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db2, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

So I can breathe in shit air while I remain stationary and burn to death. Yay?

rockSlayer, (edited )

If you need to do this, it’s literally a last resort. However, breathing fresh air is far better than breathing in smoke.

Pyr_Pressure,

I imagine most bathrooms have a window where you can stick the tube out instead, even if you can’t necessarily escape the fire from it.

rockSlayer,

This is only common in single family homes. As an example, my apartment has 1.5 bathrooms, the only windows are in the bedrooms.

JohnFoe,

Most hotels have fixed windows (in the US) that don’t open. The toilet is also in a zero window area typically.

I could see it as potentially life saving in that instance but sure wouldn’t be pleasant.

RustyWizard,

“Fresh” air. You’re breathing in the septic line.

Strykker,

Basically any recent septic line is setup with a fresh air vent. Yes it’s gonna stink like hell probably but there is an actual fresh air source in there

Pyr_Pressure,

Until the PVC pipe starts to melt and catch fire upstairs / in the attic

rockSlayer,

When you’re trapped in a fire, fresh air is relative

db2,

I’ll take my chances getting out, hard pass on the poo breathing.

rockSlayer,

I’m curious, what does “last resort” mean to you?

Tangent5280,

I hope not. I’d rather have you alive and retching than dead.

shneancy,

trying to escape is a good option when the fire is just starting. But when you’ve been trapped inside, can’t see, can’t breathe, with no way to leave - go breathe the poo air, and pray to whatever god there might be the firefighters get to you before something collapses on your head

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Reach out and touch them
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This is going to send me down a wikipedia rabbit hole, isn’t it?

grahamja,

On D day the USS Texas couldn’t physically elevate the guns any higher in their mounts to lob the shells at German positions as they retreated further from the ocean. So they intentionally took on water on one side of the ship, elevating the other side, and enabling the guns to shoot further.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

*due to being so old she lacked the elevation and range of the other ships also participating.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s amazing

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Tomorrow’s TIL by Picard Maneuver

can, (edited )
nossaquesapao, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

You don’t eat blue cheese because you don’t like the mold
I don’t eat blue cheese because I can’t afford it

We are not the same

XbSuper, in This is great. You should try it.

Are you also against penicillin? Because that’s just refined mold.

Blue cheese is the best, and I will fist fight anyone who says otherwise.

shuzuko,

I’m not against penicillin but it sure is against me

Fucker gave me horrible hives. Just rude, tbh.

Kase,

No offense to blue cheese, but I don’t know anybody who eats penicillin for the taste

Rockyrikoko,

Valid point

tigeruppercut,

You just need the right wine pairing

postmateDumbass,

Penicillin goes well with “my internal bacterial infection is hurting me again”

Threeme2189,

Yeah? Come at me Brie!

lambda, in toilet humour
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

mo_lave, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You must have the grill to get the girrl

dditty,

Lol I also immediately thought of BMW when I saw OP’s meme. The current M3/4’s buck teeth are atrocious and I will die on that hill.

afraid_of_zombies,

The Grill Singularity is Near

On sell for preorder now

jol, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Germans literally never think about this unless when travelling abroad.

nova_ad_vitum,

Some people say this is why Hitler ordered operation Barbarossa. Not smart people , but people.

jopepa, in Presidential fitness test

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

UnderpantsWeevil, in It's just a coffee
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

less than a cup of coffee

cup of coffee is now $12

🤕

VulKendov,

Well nintendo switch online is like $3.99 for a month or $20.00 for a year.

ulterno,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Cup of coffee here is $0.1203668386

erasebegin,

who is downvoting this? 😂 maybe they live in a poor country, or maybe they’re making an obscure joke. Why would people go past this comment and be like “nope, fuck this person”

ulterno, (edited )
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Maybe they just love Starbucks and don’t like that I quoted the “street” price instead of the Starbucks price.

– Which still comes out to be $8.4 for 2.

Prox,

Yeah but isn’t Netflix like $24/mo for the modern tier?

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve totally lost track, tbh.

CodyCannoli, in It can't be stopped

A lot of public infrastructure in the US (powerplants, waste management, etc.) runs off XP or older.

averagedrunk,

Not as prevalent these days, but a lot of EMR/EHR was built on XP. Some of those companies went out of business and the clinics using the software never upgraded because they couldn’t get the data out into another system.

