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JungleJim, (edited ) in Think again bitch

Fine. Shows vampire the sacred icon of The Great and Powerful Atheismo

rockSlayer,

Invoking Atheismo only works because xe smites everything around the person invoking xem

Skua,

Atheismo is, in fact, a tesla coil

JungleJim,

I don’t know about smiting, but Atheismo also will help at least one person in the future, a Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, find an anti-backwards crystal. Or at least, Atheismo is credited with the discovery. They probably smote some other beings

bizarrocullen,

Richard Dawkins?

bassomitron, (edited ) in Think again bitch

What book is it that tries to scientifically explain vampires? It talks about why vampires don’t like crosses and it’s because of some irrational fear of symmetrical geometry or something. In other words it has nothing to do with religion, according to that book’s mythos. I thought it was a neat alternative take on the genre. Iirc it was a sci-fi book.

Edit: I looked it up, the book I was thinking of is called Blindsight. I believe the reasoning they provide in the book is that due to their unique spatial reasoning, too many right angles give them seizures.

ExpensiveConstant,

I don't know which book you're thinking of but this is touched on in the Castlevania show: https://youtu.be/ozID5sgofno?si=WmKK_FCgOcc08E4P

DaCookeyMonsta,

That was from the Castelvania show.

However I Am Legend is probably one of the first books to explain to explain vampires in a scientific rather than a magical way. In that it was psychological and they only hated religious symbols from the faith they had in life, and I believe that only applies to “undead” vampires and not living ones.

bassomitron,

I Am Legend is a fantastic book, but not what I was thinking about. I looked it up and it was actually Blindsight I was thinking of. Regardless, I always recommend people read I Am Legend, it’s a lot different than the movie (which I also enjoyed).

RandomStickman,
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This video gives a biological explanation to vampires that explains their aversion to right angles as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLA8iNUV-0

Xanvial,

Doctor who has an episode about vampires that basically boils to they’re aliens. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Saturnyn

Zorque,

In some books, I'm thinking of Dresden Files, I think it has less to do with the faith of the vampire and more to do with the faith of the person using the symbol. With Dresden, he uses a silver pentacle that his mother gave him and it has the same effect.

Exusia, (edited ) in Silent Night in America
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Up from the rooftop click click click

Fortnite victory #1

bi_tux, in Think again bitch
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This remimds me of that “jewish vampire” meme

nova_ad_vitum, (edited )
zeet, in Silent Night in America
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🎵 I saw Daddy killing Santa Claus, dressed up as a Christmas Tree last night… 🎵

UntouchedWagons, in Is your life on track?
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Life is standard guage but I’m narrow guage.

MacedWindow, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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It can be easier to open up to UltimateTrollWarrior95 than to someone you know irl who has expsctations for how you should act and show your emotions. I once had a deep conversation about life with some rando on Town of Salem.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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That’s sort of the design of therapy: a neutral 3rd party who you can open up to without the usual conversational rules.

Except you probably don’t call your therapist “UltimateTrollWarrior” (or maybe you do, I don’t know your life).

Remmock,

A standard Troll Warrior simply would not suffice.

Risk,

Please could you tell me how to contact your Ultimate Troll Warrior? Do I need to go on a quest?

Remmock,

First you must locate one. Watch an entire season of Ultimate Troll Warrior (an American show imported from Japan). You will likely locate one. You may have to watch more than one season. Afterward, rely on technically-savvy stalkers to dox said Warrior. Contact them using that info, but be very careful not to come off as awkward. I recommend rehearsing in front of a mirror a few times.

EatYouWell,

Except an internet stranger can’t send you to the grippy socks hospital if you say the wrong thing.

Lmaydev,

That’s really not how therapy works.

EatYouWell,

Yes it is. Your therapist can absolutely put you in an emergency medical hold if you talk to them about thoughts of suicide. It’s happened to thousands, if not millions of people.

Lmaydev,

Only if they think you’re an immediate threat to yourself or others.

I talked about suicide a lot in therapy.

EatYouWell,

Just because your therapist didn’t 5150 you doesn’t mean that it hasn’t happened to others.

Lmaydev,

Exactly why therapy is so useful.

I could never tell my family and friends part of me hated them because their love guilted me into not killing myself.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I’ve definitely spilled my guts to a number of internet strangers. It’s nice to not have repercussions for my crazy.

UnfortunateShort,

Town of Salem is great, but at some point you realise screaming the loudest often wins lol

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Oh man! I tried that game and literally the first 15 minutes was some asshat talking over everyone and getting upset nobody was listening to him.

Uncertain if the game sucks or people suck. But I uninstalled so fast.

Transporter_Room_3, (edited )
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I once played 3 hours of modern warfare 2 with the same group back in the day, just because some guy was pouring out his life story and how much life sucked for him around the time. He sent me a quick “thanks for letting me rant” message and I didn’t hear from him again for years.

Then out of the blue I get a message that’s basically a letter, and it’s all about how life was difficult but some random person taking the time to listen without judgment made all the difference for his plans that night.

