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udon, in It's a problem

Would be a cool game mechanic to play with. Typical RPGs just assume you can go to bed, instantly fall asleep and get up at the correct time. What if your character had insomnia due to stress/trauma/…? Any game that does this?

Mannimarco, in Past my bedtime

Fireworks are way too loud to sleep 😞

iqwertyasdf,

Right? We have had them since around 20:30 all the way leading to midnight :/

qwertyWarlord, in They shipped him in from Italy

Chef Mike! Always coming in clutch for so many people 🥲

crsu, in Almost got me there Google!

“I’m not a cop you can trust me”

Graphine, in Oh, you guys want my opinion? Well...

“Right you are, Phil. I too agree it’s incredibly important we make the age of consent 16 in America.”

AgentGrimstone, in Taking for granted

It sucks but it’s true. These days, loyalty just means you’re easier to take for granted.

modifier, in Down Bad

The secret is to never have gone on Instagram in the first place.

harry_balzac,

The other half of the secret is to just join nsfw communities here to see them.

Psychodelic, in Times have changed

So people on lemmy are pretty fuckin old eh? Interesting…

tigeruppercut,

hey, some of us are merely kinda fuckin old

Ziglin,

I wouldn’t even consider myself that and I still mock people taking vertical pictures

Meowoem,

Yeah I know what you mean, it only seems like yesterday that that upstart Daguerre began with his gosh darn foolish portrait orientation photographs, of course we didn’t call them that then, we called 'em daguerreotypes…

ShadowRam, in Everything is shit now

What do you expect when you enshrine in law, that corporations are legally obligated to do everything they can increase profits.

Wardacus16, in Sisyphean

I’ve only been wearing glasses for a few months and only when I’m in front of a pc screen. How on earth does anyone keep them clean?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

I just rub mine on my shirt if there’s a smudge.

rockSlayer,

The inside part of your shirt around your waist is usually clean enough to just wipe your glasses clean without any cleaner. Rub in small circular motions until you get the entire lense

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I’ve found that denim does a rather good job. I actually have a couple cleaning cloths cut from old jeans, but I mostly just use the leg of whatever pair I’m wearing.

Lumilias,
@Lumilias@pawb.social avatar

I wouldn’t recommend that if you have any special coatings on the lenses. Basically anything but microfiber cloths will scratch the coating.

rockSlayer,

I have transition lenses, and can confirm that any scratches on transitions are super small and unnoticeable

Lumilias, (edited )
@Lumilias@pawb.social avatar

I made the mistake once of cleaning transitions lenses with a paper towel. Those scratches were not small or unnoticeable sadly. Since that experience, i strictly stick to microfiber.

M500,

I didn’t have transitional lenses, but I had the same set of lenses for like 10 years. I just used tissues and tshirt to clean them. I never had a problem with visibility, but around the sides, some coating was coming off, but I never noticed it while wearing these glasses.

dept,

my brain just learned to ignore smudges.

MooseLad,

The longer you wear them, the easier it is. I didn’t get glasses until I was over 20. I wasn’t used to them, so I would have to clean them about every hour. Now that I’ve been wearing them for the better part of ten years, I don’t even have to clean them every day.

son_named_bort, in How time flies

That means I don’t have to start my Christmas shopping for another 2 days.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I like the way you think!

XTornado,

I always like a good running all day store to store to find that last Turbo-Man just to finally remember you didn’t get anything for your wive.

GregorGizeh,

If you aren’t rushing from store to store in a last minute panic induced mixture of rage and disappointment in yourself for letting it come to this, is it even Christmas?

kofe,

For me it’s trying to get crochet projects done. I have two football coasters so far >.<

cosmicrookie, (edited ) in Goodbye Belarusian Sovereignty
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

The Cyprus conflict had been more fitting here. Belarus has been playing with fire all along. If they get burned it will be their own fault

uphillbothways, in Funds
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

And, they act like stadiums are going to"drive economic" activity instead of creating dead zones in cities.
You know what would guarantee increased economic activity?
People being able to easily get to jobs and shops.

IWantToFuckSpez,

Stadiums drive economic activity into city government officials pockets.

uphillbothways, (edited )
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Even then, only in a shortsighted, politically deceptive manner. Taxation driven by sales in a thriving hub with free transit also pads the budget. But, taxes are unpopular and people like sports teams and arena shows and overpriced shitty beverages. They give the bigger dopamine hit.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Is that an economic activity in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

MedicPigBabySaver,

Patriot Place @ Gillette Stadium is definitely not a “dead zone”.

balderdash9, (edited ) in Not even worth its time.

You looked at your nose when you read this post

spoilerYou just looked again, didn’t you?

Land_Strider,

No I didn’t. My brain is still chad, even if only in that regard.

metaStatic,

And now you're breathing manually.

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know that your tongue never rests normally in your mouth?

Jerkface,

Yes it does. I’ve created the optimal amount of suction between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that it hangs from it comfortably, like I imagine a bat would lay in a hammock.

GnomeKat,
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Jerkface,

This picture is upside down.

general_kitten, (edited )

i didnt, your black magic has no power over me

ares35, in This happens every night
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

risa is leaking

LufyCZ,

And it’s glorious

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Risa will never be contained.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s like trying to move a very large heavy mass of cockroaches and liquid food in a garbage bag across a parking lot by yourself

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