XbSuper,

Not humour, just facts.

dangblingus,

Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.

Branch_Ranch,

Chair height, elongated bowl for the win.

June,

You also are allowed to flush when you put the toilet seat down, as is evidenced in the diagram.

lambda,
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

SnipingNinja,

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

d3m0nr4v3r,

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  • Zacryon,

    May I interest you in a (not toilet) paper I skimmed back when Covid was still a bigger issue? doi.org/10.1063/5.0013318

    In another, newer, paper (again, not the toilet kind of paper) I just found, researchers basically used lasers to see and analyze the spread of aerosol plumes after flushing: doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-24686-5

    VulKendov,

    I am not interested in your (not toilet) papers. I’ve been doing fine so far and I believe that the health benefit is negligible and does not outweigh the impact on my quality of life.

    In other words sometimes ignorance is bliss and knowledge can be a curse, I’m not trying to be a neat freak germaphobe.

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Ignorance won’t save you when that one lucky e coli lands on your toothbrush at just the right time. My parents survived leaded gas just fine, doesn’t mean that shit’s safe.

    MeaanBeaan,

    Seriously. Is this guy just like openly pro-poop? Cause it really sounds like he’s trying to spread some poopraganda.

    I’ll see myself out.

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Coproganda

    Zacryon,

    Well, you might be doing fine so far. How about others who walk into your poop-plumes? Hygiene is not always only beneficial for yourself. Some easy to implement practises can go a long way. I think it’s a similar story to how we (should) regularly wash our hands, wash vegetables and fruits before eating and so on.

    Eww,

    Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

    NoSpiritAnimal,
    @NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

    Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

    Zacryon,
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    HiddenLayer5,
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Look at this plebian making contact with the toilet when shitting. What’s wrong, not enough thigh strength?

    /s

    Kase,

    What if you need to sit? I’m gonna guess this is a joke

    occhionaut,

    Free kegels!!

    HiddenLayer5, (edited )
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

    Especially common for public bathrooms in Asia and parts of Europe, specifically because there is no direct skin contact which reduces risk of infection. There are also claims that you poop easier squatting than sitting.

    kworpy,

    Yes I always leave it closed if it has a tank

    ShittyEdits,
    jayrodtheoldbod,

    I think you’re expecting some women to show up and argue with you like this is drive time FM radio with Wacky Bob the DJ but all you’re going to get is dudes trying to act like they won because they get mad at the word hygiene and piss on the seat when they leave just to spite you.

    Yes, when they leave. They won’t put the lid down without a gun to their heads, but they’ll hold one last bit of tinkle just for you.

    This joke needs a more appropriate venue, is what I’m saying . Nobody here actually cares about the subject.

    ComradePorkRoll,

    I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.

    Grass,

    Everyone else dribbles all over the seat and doesn’t clean it so I leave it up.

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