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EvokerKing, in Government money

If it needs bailing out, it is not too big to fail.

T00l_shed,

Then it needs to he nationalized if it fails.

Sharpiemarker, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Yep. And then you get old and it grows faster than you can keep up with it. I’m about half-way to looking like Cousin Itt.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I just leave it to it’s thing these days.

Sharpiemarker,

You and me both

theangryseal,

Shaving? Haircuts? I can’t stand being in one place long enough to fool with either. I’m pacing around here looking like Jesus Christ right now. I’m almoooossst annoyed enough by my hair to beg someone to cut it or shave it off.

psud,

5 o’clock shadow? Try 3 o’clock stubble. Right after shaving there’s shadow when your beard is black.

Fred Flintstone style

RIP_Cheems, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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cashews_best_nut, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

I’m amazed there was a time I shaved. I’ve had it 15years now and I’d feel naked without it.

zcd,

Last time I shaved it felt like my chin had been amputated

peopleproblems,

I inadvertently switched my thrichotillamania to my beard a few years ago.

I miss it terribly. Shaving is so much work, and while it’s relaxing, inevitably an ingrown hair pops up and retriggers everything anyway when I attempt to grow it back.

I’ve been worried I permanently destroyed it like the guy in the meme, but I had my thumb bound up for 5ish weeks and it came back in nicely before I decimated it again.

Amputation is a very accurate description

GluWu,

I’ve had a beard ever since I could grow one. It hit me pretty hard when I turned 18, just boom, beard, and haven’t shaved it smooth since. I literally have no idea what I look like as an adult without a beard.

pearsaltchocolatebar, in Just take the trade.

Except it wasn’t a trade?

RizzRustbolt, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Approaching an infinite amount of steel vs. Approaching an infinite amount of feathers.

Which weighs more?

pete_the_cat,

An infinite amount of AeroGel.

callyral, (edited )
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Approaching infinite mass means you’ll probably form a black hole or end the universe before being able to weigh either of them

edit: meant to reply to the parent comment

Sky_Lobster, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Whenever I see this meme template I can’t help but think about how the girl on the left has a snout. What’s up with that? Is this from some kind of furry thing?

theangryseal,

Yer mom has a snout. Hahbahdat?

dditty,

Cashmeoussidehahbahdat

ichbinjasokreativ,

I never noticed that before and now I can’t unsee it, Couldn’t you have just kept that for yourself?!

Jako301, (edited )

Anime girls are cats, that’s why

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MotoAsh,

Artifact of a slant of anime style. The ‘cute little nose’ ends up making for fun profiles when there’s supposed to be a little bump out of a nose, but then their mouth is wide open, too. Normally, a little bump of a nose looks totally normal. (as normal as anime, anyways)

nbafantest, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Infinity is not a number.

kattenluik,

Actually, it’s just an eight on its side. You need to get your facts checked.

nbafantest,

I’ve been a fool

Leate_Wonceslace,
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As a mathematician, I tend to disagree with this common truism because it limits one’s ability to think about transfinites and suggests there’s a widely agreed upon technical definition of “number”.

CrayonRosary, (edited )

There is, though. Maybe not wide in your inner circle, but very, very wide if you actually look around.

cbarrick,

Arguing with a mathematician about the definition of a number.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/898ca9cb-aa63-49b5-86bb-ce2f2dc51f1c.webm

BulbasaurBabu,
Entertainmeonly, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

A beard is fine. It requires maintenance though. These jungle refugee beards need to go. Plus, if the mustache is hanging over your lip it’s like Jean-Ralphio’s sister, Mona-Lisa, THE WOOORST🎶.

psud,

If I grow a beard, and wish to satisfy my wife’s preferences, my only choice is a wild beard

slazer2au, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Jesus. No need to get personal mate.

Jarix, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

What does “worth” even mean in this set up?

Thrashy, (edited )
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I was just over here thinking this was about the practical utility of a $100 bill versus a wad of 100 $1 bills making an infinite quantity of the former preferable in comparison to (i.e. “worth more than”) the latter…

captain_aggravated,
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Imagine being the guy with an infinite money glitch but having to pay for EVERYTHING in one dollar bills. Buying even a modest sedan would be a pain in the ass. “What do you do for a living?” “I’m 47 strippers.”

Cort, in Remember when everything was so blocky?

Nah, they just had the interns rotoscoping everything manually

makingStuffForFun, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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TGA! ALL THE WAY!

pineapplelover,

I’ve never used tga in my life

makingStuffForFun,
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Back in the day I was a graphics professional. A targa file with alpha was the way. I’m old. 😄

FatTony, (edited )
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They also used targa files in the first Mortal Kombat games.

Dudewitbow, (edited )

the only time i think I ever interacted with targa files was with team fortress 2, and probably valve games in general

herrwoland, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
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Today’s kids don’t understand the struggle of 8 color gifs

grue,

Neither do today’s adults, since gifs always allowed up to 256 colors. (The “8” you’re probably thinking of was the number of bits per pixel.)

SomethingBurger,

256 colors per frame, and not all pixels have to change in each frame.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/GjMPe.gif

uis,
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MAGIC! Huzzah!

herrwoland,
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You’re right, but I’m still technically right too ;)

AnxiousDater101, (edited ) in Remember when everything was so blocky?

No, I wasn’t blessed. My modeling career is still a work in progress.

AnxiousDater101,
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