wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s 2023 my dude.

otter,

Um. Next year isn’t 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

The meme scientist was so concerned whether or not they COULD post a meme

They forgot to stop and ask if they should post this one

milicent_bystandr,

Yes it is. Have you been sleeping for a year? We all thought you were just pretending, but you lay in that bed snoring the whole of 2024.

Wake up, otter! Stop d0zing through entire years! 2025 starts tomorrow! Don’t trust your phone, NTP glitched while you were asleep and it’s also wrong!!

otter,

Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.

milicent_bystandr,

Isn’t she? She seemed so nice…

anonymouse,

My favorite podcast told me it would heal my mental illness.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Classic shit post engagement … post an obvious error, mistake or controversial opinion and watch everyone dance for you.

ReiRose,

O-<- / -<

Hyperreality,

Have you tried "kill the poor"?

Sentrovasi, (edited )

I'm not saying do it, I'm saying run it through the computer and see whether it would work.

bobs_monkey,

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive

AA5B, (edited )

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn’t support them staying alive continued begging and wasting precious resources that should be mine.

Ftfy

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Slice and dice is the conservative way

SGG,

Turns out homeless people drink much more milk than expected, or are somehow getting their hands on calcium supplements, their bones are far less brittle than expected and keep dulling out the blades.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Mango,
albert180, (edited )

They first have to quit the international human rights agreements before they are allowed to cut people in Halves. Give them a break!

mkwt,

That is a wildly morbid slogan.

Z3k3,

Yep that’s the tories for you. And why I can’t understand why people who vote for them can argue I want this 1 policy buy hate the 200 policies so I’m going yo pretend the 200 does not exist

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

One that resulted in FIVE Jurrasic Parks!

Ilovethebomb,

It’s a parody, not a genuine slogan.

mkwt,

That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.

masquenox,

Wouldn’t that actually double the amount of homeless people?

mossy_,

They’re not friggin planarians

Potatos_are_not_friends,

At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn’t know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.

But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.

Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.

mossy_,

Friend, you’re not a moron just cause you didn’t know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎

NoIWontPickaName,

The really weird part is that I actually did know.

What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.

AA5B, (edited )

Many of us did know from like Middle or High school or some part of our education, but who would have thought you need to think about school to understand Lemmy

NoIWontPickaName, (edited )

It’s called the wolverine effect, I can’t remember where I learned that ironically.

We all know what a wolverine is, but can you tell me where you learned it from?

It probably has a fancy name like “memory source origin amnesia” or something, but it basically goes along the lines of your brain not remembering where you learned something, you just remember the thing.

It’s why propaganda is so effective even on people looking for it.

mossy_,

Are you the alt domain for the person I was talking to or someone random injecting themself in the conversation? Either way I’m happy you acquired knowledge at some point in the past

Buddahriffic,

I’d love to help you with your question, but I have no idea.

mossy_,

Thank you for trying. Frankly, what would an internet forum be without random interjections from persons with no stake in a conversation.

NoIWontPickaName,

Just a random, opining on random esoteric knowledge gaining.

lurch,

Only for a very short time

AeonFelis,

Bet they’ll still sell them at full price.

AA5B,

Maybe it’ll double the number of homeless but the amount will stay the same

root_beer,

it’s going messily, op

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Finally a realistic solution to end homelessness /s

SuckMyWang,

Do you have to be homeless to volunteer?

AA5B,

Service Guarantees Citizenship

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

AA5B, (edited )

But that’s more expensive. Cutting them in half now, saves money, and isn’t that what’s important?

AeonFelis,

That’s a good idea, actually. That way, they could sleep on these benches with the armrest in the middle.

possiblylinux127, (edited )

How did someone think this sign was a good idea

gmtom,

It’s an edit mate

possiblylinux127,

Yeah I deleted the last bit

milicent_bystandr,

How did someone think this sign was a good idea

It was written by an immigrant with a low IELTS score. That’s why they sent him to Rwanda straight after.

possiblylinux127,

Yeah that last bit was irrelevant

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