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lnxtx, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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GIF:

Am I a joke for you?

wreckedcarzz,
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Everyone: yes

OpenStars, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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Pro-Tip: it’s still that way today, just smaller blocks. :-D

spoilerIt’s pixels all the way down. :-P

Sotuanduso, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

You are allowed to have a beard, but you are not allowed to grow a beard.

psud,

That was my dad in the Navy in the '60s. The rules were you could have facial hair, but if you wanted to go from clean shaven to facial hair you needed permission and you had two weeks to grow it - if it wasn’t good enough you had to shave.

He couldn’t grow a beard in a fortnight. I can’t grow a beard in a fortnight.

So he applied right before going on leave so he would have 4 weeks of leave + 2 weeks to grow the beard, which was sufficient

BynaD, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

I wasnt expecting to get roasted today.

Cosmicomical, in Remember when everything was so blocky?

Gifs: am i a joke to you?

Downcount,

PNGs: No, you just weren’t alpha enough!

BeefPiano, in Remember when everything was so blocky?

GIFs have transparency, but not alpha blending so it would have jagged edges. When PNGs were first supported by IE, you had to do some crazy ActiveX scripting calls to make it work.

At the time, Microsoft had shut down the IE team since they had beaten Netscape in the browser wars. If it hadn’t been for Firefox, we would be stuck with that crappy PNG implementation!

ryannathans,

If it weren’t for firefox, we’d be stuck with a lot of shit

UnfortunateShort, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Don’t give up. It can take months until your beard has really grown in.

CrayonRosary, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

No matter which denomination you choose, the infinite motel will always have room for another bill.

clearedtoland, in Age range

Happily married but from what I’ve encountered in the wild, I wouldn’t/couldn’t do anything under 28 or so. It’s a completely different worldview.

metallic_z3r0,

As I’ve gotten older, it’s not even just the worldview anymore, the body can look attractive but one look at the face and if the woman is young enough it’s an immediate turn-off.

FutileRecipe,

but one look at the face…

The old paper bag trick does wonders.

Kusimulkku,

Not that worldview matters that much when having sex

Serinus,

Yeah, but that only lasts 90 seconds. What do you do for the rest of the day?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cry.

viking,
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Send her home? It’s not like you are forced to spend a whole day with a hookup?

Kusimulkku,

Whatever you want, I suppose. Are we assuming they want to date them instead of just banging or what do you mean?

Serinus,

It’s a simple joke, nothing more.

Kusimulkku,

I don’t think it really works here because the assumption was that you wouldn’t be doing anything. Pump and dump

sexual_tomato,

My wife and I tried a poly phase (neither of us ended up liking anyone else lol) and while on dating apps I found 27 to be the minimum and upper 40’s to be the max. I realized that there was no real way to connect and relate to someone in a totally different phase of life.

jubilationtcornpone,

Different phases of life, different priorities, and different perspectives. Someone in their 20’s is still trying to figure out what they want to do with their life. I’ve abandoned the search and am now stuck somewhere between raising my kids and trying to buy myself some free time before I die.

I also think you have to be friends with your spouse to have a successful marriage. Lucky for me, my wife is my best friend. It’s pretty difficult to build any sort of meaningful relationship with someone you have very little in common with.

nekothegamer, in Damn son, where'd you find this?
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as a genesis/phil collins fan i stopped believing long ago

hactar42, in Damn son, where'd you find this?

Mike Ness of Social Distortion said to expect their next album in 1-2 years, in January 2011. 13 years later I’m still waiting.

Thcdenton, in Age range

Nah on tinder it’s 18 to 118 for me. Keep it legal, don’t hurt anybody, have fun.

Viking_Hippie,

don’t hurt anybody

Gonna have to be real careful in your upper range then… Not judging, just warning 😁

Siethron,

Make sure the hip has already been replaced.

Viking_Hippie,

Just not too recently. Trust me, I know.

lars,

Because once you reach a certain age, the hips do lie

Mongostein,

My 120 year old grandma is disappointed.

FlyingSquid,
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So you’re saying she’s single?

madcaesar,

And ready to mingle!

driving_crooner,
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You want to avoid the 18yo, all the bots are there.

iterable, in Age range
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Divorced? Who the hell can even afford to get married anymore…

paraphrand,

That’s one way to lower the divorce rate.

TootSweet, in I guess it's the pretty colors?

It is pretty ingenious (and evil) the way they made the Chromium logo look like the shitty off-brand diet version of Chrome.

renzev, (edited )

I wonder if chromium having the blue colors is what set the precedent for almost every other privacy-conscious browser to have a blue logo (Waterfox, GNU Icecat, palemoon, librewolf…)

EDIT on second though probably not, blue just seems like a good color for internet-related applications. Safari, edge, and internet explorer are also blue!

solrize, (edited )

For years I’ve seen blue as a social media color and stayed away. A beautiful peaceful color ruined by Facebook and its ilk

TheGreenGolem,
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And I hate that it’s everywhere. Be more colourful, people!

CosmicTurtle,

The color palette of fortune 100 companies seem to be, in order of frequency: Blue, Red, and White (not counting negative space).

I think that there was some study that found that these colors are the most impactful or some shit.

renzev,

I remember hearing that in pokemon go, you could choose to join one of three teams or whatever (blue, yellow, and red). And the blue one was by far the most popular one, despite there being no difference besides color.

PoopingCough,

I feel like just more app icons in general are blue than any other color. Off the top of my head in addition to what you mentioned I have shazam, venmo, signal, steam, blink, reolink, dropbox, steam, paypal, discord, max, disney plus. And that’s not even counting one’s that are majority white but with blue as the only color. I think it’s just the most popular design choice or maybe there’s some sinister market research somewhere that shows people use/spend more on apps that have blue icons.

LinyosT,

I believe blue is a very “Everything is okay” colour. Which might explain why it’s so common if true.

yggdar,

As others already said, Chromium definitely isn’t the first or only one to use a blue logo. There is a theory that colours influence the way we perceive a brand, for example this article explains that idea.

Blue is supposed to convey trustworthiness and maturity. A lot of companies like that, so you tend to see a lot of blue.

You may also be experiencing the frequency illusion. If you specifically noticed the blue in Chromium’s logo, it would make sense that you suddenly started noticing the blue in other logos as well!

XEAL,

And no API keys included on the Windows version of Chromium…

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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I remember Targa. TGA had transparency and the format came around in '84.

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