So I will never cut someone off to tell them I don’t have time to listen to their problems, or pull out my phone to play a game, get annoyed with someone who won’t stop talking, whatever… Sometimes all a person needs is someone to listen.

SerotoninSwells,
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Thank you for being a kind person.

Hadriscus,

that’s beautiful

Smoogs,

Yup I remember going through a phase where it was like “I don’t have time for this person’s jabber” and it would annoy me that they wouldn’t get to the point.

Meanwhile I could find all the time in the day to do meaningless things to take up my time like playing a game. Which is totally self serving.

Then I realized this was a me problem. Not a them problem.

I really hate who I was back then. Now some of my relatives do jabber on but it’s totally ok. I make space for that now cuz jabbering is part of relationships and that’s how some people communicate and listening is a part of healthy interaction.

lugal, in Silent Night in America

More like Christmas SEAL

EvilEyedPanda, in Think again bitch

Imagine living for thousands of years, when suddenly some random guy in the middle east gets crucified, and now lowercase t’s hurt you.

FoundTheVegan, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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Miranda sings played Wow?

AquaTofana,

I was coming here for this comment!

Didn’t know Colleen Ballinger was into MMORPGs!

bruhduh, (edited ) in Grandpa's legacy
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Vespair, (edited ) in "Now, here's what I would do..."

Admittedly I was in my very early 20s, not a teen, but I legitimately helped* a woman through her divorce on WoW and then once they separated drove 3 states away to have the best sex of my entire life.

Great memories.

Edit to add asterisk: by “helped” I just mean provided a necessary shoulder and ear; obviously I did not provide advice on a relationship I was very much not a part of

Spendrill,

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

agitatedpotato,

When your step-healer gets stuck you gotta do what you gotta do.

tygerprints, in The future is now

We have automated paper towel dispensers, if that ain't space-age magic I don't know what is. I think we found out that flying cars are a bad idea. It turns out most people could not operate a regular car correctly.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Honestly I loathe those auto dispensers.

I get the hygiene aspect but it’s annoying af waiting for it to register your hand wave just to spit out a pathetic amount of paper towel.

tygerprints,

We did this test with petri dishes in my high school biology course where we had students wash their hands, air dry them or use paper towel dispensers or air-blower dryers, and compared all the results. Oddly enough the paper towel and air drying alone both resulted in lots of bacteria growing in the dishes. I'm not sure how effective those paper towels are - or if it's just that kids don't know how to wipe their hands!

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Yeah honestly it’s amazing we don’t have a pandemic all the time with how much microbes exist everywhere all the time.

But I guess there is a reason why the human population completely fucking exploded after the creation of antibiotics.

tygerprints,

Well when you think that our adult bodies have more foreign bacteria in them than human cells, it's pretty amazing we can even move, or walk or talk. We're kind of walking bacteria bombs. Maybe our systems get used to being overloaded with bugs and so, that feels normal to us.

davidgro,

Buy the key on Amazon and then you can change the settings to dispense more or automatically

EmoBean,

Get big rock, for free, from the outside. Smash technology. Get resources. Reject society.

MrJameGumb,
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Agreed. The way people in my city drive I’m pretty sure flying cars would turn into a demolition derby very quickly

assassinatedbyCIA,

You’d get daily 9/11

unreachable,
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it’s not a tragedy, it’s just a statistics

tygerprints,

It's good for the Soylent Green factories.

tygerprints,

They tried to teach people to use hovercraft, and it was a miserable failure. There are so many more controls with that, and people just couldn't get it right. I shudder to think about putting people into flying cars, especially when they already drive under the influence most of the time.

captainlezbian,

Yeah what we need is flying trains! Or not because it turns out flying uses a ton of fuel. What we need is public transit! Which fuck it turns out we started dismantling back in the 20s. Oops

zaphod,

Yeah what we need is flying trains!

We have levitating trains, close enough.

tygerprints,

But the important thing is, they should be FLYING not merely levitating! Levitation is the opiate of the weak!!! or something. In the future, everything should be flying around indiscriminately at top speed!! TOP SPEED, DAMMIT!!! I want to zoom into the nearest brick wall as fast as possible! Also, I want my anti-gravity toast!!! I'm tired of having to keep my breakfast down by myself.

Spacehooks, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

Teen titans

db2, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

Bear in mind that back then you had an underdeveloped brain. Literally.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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People always say that it’s just because the shows aren’t made for you anymore and that’s actually the problem but not the way you think.

The shows are quite literally dumber. Cartoons used to have content for parents as well as the kids. Like sneaking in adult jokes that would fly right over a kids head. Now cartoons are just about capturing attention through flashy colors and constantly changing scenes.

