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ProfessorGumby, in The future is now
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Welcome to the future. Nothing works now! :D

rosymind,

This is not the future I envisioned as a kid

AI_toothbrush, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

They also tell you this nowadays. All my good teachers taught me the logic to solve problems and the ability to calculate small things fast because they knew they only had to optimize for me getting my phone out of my pocket.

Mac, in There's a difference

Frijoles>beans

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

Kase,

looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it

No, no this can’t be it!

galoisghost, in And now I'm concerned
@galoisghost@aussie.zone avatar

Humans. Every other evolutionary species was there only humans were missing. Why? We were being farmed.

Pratai, in Reach out and touch them

Memes are getting incredibly nitchy lately.

EndlessApollo, (edited )

Nitchy? I haven’t seen that word and I can’t tell from looking it up if this is some use I don’t understand or if it’s just a misspelling/pronunciation of niche

Total_Gusta, in Can't outsmart your teacher

I do. 😉

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

dangblingus, in This is great. You should try it.

You can’t eat a big bite of it. That’s a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

I am a blue cheese veteran and I would literally eat a big bite. it’s so good. gimme the mold

xuniL,

Cranberries are awesome with it

dangblingus,

Damnnn. I’m about to go get some stilton and cranberries right after work now.

ThePantser, in The joys of parenthood
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Your kid is Dr Phill?

li10,

Yours isn’t?

Cap, in California in a nutshell
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

I don't see the nutshell.

WhatsHerBucket,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because it’s IN the nutshell

DessertStorms,
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MeatsOfRage,

Was this gif ripped from a VCR?

A7thStone, in The rage is real

sudo !!

RubberElectrons, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

I remember finding this game in black and white on a 386 “laptop” that ran windows 3.1, bought for $5 at a thrift shop on a curious whim, back in 2006. Thing was more of a lugtop, easily 15lbs.

Not sure how but I accidentally found myself in this game.

ChillDude69,

I’m not sure what the most original version was, but the one the screenshot is from is called Gorillas, and it was included with Mircosoft Qbasic, on DOS. It was intended as an example program, to show what QBasic could do. I modded the crap out of it, to make the explosions bigger and weird colors, etc. Changed the gorillas to be all mutated and fucked up, etc. Good times.

aaaa,

I learned that if you made a building or the sun the same color as the gorillas, then hitting it killed the gorilla.

Seemed like such an odd way to detect hits to me.

Agent641, in Weapons of Gas Production

Libs would have you believe that America isn’t a monarchy.

PaupersSerenade, in Weapons of Gas Production
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

“The line between disorder and order lies in logistics Burger King.”

doctorcrimson, (edited ) in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’ve had people pissed off that I didn’t call my mother as Mom, they thought it was DiSResPeCtFUL. She has a name, it’s a respectable name, and when I called that name in a group or a crowd then she will know it’s me without panicking any nearby moms. Get over it, it’s none of your damn business!

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

found the momasboy

doctorcrimson,

Yeah I grew up with at least one parent, I’m sad to hear it isn’t the same for all of us and/or that some of you have no memories of your childhood.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

dude you arent even OP its a badjoke and not even directed at you. if it makes you feel better here is a link to c/buttercupz

doctorcrimson,

You replied to me, you didn’t comment on OP’s post. Missed the button?

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

maybe idk

corsicanguppy,

damn damned

doctorcrimson,

?

amio, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

Haven't watched any of them in a minute, but all I remember from the third and/or fourth was a kid with an RC car, and how it all seemed more like a bootleg version than a sequel.

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