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Noodle07, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

Haha you’ll never take my French accent away!

wkk,

By trying to get rid of it I accidentally took the German accent, not sure how that works

Noodle07,

Eh I’m not even trying, I try to articulate more but it’s hard, also everyone tells me it’s great so 🤷

Ringmasterincestuous, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

arrives late….

Cunts….

MuhammadJesusGaySex, in Simpler times

Man, what is wrong with you cats. Hose water was nasty af, and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. The water tasted like it had been marinating in a barrel of condoms for 6 months. Plus, you had to turn it on, and wait for the scalding hot water to run out first. I usually just unscrewed the hose and drank straight from the tap.

LemmyKnowsBest, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

intensely_human, in Bottle of that good stuff

“uphill both ways” is a lot funnier if you interpret it as being really blasted

mojo, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

I don’t think you choose, it’s just kinda what you grow up around

LemmyKnowsBest,

OMG our usernames can be emojis??

KrokanteBamischijf,

It’s a cosmetic thing. @mojo here has set a display name in addition to their username, which I believe supports any unicode character.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Phew. I thought this could lead to Unicode in URLs, which can get nasty.

stoy, in Simpler times

Was anyone elses garden hose hooked up to a lake instead of the normal water?

Mine was, there was no treatment plant for it, only a simple filter to filter out the larger stuff.

I remember ruining soo many water guns by using the garden hose to refill them, there would allways be some debris stuck in the muzzle after a few days.

Didn’t stop me from drinking it though!

Damage,

Ours was attached to a deep well, no filter at all. We drank that stuff all the time, the water was always nice and cold

stoy,

There is a bit of a difference between a normal small lake and a well…

BTW if you are going hiking in the north or inland of Sweden, you don’t need a lot of water, there are so many clean springs in the ground that you will allways have drinking water.

Mandy, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

You mixed up America and UK, who saysays an American accent is ever fancy lol

Wilzax,

US is normal

UK is fancy

Aussie is wildcard

Lodespawn,

Pretty sure you’ve got Aussie and US arse about.

sukhmel,

I’d rather dub the US variant a wildcard, based on it being the result of mixing English and all the other languages of settlers. Also, the US and its variations are very common and shadow the other variants which is somewhat sad.

jol,

No. Wild card is you learned English in a foreign non English native country and your accent is an absolute mess. You say Autumn but Taxi, color but wa(t)er, and maybe you call you cell phone your “Handy”.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Also, you never considered pronouncing gif as “jiff” because your native language (German), where you heard it first, has no soft G.

Wilzax,

pronouncing it as “yiff”

LordOfLocksley,

UK is traditional

US is simplified

Aus is wildcard

apprehentice, in Also likes food!

People be on there talking about how they love to go hiking every evening to watch the sunset on top of a mountain in the next state over before coming home and getting ready for their standup yoga meeting at 6 in the morning when all I want to do is come home, order a pizza, and turn on the tube. Get real.

frickineh, (edited ) in Also likes food!

The Colorado version is this plus pictures of themselves skiing/snowboarding (even if they really only go like once a year and especially if they just moved here a couple years ago).

dohpaz42, in Also likes food!
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I’m not in here very often. What’s your number so we can talk?

ElBarto, (edited )
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My app won’t work properly so I can’t see who liked me so message me.

messages them

Unread forever.

NegativeLookBehind, in Also likes food!
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Not on here for hookups!

nixcamic, in Bottle of that good stuff

If you have cannabis and morphine do you really need everything else?

ParsnipWitch, in Then and now

People need to bring back cheesy personal websites, banners and forum signatures…

There are still some corners online where you can find and make those, even if you don’t have the money, time or knowledge to host one yourself. For example:

Neocities (yes it’s like Geocities)

I am obsessed with those sites. It’s like the internet back in the day when I was a teen. I hope the social media and content creator sludge never overcomes it…

Ilovethebomb, (edited ) in Also likes food!

Loves Taylor Swift, has strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.

I hate online dating.

Dampyr,

Tell me something that I don’t know

Do I look like someone that can read minds?

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