Put on a cartoon made decades ago and the whole family can enjoy it. Put on a modern cartoon and anyone over 12 can’t stand it

ILikeBoobies,

They still have adult jokes

fastandcurious,

I distinctly remember all the cartoons I used to watch had some elements of maturity and sometimes even quite complex science as well, in fact I remember quite clearly when i was surprised how a bunch of friends ‘fell apart’ because of ‘ego’ and had to balance their friendships as well as their own desires, probably one of the best things that i have ever watched

Nowadays tho i see a lot of kids just browsing bullshit reels all along which serve no purpose other than kill time, and a lot of the ‘cartoons’ have just become some superhero and big flashy colours and whatnot

I think there’s a lot of element of nostalgia in my rant but I do genuinely believe that kids and people in general are just becoming dumber

Alexstarfire,

I present Bluey as my defense.

schmidtster, (edited )

Signs of the times, there was usually only 1 tv so they had to make the media touch everyone. Now a days they can actually make media just for kids, since the parents can watch something else.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I’d argue it’s also a deliberate attempt to destroy attention span like most things targeted towards kids nowadays.

You can’t notice the problems in the world and fix them if you’re constantly searching for that next dopamine hit.

discostjohn,

There’s a global conspiracy among cartoonists. They want to destroy the world one kid at a time. Lmao get real.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Yeah it’s not the cartoonist. It’s the media corporation they operate through.

It’s not a secret that media outlets heavily influence what is aired on their channels. Hell they determine what they air in the first place. That and the FCC is a govt agency that determines what is or is not appropriate for public television. And with half our govt trying to strip education it’s not that far of a stretch.

The actual cartoonist is usually on the lower end of the power dynamic. You make what they tell you to make or you don’t work for them.

Theharpyeagle,

Pretty sure it’s a lot easier to do what cartoons have been doing forever: sell toys.

Sanctus,
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They used to do that, they still do too, but they used to too. You think they played the theme song to Cheers in Adventure Time for the kids? This has some real old man yelling at clouds energy.

AA5B,

Adventure Time is really underrated. As an adult it’s hard to watch the hallucinogenic drug addled animation, but if you close your eyes and put your hands over your ears for the screaming, you’ll find it’s very well written

Sanctus, (edited )
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I don’t know about anything being hard to watch in it, I find every season enjoyable. The entire team, including the offshore animators, did a wonderful job. You can feel their hearts in it. Idk about it being underrated either, its so popular they keep going back to the setting in miniseries.

Faildini,

I was a grown adult when adventure time aired, and it’s still one of my favorite shows.

Sanctus,
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I swore I was too, but I guess I was actually in high school during the first episode. It is without a doubt my favorite show. I run a dnd campaign set in future Ooo from the series I love it so much.

Faildini,

It lends itself well to that. Infinite loot train is definitely on my list of one shot ideas.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The labyrinth they do to get a wish for the ancient psychic tandem war elephant is one I’ve always wanted to do.

AceFuzzLord,

I personally find it was a hell of a lot better when they were getting to the end and things weren’t just Fin and Jake randomly screaming while on an adventure to do something absolutely random.

Tuxman,
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Bluey would like a word, sir.... :D

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I was generalizing I know there are some good cartoons out there. Gumball comes to mind. But generally the quality and witty ness have dropped

Risk,

Listen old man, you’re just forgetting the forgettable cartoons of your generation. Nothing has changed. If anything there is simply likely more art being made now, but in the same proportions of high-vs-low quality as before.

Theharpyeagle,

I mean you remember the the greats of the 80s and 90s, that’s what makes them the greats! But how often do people talk about looks at Wikipedia The Little Lulu Show or Extreme Dinosaurs? As we go on, the good will be remembered and the rest will fade into obscurity.

Plus, kids have low standards. I remember begging my parents to take us to see Good Burger in theaters and I loved the hell out of it. Upon watching as an adult… yeah, it was terrible. That’s not too say that shows shouldn’t try to make good content for kids, but I do feel like a lot of adults don’t realize how little it took to entertain them as a kid.

Hacksaw,

Peppa pig is FILLED with jokes for the parents. It was one of the few shows I could watch with my toddlers because of all the jokes between the narrator and the parents. I wouldn’t watch it now because the sentences and narratives are meant to match the life experience of kids up to about gr 1-2, but it was a great show.

Everyone loves when mr bull digs up the road zooms out to all the cars in the traffic jam honking.

FierroGamer, (edited )

You mean shitty remakes made to capitalize on the parents that want to share their nostalgia with their kids, there are plenty of excellent shows for kids nowadays and frankly I’m jealous, there’s plenty of variety of shows that don’t treat you like you’re dumb (there’s still pepa pig style of crap tho).

It’s like the marvel garbage, they make it for people who are addicted to their stuff and so will buy it regardless of quality and even buy more into it when they can complain about a brown character or something.

Edit: I wanted to add: shitty reboots don’t magically make the originals disappear, yet people treat it like that. Find new stuff, don’t be old man yelling at cloud.

Theharpyeagle,

Hey, don’t go hating on Peppa Pig, that show is great!

youtu.be/o76Asi6XzdM?feature=shared

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