memes?

history channel:. on todays episode of ANCIENT ALIENS…

tetris11,
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did SPACE BEARS battle the CELTS over the PYRAMIDS?
Here’s 10 reasons

PunnyName, in idontwanna

Sleep

sour, in Slavery: still a thing
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is like spying on kids

xia, in Did someone say history memes?

It’s a clever torch stand. If it’s empty, you put your (long) torch in the top hole (stabilized by the bottom hole). If there is already one, you slide it two notches down instead and pivot the whole device (so it’s balanced). Same with the third, but pick/pivot out of plane with the others. Works with one hand, keeps houses from burning down, great widget.

LordOfTheChia,

It’s obviously a dry spaghetti measuring device. /s

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Nah, it’s a knitting tool.

_lilith,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

for gloves!

AnyOldName3,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

This was debunked - the claim was based on scale replicas being good for knitting fingers for gloves, not a full-size one.

OurTragicUniverse, (edited )
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

How big were the full size ones?
(Also does snyone know wtf are these even called, so I can look it up?)

Swedneck,
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i cannot visualize how on earth this would work for two torches, that makes no sense at all

Haagel, in Slavery: still a thing

There’s more slavery now than at any time in human history, according to this UN task force.

It makes you wonder, of course, that if our capitalism depends on slave markets… is it really capitalism?

Someone please help me to understand…

rockSlayer,

Yes. Capitalism is private ownership over the means of production. Slavery serves capitalism very well, even if it didn’t invent slavery.

Haagel,

let’s call it neo-slavery 💫

SomeoneSomewhere,

One could argue that if the workers themselves are the means of production, slavery is extra capitalist.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Which is why the founders of anarcho-capitalism argued for “voluntary slavery.”

hungryphrog,

I think I just lost some braincells.

RagingRobot,

If a CEO finds out that he can get slaves to do the work for free instead of spending money on it they have an obligation to the shareholders to do what makes the company the most money.

FlyingSquid,
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The only reason corporations aren’t doing chattel slavery in the U.S. right now is that they’re legally barred from it.

Haagel,

I just heard an NPR story about US Steel Corp using chattel slavery less than a hundred years ago. They worked people to death and buried them in unmarked graves.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

That’s a simplification

Mercantilism had private ownership of production

Capitalism is pay based on hours worked (only way to get rich is to work more hours than someone else)

KISSmyOS, (edited )

(only way to get rich is to work more hours than someone else)

In our current system, this is not how you get rich, AT ALL.
Billionaires aren’t people who worked 3 jobs and lived with roommates until they made it. They’re not even in the same class as these people.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Yeah, capitalism was drawn up to prevent that

Turns out that people with money/power will influence laws to their own benefit

DragonTypeWyvern,

Started strong, then jumped right off a cliff with this argument. Just wrong about everything in the last sentence, pretty impressive.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

You really should read Wealth of Nations

We don’t live in a capitalist society, it’s important to note because the “dream of capitalism” is impossible to achieve

DragonTypeWyvern,

I have. Your definition is just bad, bro.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

So you know capitalism paints that landowners are bad and the labourer as essentially

Claims the labourer should be the one that gets the money

Claims money should be given out based of effort

But you think giving money out based on effort is a bad definition for it

That’s right?

rockSlayer,

I don’t understand your point. The most important feature of capitalism is the private ownership of capital. Capitalism isn’t “hustle, fuck bitches get money” or whatever. Money and wage labor goes back to the founding of civilization. It isn’t a new invention.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

So did private ownership

That wasn’t what Capitalism was about

In the wealth of nations Smith talks great lengths about the labourer being king of the market not the landowners and that with advancement in technology costs should go down except land owners prevent that

The whole system is supposed to favour the labourer compared to Mercantilism where the rich got richer because they owned the production

It also praised the American colonies for open immigration saying they could double their population faster than anyone in Europe and that would double their economy

rockSlayer,

Smith can talk all he wants, that doesn’t make his analysis correct.

ILikeBoobies,

He wrote the book on capitalism

The system literally came from that book

rockSlayer, (edited )

And we know now that his analysis on the outcome of capitalism is incorrect. Capitalism exists for the private property holders to extract as much wealth and power as possible from their privileged position. That unrelenting pursuit of profit has led to even worse inequality, and is collapsing entire ecosystems. It’s a disaster of an economic system full of contradictions. Those contradictions are now causing capitalism to collapse in on itself.

ILikeBoobies,

So you realize that the problems with capitalism are what it set out to prevent

That doesn’t make the core of capitalism the opposite

That means it’s not true capitalism

The problem is greed that will exist in any system because people with power will degrade/morph any system to be self serving

rockSlayer,

capitalism prioritizes greed what are you talking about?

