June,

You also are allowed to flush when you put the toilet seat down, as is evidenced in the diagram.

Varyk,

This is how I needed this dilemma explained to me.

NoSpiritAnimal,
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Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

Zacryon,
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HiddenLayer5,
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Look at this plebian making contact with the toilet when shitting. What’s wrong, not enough thigh strength?

/s

Kase,

What if you need to sit? I’m gonna guess this is a joke

occhionaut,

Free kegels!!

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet

Especially common for public bathrooms in Asia and parts of Europe, specifically because there is no direct skin contact which reduces risk of infection. There are also claims that you poop easier squatting than sitting.

ShittyEdits,
Taleya,

Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

OmenAtom,

Not at all what the meme is talking about

BugFinder,

The meme is making it look like seat down is presumptuous, which it is not. It has the least effort vs hygiene trade-off, since sitting to pee is much more hygienic.

OmenAtom,

The point the meme is making is that the lid should be closed. It equally derides both seat up and seat down

Kase,

I agree, and I propose a second reason: it is too easy (for my dumb self, at least) to not realize the seat is up, try to sit down, and go for an unexpected swim

Branch_Ranch,

Chair height, elongated bowl for the win.

Z4rK,

I usually close it afterwards, unless I did a stinky - then I’ll leave it open to throw off suspicion.

rustyriffs,
tiredofsametab,

They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P

Though 100% on closing the lid.

ComradePorkRoll,

I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.

dangblingus,

Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.

vox,
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my toilet in rented apartment doesn’t have a lid

Triple_B,

You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.

OrteilGenou,

Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush

Grass,

Everyone else dribbles all over the seat and doesn’t clean it so I leave it up.

jayrodtheoldbod,

I think you’re expecting some women to show up and argue with you like this is drive time FM radio with Wacky Bob the DJ but all you’re going to get is dudes trying to act like they won because they get mad at the word hygiene and piss on the seat when they leave just to spite you.

Yes, when they leave. They won’t put the lid down without a gun to their heads, but they’ll hold one last bit of tinkle just for you.

This joke needs a more appropriate venue, is what I’m saying . Nobody here actually cares about the subject.

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