ExfilBravo,

Pro tip for ramen with a packet of seasoning. Only use like 1/4 of that seasoning. It will still taste awesome and you wont feel like shit after you eat it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And add a dash of sesame oil

SRo,

That’s the opposite of a pro tip. Guess you are one of those people who water down coffee.

LotrOrc,

Guys don’t do this

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Aye you taking about hot seasoning? We do this is we’re not wanting it too hot. It’s also great keeping the left over seasoning for other meals.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

Jyrdano,

The future as imagined 30 years ago.

Agent641,

The correct future. Not this corpro-dystopian bullshit

Aqarius,

Back when it was something to look forward to

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I sincerely hope people aren’t still smoking cigarettes in 500 years.

sturmblast,

Humanity will always find a way to harm itself.

LotrOrc,

Let people drink/smoke

Obviously don’t let people drive drunk and have specific areas for smokers in public places

But if you’re chilling at your house or apartment and want to smoke one outside that shouldn’t be illegal

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not stopping anyone from smoking. I just hope people have given up such a dangerous and stupid habit by the 26th century.

LotrOrc,

Do you think they should give up drinking as well?

Two things humans have been doing as a species for over 5 thousand years?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you really arguing in favor of smoking cigarettes?

LotrOrc,

No I’m saying it should be people’s choice whether or not they want to

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And no one said otherwise.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.

Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

tigeruppercut,

self heating ramen

wat??

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar
x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

lemmy.world/…/1324c52c-e802-46cb-8f04-aeeeaf0a3d2…

Just pasting the link here because it won’t load for me

tigeruppercut,

Ah I remember that scene-- I just didn’t think it was cheap enough to actually make sense to use in the real world. I wonder where they’re sold bc I don’t think I’ve run across one in the wild.

bruhduh, (edited )
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

The are existing self heating ramens by using the same tech USA army warms their MRE “just add water” no matter temperature

Sunfoil,

Exothermic chemical reaction heats the food, like modern military MREs

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a thing, I just looked it up

tigeruppercut,

I just don’t know where you find it. I’ve been in Japan for years and never run across it.

nodsocket,

I don’t know why anyone would choose ramen as a poverty meal. Beans cost about the same and are far more nutritious.

sturmblast,

Because it’s easier to make, easy to clean up, and NOODLES!

nodsocket,

How to make bean

  1. open can
  2. heat
  3. profit
OneWomanCreamTeam,

Where I live dried beans are usually about on par with ramen, but not canned beans.

DahGangalang,

Wait, you’re saying you can get the same “nutrition to cost” value out of wet beans? I assumed you meant dry beans (and this would need to soak and actually cook them).

This might just be location specific, but wet beans are much more expensive (in terms of calories per dollar) compared to ramen every where I’ve seen (lived in South West and Mid Atlantic of US).

Are you saying that’s not the case where you’re at?

lud,

Taste?

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Depends on the beans. Some taste really good on their own, others are very bland.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Beans + Ramen packet = 🤯

sturmblast,

How to make Ramen

  1. Heat Water
  2. Add ramen
  3. Profit
shinratdr,
@shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

Good thing I’m a nutrient consuming robot who just needs fuel to power my circuits and not a human who has to taste things.

Frankly I don’t know why the grocery store has anything other than just beans. It would save so much time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe they don’t like beans. I don’t generally like beans unless they’re in something else.

GardeningSadhu,

I generally don’t like beans unless they are something else

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not even in Mexican food?

GardeningSadhu,

i can live with it, but i’d prefer it just be more meat or rice

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Different people have different tastes, as they say. I do not like beans in general, but I am fine with refried beans and black beans in Mexican food and beans in chili. And I guess if chick peas count as a bean, since they’re also called garbanzo beans, I enjoy hummus and falafel. But like a side of lima beans or whatever? Bleah. And green beans are just disgusting to me.

Cethin,

One of my favorite meals is beans, sausage, and rice with some hot sauce mixed in. It’s such a nice comfort food, and it’s incredibly cheap and pretty nutritious.

Saltblue, (edited )

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Nalivai,

You still need to cook it. It can’t beat pouring hot water into a container in terms of simplicity

Saltblue,

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Nalivai,

That’s the problem with any monodiet, yes. Thankfully, even the most poor student and a depressed adult can afford an apple once in a while

cordlesslamp,

do you have any noob-friendly recipes for beans? More specifically, some western style (US or Europe)?

tweeks,

Tomato soup with kidney beans can make it way more filling and gives the taste more body. Other less-western combinations with tomato work as well; like rice / beans, some sweet pepper, onion / tomato mixed sauce (perhaps even add apple or banana).

Otherwise stuff like Burritos and Chili recipes are always great.

cordlesslamp,

Thanks, I want something that’s like 90% beans, not just something that have beans in it like burrito and chili. Like those “English breakfast” beans in red sauce.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

But actually though. Spicy Red beans and rice is delicious, black bean burgers, anything with chick peas like hummus wraps or chick pea fritters, vegetable tacos and burritos with black beans… there are loads of things.

