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ininewcrow, in Courting is now in session
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I’m so dreamy, it’ll give you sleep paralysis

Purgatoryemployee,

I’m paralyzed by your eyes anyway

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

twin girls named AL could be Pair AL o’ sisters

CIA_chatbot, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

This hurts more than it should

lugal, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

It will be the best year of the rest of my life

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

no the NSA is

superduperenigma, in John Schneider:The best Top 10 Lesser-Known Facts about John Schneider

Where meme

pimento64, in A genius solution!

Brings back fond memories of moving into a house that still had a fuse box and discovering the one for the dryer was a screw.

Linssiili, in This happens every night

If I cannot fall asleep in 30 minutes or so, I “give up” and go lay on sofa and watch something low intesity from youtube (restoration channels are great for this. This removes most pressure to fall asleep, which often is enough to make it possible to fall asleep quicklyish. And if not, at least watching videos is more interesting that lying in dark room.

Note that you should either wear blue-light blocking glasses (not those barely tinted “computer glasses”, but those that are meant for blocking lasers), or use some software solution, in order to not disturb melatonin production. It’s a good idea to start doing this at least an hour before going to bed in order to allow melatonin to build-up.

Source: partner suffers from severe sleeping problems, and they have researched falling asleep extensively.

DrDrago, in Funds

Hobart represents!

buzz, in Goodbye Belarusian Sovereignty
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What a dumb fucking meme. When u border Russia u have no choice but to be in good working relations with them.
Cuz u get pretty much oil and gas way below market rate and Belarus economy is tied to Russian market pretty much 50% percents. With that high of a dependency you dont wanna fuck with your neighbor.
Now do the meme with NATO countries why dont u

Supervisor194, in title
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I return my cart if they have returns conveniently placed near where I am parked, but otherwise my feelings are well summed up by Zorg.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Zorg was an asshole, and his story about the broken glass is a fallacy. (Look up: ‘parable of the broken window’)

If it’s too inconvenient to return the cart after borrowing it from the store, then don’t borrow it.

Supervisor194, (edited )
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I didn’t borrow it, it was provided to me as a service for consideration. The consideration is the not-insignificant markup on all the food I bought from them.

The practical reality is you will never get 100% participation in cart returning and the store will therefore always need people to run the parking lot. They know this, I know this, everybody knows this. Since this is the reality, you pay for the employee to return your carts whether you politely return them or not. Or did you imagine that the grocery store provides carts for everyone out of their deep-seated sense of altruism?

criticon, in title

I’m curious? Do you also do this at Costco? The one I usually go only has two corrals and they are on the extreme sides of the parking lot, everybody leaves the carts between parking spaces. Abby other store I definitely put the cart in it’s place

Suavevillain, in It's cheaper is what it is
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It is all we have. 😭

moog, in Don't mind if I do

Cokes bad mkay

RQG, in Don't have to be presentable
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Most people who think of themselves as ugly aren’t nearly as ugly as they think imo.

Often they are average looking or slightly below average looking. And that’s only in regards to the conventional beauty standards. We just easily get a false sense of what normal people look like these days.

ThatFembyWho, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

Hey some of us still find time for orgies… some of us are paid to do so. And figs are always delicious.

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