ComradePorkRoll,

I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I think you’re expecting some women to show up and argue with you like this is drive time FM radio with Wacky Bob the DJ but all you’re going to get is dudes trying to act like they won because they get mad at the word hygiene and piss on the seat when they leave just to spite you.

Yes, when they leave. They won’t put the lid down without a gun to their heads, but they’ll hold one last bit of tinkle just for you.

This joke needs a more appropriate venue, is what I’m saying . Nobody here actually cares about the subject.

ShittyEdits,
kworpy,

Yes I always leave it closed if it has a tank

lambda,
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I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

June,

You also are allowed to flush when you put the toilet seat down, as is evidenced in the diagram.

Branch_Ranch,

Chair height, elongated bowl for the win.

dangblingus,

Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.

XbSuper,

Not humour, just facts.

Gabu,

I truly don’t understand how this is a thing at all… Takes less than a second to open the lid, why would you not close it by default?

Caesium,

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

tiredofsametab,

They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P

Though 100% on closing the lid.

Varyk,

This is how I needed this dilemma explained to me.

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