ILikeBoobies,

What system doesn’t?

rockSlayer,

the ones that don’t rely on private property?

ILikeBoobies,

So pick one

rockSlayer,

library economies.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Who checks if people are contributing/who divides the resources up?

Can I not bribe them to get more?

rockSlayer,

money isn’t necessary in a library economy, because there’s nothing to purchase. You go to the library for all non-consumable items. The library is incentivized to produce highly repairable and durable goods to reduce waste and minimize demand on the supply line. Consumable goods are gotten at locations similar to a food bank, all members of the community are responsible for producing food for the community.

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

You don’t need money to bribe

I understand the theory of it, you aren’t listing any devices to prevent abuse

What’s your military/police?

Haagel,

I think one of the main problems with Smith’s conception of capitalism is that he didn’t account for how huge and pervasive and intrusive advertising would become. He naively assumed that the best product would dominate the market when actually people will buy whatever is thrust in front of the their eyes a thousand times a day.

And of course corporate lobbying wasn’t such an issue in his time.

ILikeBoobies,

We have term limits for governments but not for corporations

Their ability to last indefinitely allows them more control than anyone thought possible

And no matter what system you choose; they will act in self interest that will allow them to expand/erode the system to benefit themselves

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

No, the problem with Smith’s capitalism is that he’s constantly misrepresented

He was descriptive, not prescriptive. He was not an advocate of capitalism, he was explaining it - and if you read the wealth of nations and your takeaway was “Lassie Faire capitalism is a good idea”, reread it

Haagel,

I appreciate your critique but I’ve got to be honest and say that I’m not going to spend any more time in my life trying to justify late stage capitalism. It will eventually be replaced and pass into history like every other economic system, if it doesn’t kill us first. 💣

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

My point is that Adam Smith wasn’t really an advocate of capitalism, he explained it and made a strong case for the necessity of regulation

mojo,

How are there high income people in slavery, that doesn’t make sense to me

Haagel, (edited )

The UN sponsored report uses a pretty liberal definition of slavery to include things like wage theft (which forces workers to stay at a job until they’re fully compensated), sex trafficking, and domestic servitude where the servant’s documents are confiscated so that they can’t flee.

However, there’s still a hell of a lot whips and chains slavery in Africa and South East Asia. Those slaves serve the excavation and manufacturing industries.

hemko,

The private economy is the main source of the rise, while state-enforced labour counts for one in seven cases of modern slavery, the report adds.

I wonder if mandatory military service counts for “state-enforced labor”

ILikeBoobies,

What we have isn’t capitalism, capitalism only works until you add people

KISSmyOS,

True capitalism has never been tried!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Ancaps actually believe this

Let’s see how it works for Argentina.

ComradePorkRoll,

“Anarcho-Capitalism” sounds like a 4chan attempt at political theory.

Demdaru,

Okay, this may come off as unemphatetic but I love the fact that slavery doesn’t give a shit about your sex or wealth. Like, the percentages are almost fully equal, save for actual low income that is almost double what the other percentages are. Other than that, all are equal in the eyes of slavers.

Shit’s wild. What’s also wild is that these numbers still exists…especially when thinking about Americas or Europe. :|

AnalogyAddict,

That’s what you got from those graphs?

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Slavery: still a thing
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This is not specific at all to the U.S. and the overwhelming majority of rational adults should be able to see that it’s a good thing for society to be able to legally remove members who pose a clear risk to the safety and function of it. Whether or not the 13th Amendment is administered fairly is a different conversation^1, but the false equivalency this post makes between legal imprisonment and chattel slavery is a fallacy.

^1 It’s not.

surewhynotlem,

This isn’t about removing people from society. It’s about the practice of using them to perform free labor.

Delphia,

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  • surewhynotlem,

    Yes, you can use slaves to offset the cost of their upkeep. That argument sucks.

    Delphia,

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  • Garbanzo,

    ETHICALLY it’s not volunteering if it’s coerced, and I can’t think of many things more coercive than the promise of more prison.

    Delphia,

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  • Garbanzo,

    Its not the promise of more prison, its an offer of less prison. The difference between coercion and incentive.

    No. There’s a distinction but not a difference.

    PsychedSy,

    For profit prisons are less than 10% of all prisons. Police unions are the threat.

    Num10ck,

    rehabilitation please

    Anticorp, in Upholders of the social contract

    A smart city puts trash cans every hundred feet or so.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve always believed the biggest cause of littering was lack of proper receptacles.

    I was proven wrong every year at the county fair.

    creditCrazy,
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    Looking at Japan and Vermont it really seems like solution to the litter problem is making a culture of politeness. We really need some physiatrists to study what makes a society polite. Like what makes groups of people become polite.

    bigFab,

    I’ve seen too many empty trash cans surrounded by trash on the ground. It’s about the mindset

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