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LodeMike, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Why is this picture taken in an abandoned construction building or something?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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This is the secret part of Home Depot they let dads into when they can tell you’ve got a serious project going.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
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its just the anazon wharhous in 1999

edit: wearhouse lol man never let your doctors give you topamax more like topaTard

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Warehouse.

I don’t know what the other commenter is doing with clothing…

Also, Amazon.

capnminus,
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wearhouse

Unforeseen,

Anazon

camr_on,
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Bro that topamax hitting lmao

Tedesche, in It's not enough to win; they all must lose.

Nah, if it was communist propaganda, it would mean that you get no material reward compared to anyone else, but could count on the teacher to pass on a good word for you with the principal, who then might mention your name positively at an education board meeting, who then might mention you to the mayor, the governor, etc, and now you have a real shot of becoming dictator of the single-party government that rules your country.

Value not consumer prizes and instead seek nepotistic alliances, for through them will the material comforts flow.—Mao, probably.

rimjob_rainer, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Just like my code. It’s obvious what it does and doesn’t need documentation… until I try to understand it 2 years later.

Senshi,

Lol, try two weeks later 😅

greencactus,

Ehm, two days for me ;)

rimjob_rainer, in I swear I'm not filthy

Glad they don’t exist where I live

Maggoty, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Or you’re about to do some Home Depot Surfing!

Either way…

Poxlox, in Where is spork?

Where grapefruit spoon?

FlyingSquid, in We did it?
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Now you kids know what it was like when 9/11 was in every history textbook by 2002.

CaptnNMorgan,

It was always in our history books but we never talked about it

FlyingSquid,
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Did you know it changed everything? Because that’s what we were told regularly until about 2010 or so when pretty much everyone had stopped buying it.

CaptnNMorgan,

That’s more media than school. But my understanding of it is that it kind of did. Mostly for people who frequent airports and Muslims than anyone else though

WeirdGoesPro,
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Except it sort of did though. Life was pretty different in the 90’s compared to the mid 2000’s.

FlyingSquid,
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Life was pretty different in the 2000s than it is today. That’s just called time.

DashboTreeFrog,

It also kind of kicked off the war on terror, and we know that had all kinds of ripple effects for the world at large

indepndnt,

It didn’t change everything, but it did change some things. We still take our shoes off to get through airport security, for example.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s not exactly a huge societal change.

noevidenz,

Airport security is by far the most identifiable change for me personally. We never used to take shoes or belts off at airport security, we never walked through backscatter x-ray machines, we could carry liquids onto the plane and you could see your family or friends off at the departure gate even if you didn’t have a boarding pass.

AllOutOfBubbleGum,

Guessing you mean in your post-2001 books, but this comment has me imagining a Black Mirror style thing where there’s this future prediction in everyone’s school books that all the teachers refuse to talk about.

CaptnNMorgan,

😂 yeah my bad, I was in kindergarten when it happened. That would be amazing though

cultsuperstar, in We did it?

How long until Republicans get that book banned for spreading false information? Lol

objectionist,
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gonna be generous and say give it about halfway through 2024

TheJims,

Those who control the present controls the past

ChildOfTama, in It's not enough to win; they all must lose.

“See this thing that happens in a capitalist society? It’s actually communism!” -Baby Brain

balderdash9, (edited ) in Millennials in another 20 years

In the future, AI will make memes based on the individual preferences of the viewer. I’m calling it now.

Z3k3,

But what if ny preference is to have them not made by ai

Pencilnoob,
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The book “Fall, or Dodge in Hell” has this as a key subplot that people just follow hallucinating meme generating AI feeds untill they are totally brainwashed into doing whatever it hallucinates they should do next

OutlierBlue, in Me after Christmas dinner

That thing’s not a chicken! It’s a chonkin

jordanlund, in Millennials in another 20 years
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O’RLY?

MonkeMischief,

YARLY!

plantedworld, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

One time I went in with the intent to buy some big stuff. Ended up changing my mind but I needed gloves… So I had one of these but just a pair of gloves sitting on it lol

Hellstormy, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood
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Someone found the solution to global warming!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Mango, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Fuck dads. Subjecting new lives to this world is stupid and selfish at best and scales down to evil.

TheTimeKnife,
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Fucking dad’s is exactly how we got in this mess dude.

DerisionConsulting,

I have fucked a couple dads in my time, so I did my part!

Kanth,

Big feels are okay. Need a hug, kiddo?

checkmymixtapeyo,

Brainless take. Congratulations.

Mango,

I shouldn’t need your approval or anyone else’s.

checkmymixtapeyo,

♥️

Death_Equity,

So much bother for one nut at the wrong time in the right place.

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