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Psychodelic, in They have it ready to go

One sure can dream

lightnsfw, in They have it ready to go

I prefer the toad version.

Orbituary,
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Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great… But fucked.

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah! What’s this toad-free shit?

BobbyNevada,

That’s why I take toad Xtra! Now with more toad!

tslnox,

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

PsychedSy,

The bursar won’t like that.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

toad classic

MonkderZweite, in It's so peaceful

Depends entirely on the grass in use.

HurlingDurling,

I thought the meme was about that as well, but it’s about getting bitten by critters… mainly ticks

AngryCommieKender,

Vitamin B-12 wards off ticks, fleas, chiggers, and mosquitos. If you take an excess you’ll sweat it out, which masks the smell of your blood. Unfortunately it doesn’t work on bedbugs.

butiloveu,
AngryCommieKender,

I have no other explanation of how us kids managed to play in tall grass and woods all the time, and never get bug bites. We picked up the occasional tick, but it was the dogs that the insects went after, not us.

makuus, (edited ) in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

I’ve done this at Costco myself a number of times.

“Ah, I just need a bag of coffee and a thing of multivitamins. … Oh, we could use some smoked salmon. And, another bottle of Malbec. Maybe some frozen waffles… Ooh, they’re selling Amish-built sheds!”

And, then, I’m either manhandling half the store to the register, or I’m putting the stuff aside somewhere—looking a bit like one of those careless people who can’t be bothered to put stuff back—and making the walk of shame to get a cart.

Zellith, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

Ah. A Cheeseburgun.

kucing,

A burglock.

mrbubblesort,
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A Gloger

Blackout, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

I usually get the AR-15 pizza but the glockburger is always a good choice.

TurboDiesel,
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Those both sound like they’d be on the menu at Bobert’s restaurant. With a side of E Cole Slaw.

lud, in Just wash it right off

District heating wins yet again ;)

banana_meccanica, in Can confirm. Am ugly. Don't have girlfriend

Shrek change his life not because his will. He was forced to leave his swamp and then lucky he found the mostly friendly creatures, plus the only lady around that knows what is to be an ogre. So what we talking about?

Signtist,

He was forced out of his swamp, and discovered that the world had so much more for him to enjoy. He still goes back to his swamp at the end of the day, but with the understanding that he can leave and find other joys whenever he wants, which he does in subsequent movies. Fiona is the main reason he changed so much, yes, but he fell in love before knowing she was also an ogre. Even if she had been human, the story would be the same.

It’s basically the same as a guy living in a trashed apartment being forced by concerned friends to spend some time outside, and learning to live a more well-rounded life, while finding a partner with whom to share his type of lifestyle in the process.

banana_meccanica,

You are insane if you believe that the story would be same without Fiona as Ogre. Shrek is unique and in this fantasy cartoon he finds easly: 1.A job 2. Friends 3. another unique female perfect fit for him. In real life the guy who lives in trash will easily die alone in a routine of meanless with hardly half of this listed things.

Signtist,

I’ve said this before, so check my post history for the full story, but I personally went from a guy who basically lived in a trashed apartment to someone put-together enough to attract the girl who eventually became my wife. All you need is the strength to say “fuck it” and try to better yourself in spite of your complete lack of faith that it will change anything. You’ve gotta get out of your swamp to find your Fiona. As for friends and a job, I’ve found that being more put-together helps with those endeavors as well.

Fixbeat, in Skeletor is a doomer

Skeletor sure is expressive for a skull.

BitingChaos, in Bets on the next one?
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It’s clear they are morphing backwards into Cinemax.

Grass, in Bets on the next one?

Next musk will buy it and rename it x

postmateDumbass,

No, he will name it ‘p’ or ‘r’ depending if pornhub or redtube is his next favorite porn site.

‘X’ empties a big chamber in ‘autofill russian roulette’

Elon is covering his tracks.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Mux

wetnoodle, in Betrayal
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Man I signed that and now I sell weed (legally)

platypus_plumba,

Don’t you DARE smoke it though.

partial_accumen, in Aint no way I'm giving some website my real phone number

When Blizzard shut down Overwatch 1 they required a real phone number to transfer your items and log into Overwatch 2. Tried a Google Voice number, nope, they require your real phone number. There is never going to be a situation where I want Blizzard contacting me on my phone.

…and that is why when they finally turned off the Overwatch 1 servers, I stopped playing Overwatch at all.

renzev,

and that is why when they finally turned off the Overwatch 1 servers, I stopped playing Overwatch at all.

Based

Anticorp, in Just tired from putting up decorations

Well yeah, fish don’t ask you to pay for college.

Kiosade, in make smoking great again

Against WHICH cancer? Lung cancer? There are dozens of forms of cancer, one vaccine wouldn’t work for all of them.

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