Mr_Blott, in He's ready for anything

“In case they want round three, so we can waltz in years late and claim victory, then spend decades destabilising the planet for profit oooooeeeeeee”

Fades, (edited )

We get it, you have no fucking clue how wwii played out. Maybe you shouldn’t talk about shit you don’t understand

PP_BOY_, (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This kind of “America did nothing in WW2” rhetoric is almost as r-word’ed as “America soloed WW2.” You’re an idiot if you think America was “years late” and didn’t play a huge role in the European front. Not even to address the Pacific Theatre.

crashoverride,

Just say retarded, man.

Earthwormjim91,

Even prior to direct military entry, the US was providing mass amounts of aid to fight the Axis. We were giving the UK destroyers, arms, and ammunition immediately after the Nazi invasion of Poland, gave billions to China to help fight the Japanese invasion, and started arming the Soviet Union under the Lend-Lease as soon as Germany invaded them.

We also deployed to Iceland to take over the Brits’ post there so they could free up troops to the mainland.

Even ignoring the European front, which is stupid, the US was instrumental in the African front and neutralizing Italy.

But nah, the US kicking ass and stacking bodies on 3 different fronts wasn’t important to winning the war. Nope.

crashoverride,

Not to mention the Britain was actually winning the war when we entered it

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Likewise (related to aid) churning out liberty ships at the rate of 3 ships every other day to counter lost cargo ships was totally superfluous and not at all crucial for England.

nxdefiant,

Everyone knows both world wars were won by a single anthropomorphic 1911 pistol.

Apollo,

Selling the UK destroyers, arms, and ammunition.

Congress wasn’t so keen on taking a side until forced to.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar
Apollo,
PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Y-you’re telling me that America wasn’t willing to just give away billions of dollars in aid in the middle of the worst economic disaster in the county’s history???

Apollo,

Yes, exactly. Did you read the comment I originally replied to which claims the opposite?

chimasterflex,

Ok so I’m by far an expert on world wars but from I understand, America did play a rather isolationist position prior to pearl harbor. We can agree that politically America had some pull on things going on in Europe but they didn’t actively put boots on the ground until shit got really close. Giving others weapons to fight with is one thing. Sacrificing your own lives for the world is a different one

Rolder, (edited )

If it wasn’t for the supply shipments to Britain, they likely would have lost before things got close in the first place. Note it wasn’t just weapons but also food and medical supplies.

Edit: Also, the shipments were regularly attacked by German U-boats, so there absolutely was risk to American lives still.

Buffalox, (edited )

Yes WW2 started in 1939, and Pearl Harbor was in december 1941. So it took 2 years for USA to get involved. But USA was such a massive influence, because their industrial output was without comparison bigger than anything else in the world. It was bigger than Europe combined. USA was also a major factor in keeping the trans Atlantic traffic open, and defeating the German submarines. D-Day would have been impossible without USA, as USA was the biggest force. USA also suffered the most losses in operation overlord, with almost twice the casualties and killed as UK. All that is apart from doing by far the most in the effort against Japan.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Overlord

It’s denigrating to the American effort to call that waltzing in.

Dagwood222,

Some people would say that WW2 started when Japan invaded China.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_during_World_War_II

Buffalox,

Maybe, but the traditional view is 1939.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II

Dagwood222,

Funny how different countries have different traditions.

Buffalox,

I’ve always just seen 1939 as the beginning of WW2, and I’ve never seen it questioned since I learned about it in school in the 70’s. But maybe it’s seen different in Asia. And yes we also learned about the truce that was forced on the Germans, so that’s been taken into account all along. It’s still WWI and WW2, not WWI 1914-1945.

Dagwood222,

If you want an interesting novel, try ‘Night Soldiers’ by Alan Furst. Young Bulgarian boy is killed by local fascists. His brother is then recruited by the Russians to be a spy. He’s sent to Spain to help fight Franco. Enjoy.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Some would say 1935, with the invasion of Ethiopia. There’s also a large body of historians who view WW1 and WW2 as being a single event. To sort of piggy-back off my above reply, the idea that WW2 “began” in 1939 is as Anglocentric as Americans thinking it started in 1941.

Dagwood222,

Supposedly, Foch said the WW1 Armistice wasn’t peace, it was a 20 year truce.

rockSlayer,

The US Merchant Marines were sinking German U-boats nearly a year before the US declared war.

PP_BOY_, (edited )
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

America did play a rather isolationist position prior to pearl harbor.

Britain did play a rather isolationist position prior to the invasion of Poland. It’s just a feature of diplomacy to avoid armed conflict at all costs. Kind of like when Britain secured “peace for our time” by offering Czechoslovakia to Hitler as a Sacrificial Lamb..

they didn’t actively put boots on the ground until shit got really close.

