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Osa-Eris-Xero512, in I just want it to stop

3 major economic crisis and a few dozen catestrophic events so far

timicin,
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fastandcurious, (edited ) in Personal space

Why does this make me sad? I ironically do actually prefer seating alone but something about this doesn’t feel right

TiKa444,

Maybe you prefer to block a second seat, when you sit on a two person bank. ^^

fastandcurious,

I actually think that it has more to do with the fact that i prefer to sit alone but i don’t straight up want to make sure that i don’t speak to any stranger ever again

But then again i don’t like too much socializing, ig my brain just doesn’t know what it wants

Acters,

You can just walk up to them and talk, but since they are sitting in one of these chairs, they likely will want a brief conversation and be left alone. Also, socializing in other places like a bar or in a park is not outlawed. Do try to be friendly and courteous. The best way to start a conversation is by introducing yourself. Then, hop into what you wanted to talk about. Maybe even try to start with a topic that can transition to your final goal. In the end, there is an intention behind every social interaction, and it can either be casual or formal. Maybe that is what you are desiring, for a known intention/goal to connect with others.

Octopus1348,
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Too much space between them.

GladiusB, in What a feeling
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I played music back in the day. Nothing huge but we played every weekend and were known in the area. I went into a guitar shop to check out a Jackson and thinking I might actually buy one because we were doing so well. They put me into the “special” room with a Messa Boogie half stack and I went off. Look down out the pick guard and I had shredded a pick all over it in dust. Not completely, just not brand new.

I looked up and some kid around 8 or 9 looks up and me and says “you’re awesome!”. Still my favorite music moment. Even better than seeing a mosh pit while on stage.

ininewcrow, in Personal space
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That one person who still comes up to you and asks if they can sit next to you

MonkeMischief, in Did someone say history memes?

“Any invention worthwhile should be obvious and self-documenting” – Peebeedeebus the Wiser

Steamymoomilk, in grandma's house

The pupper eate well.

aeronmelon, in Caesar always meant to learn

Caesar: “Et tu.”

Me: “Gesundheit.”

GrammatonCleric, in idontwanna
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

hard pass on whatever tf I’m supposed to do

Transporter_Room_3, in *Crickets*
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I like it that way.

If I log in and see 5+ I immediately think “oh god what could I have said now…”

Jackcooper,

+1 notification

balderdash9,
Nurse_Robot,
Eww, in toilet humour

Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

negativenull, (edited ) in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
@negativenull@startrek.website avatar

Wait until they require a quiz be taken to prove you watched the video. They could also stitch together the video with the ads, so it’s all a single video. They can make fast-forwarding videos impossible (to stop the sponsorblock stuff). Begun the Ad Wars have.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Didn’t YouTube literally do this with the question ads a few years ago? That’s when I decided I would NEVER be nice to advertisers. They’re selling my time for money, not giving me the money, and now they’re rude about it. 110% fuuuuuuck them.

QuinceDaPence,

I usually eithe rjust let the timer run out on those or submit bad data

MotoAsh,

Same, but the mere demand for attention was enough. Now, if I see an ad, I’ll make a script sit there and spend five minutes force-loading their pages to eat their bandwidth right back. They will lose money for every ad I see. Fuck them all.

deur,

Just so you know, they already lost money when you clicked on the ad.

MotoAsh,

I want them to lose a tangible amount. Showing me one ad will cost them the same as showing others hundreds of thousands.

byroon, (edited ) in Early bird

Scientists: humans have evolved to go to sleep later in the evening and wake up later in the morning during their teenage years. It’s hard to fall asleep earlier and even if they do the quality of their sleep will be less.
Morons commenting on this post: just go to sleep earlier

Thranduil, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Needing to ask your boss so he can ask his boss so he can ask his boss so he can verify if you can sharpen your pencil

Peppycito, in toilet humour

Get one of those non-slamming lids and it’s too easy to knock if down while flushing. It’s half closed as you leave the room.

geogle,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

Only downside is when you’re at a friend’s place and realize too late that they don’t have such an awesome amenity. You end up being the toilet slamming asshole, yet again.

rustyriffs,

I immediately imagined it being a heavy seat that gets slammed too XD

glibg10b,

I’m feeling déjà vu reading this comment

lseif, in Early bird

8 - 10 = -2

i see what u did there

MycoBro,

I see you went to public school. Learned yourself some maths, too. Nice.

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