I very much like red beans and rice when it’s particularly spicy. Can add some sausage for heartiness too

Ataraxia,

Ground beef and flour. If I weren’t allergic to wheat and all carbs didn’t give me diarrhea then i could make a million meals out of those.

Sorgan71,

because beans dont taste good

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Because beans don’t offer as good nutrition compared to instant ramen

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

College students

Also depressed 30-odd year olds who’ve been eating it for 20. Fucking. Years.

Im tired.

Wrench,

Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.

Through very little effort, you’ve leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Through very little effort

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

garbagebagel,

Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort

kraftpudding,

Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There’s always bread.

sturmblast,

Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.

ILikeBoobies,

Meal prep

garbagebagel,

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

kraftpudding,

Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so… no.

GBU_28,

Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.

Techmaster,

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

GBU_28,

Know what’s even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.

Rodeo,

Simply not eating until you expire.

Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.

TheOakTree,

Congrats, now u can afford a house!

Wait, no…

TheSaneWriter, (edited )
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Death is actually very expensive, it’s just not the dead person that foots the bill.

GBU_28,

Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost

TheOakTree,

Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.

Slovene,

You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ

bratosch,

You doing okay bud?

ILikeBoobies,

He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Nope. But thanks <3

Wrench,

I visited some friends in Japan. On my way out, one gave me a couple premium looking bowls of instant Ramen.

I was like “oh hey, thanks, but that takes up a lot of space. I don’t have room in my luggage”

He just said “for airport” and it was all clear. I ate like a champ!

polle,

How did you get hot water at the airport?

trashgirlfriend,

Probably a convenience store at the airport?

Nasan,

Last time I passed through Taipei they had a water dispenser by the restrooms that had options for searing hot and “cold” water (it was lukewarm at best). I’d imagine Japan would have something similar.

Unforeseen,

Some of the premium ones are self heating so you just can add bottled water

MycelialMass,

Wtf for real? Why don’t we have those?

Norgur,

Ramen... How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

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  • Streetdog,

    Lots of fat in instant noodles.

    Perfide,

    Pure carbs.

    LaVacaMariposa,

    Try adding some eggs and veggies and you’ll be full for a lot longer

    Norgur,

    Yeah, but I could eat eggs and veggies at that point. You know, for half the cheap-ass fat-content

    cyborganism,

    What’s your favorite instant ramen?

    Mine has to be Nissin Raoh. It’s so god damn delicious. It’s the closest thing to a real Japanese ramen shop experience.

    Maultasche,

    I really like Hikari Miso.

    guyrocket,
    @guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

    That looks great, I'll have to try it.
    My faves are nong shin: Red and Black
    I think black is probably similar to your Raoh.

    cyborganism,

    I’ve had it and it’s not the same. I recommend you try the Raoh. It’s a true Japanese tonkotsu broth. Or as true as you can get in an instant ramen anyway.

    Sterile_Technique, (edited )
    @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

    Indomie. This stuff cooks up more like a lo mein than the normal instant ramen (noodles floating in broth), but if you want to try something different:

    www.amazon.com/…/B000VSDCH4

    Barbeque Chicken is the good one (it’s like Korean BBQ)

    Comes with 3 separate sauce packs, dry seasoning, and fried onion - boil the noodles, strain all the water out, mix all the packets together except the onion, then add them to the noodles. Mix the onion in right before serving (it’ll get squishy otherwise).

    Add meat/veggies/egg if you’re feeling fancy.

    By far the best instant ramen I’ve found.

    cyborganism,

    Oh yeah. That sounds delish!

    Rbon,
    @Rbon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    The Cup Noodles stir fry line has been my favorite recently. It’s not anything fancy, but I like how you don’t end up with a broth when you’re done with the noodles.

    cyborganism,

    Ooooh those look very yummy

    TheOakTree, (edited )

    Shin Black is a treat for me, but I’m usually rocking Jin Spicy.

    Lately I’ve been having Paldo Spicy Kokomen ramen, it’s clean tasting and lovely with some green onion and egg.

    EDIT: Honorable mentions

    • Nongshim Mupama (spicy hearty veg)
    • Nongshim Neoguri (spicy seafood udon style)
    • Samyang Nagasaki ramen (spicy seafood, white)
    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Um… oriental flavor?

    x4740N,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar
    Littleborat,

    I also prevent my starvation with them so I do not see the difference.

    Poem_for_your_sprog,

    Instant udon best.

    Neato,
    @Neato@kbin.social avatar

    I know this is memes, but instant noodles weren't invented to prevent starvation. On launch they were actually many times more expensive than fresh noodles.

    https://youtu.be/S2CD3bIBaY0?si=OPauMATbrc4Qab9w

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Probably the highest Nobel prizes to calories consumed if any food

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