False comparison. There was no alternative to “boots on the ground” for the European Allies when the war happened in their backyard, but there was certainly an alternative to the U.S. offering a quarter-trillion dollars (adjusted) in aid to Europe.

corsicanguppy,

Yeah they wanted the UK to give it all its patents first. They got paid off.

RatoGBM,

I lived in Russia, and in History class I was taught that Stalin singlehandedly showed up to save those poor helpless Europeans from bloody nazis, because it was the right thing to do.

When I loved in Europe, it were the Jewish partisans who won WW2 through brain drain on Germany, and the stupid Nazis killed themselves.

In the US I found out that the thing in Europe was typical Medieval European Kingdoms in a fight, and the real high-tech stuff was in the Pacific.

Now as a programmer, I know who truly won WW2: it was our legendary bro Alan all along.

andthenthreemore,

WW2 was won with British Intelligence, American steel and Russian blood.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Unfair to Ukrainians, Belorussians and baltic countries!

Dagwood222,

If you haven’t read it, ‘Cryptonomicon’ by Neal Stephenson sounds like it would be your kind of book. The story alternates between the grandfather, who helped protect the Enigma secret from the Nazis, to the grandson, who is trying to start an online bank. There is hidden treasure, heroic US Marines, mysterious wizards, and tooth extractions.

meant2live218,

Is the cryptonomicon referencing actual cryptography, or cryptocurrency nonsense? The Enigma is cryptography, but the online bank thing makes me think it’ll touch the cryptocurrency stuff.

Dagwood222,

The book came out around 1998, so it might have invented the idea of cryptocurrency.

After I read it, I discussed it with another fellow. He told me that he’d shown one passage to his wife, an astrophysics student. She showed it to her professor, who told her that this was advanced math.

Try it for yourself.

_number8_, in They're still good

fr fr i feel like such a horrible loser whenever i throw out groceries, esp produce. how do people plan their lives out perfectly such that it seems like this never happens to a proper adult

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I end up structuring my diet based on what spoils first, so I check what I have available and generally eat what is most likely to spoil first. It gets tricky when I buy too many groceries all at once.

Feirdro,

I think it does. No one ever admits to it though, and they don’t let it affect their self esteem.

It’s a trick that I’m still learning

veloxization,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

I make a meal plan for every week and only buy ingredients I need for those meals. Saves me money by having me buy only the things I definitely need, and time by having to make only a single trip to the grocery store each week.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I know this sounds super obvious but in the past year I’ve finally realized I can freeze things. I mean I used to freeze things too but not nearly as liberally as I do now. Now whenever I have too much of anything my first question is does it freeze well? It turns out a lot of things freeze well. Most recently I’ve been freezing jalapeños because I dont use them often enough when I buy them.

AlecSadler,

I really wish half loaves of bread were more common.

Tikiporch,

Lewis makes half loafs around here, check Walmart or other big grocers.

XEAL,

Wash and freeze some raw potatoes if you can

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Just pick 7-10 daily meals you intend to make on your own and buy only what it takes to make those things. I never throw food out, but only because I only buy what I know my family will eat. Then every 1-1 5 weeks I buy that again.

MentalEdge, (edited )
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

I cheat. I only buy stuff the minute before I actually want or need it, but this only works when you live a 30 second walk from a grocery store.

At that point, why bring stuff into my fridge for me to plan around, when I can treat the grocer like it’s my fridge? Time to cook? Takes me 10 minutes to come back with exactly what I need, and then I instantly use it. Doesn’t even go into the fridge.

Also, potatoes last longer than you might think. They are still fine to eat for several days after they sprout. Just break the sprouts off and prepare them like normal. Because of this they are one of the few things I keep in my fridge all the time.

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Picard forgot a stage
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s not January yet! Maybe I’ll diet between now and then…

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I’ve been dieting for 3 weeks since Christmas

Buffaloaf,

Same. Not a healthy diet, but a diet none the less.

supercriticalcheese,

I did that as well, diet of mostly cheese though

OrteilGenou,

That’s confusing

Nougat, in Calm down there, edgelord

Call of the void. My understanding is that it's your brain inventing risky scenarios so that you can shrink from them in revulsion, as practice for "don't do that."

Pharmacokinetics, (edited )
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Brain: Dont drive off that cliff!
Me: Heueheuehe sharp left turn

CorrodedCranium, (edited ) in Utterly insane
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Here is a Darknet Diaries episode about it where Garry Bowser talks about that and his history of modding devices and Team Executer

Pretty interesting if you have an hour and a half to kill.

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