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lowleveldata, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Why am I not allowed to login to 2 GitHub remote at the same time? Answer me Microsoft

OsrsNeedsF2P, in Release notes of an open source app. Someone is pretty mad at Canonical for Snap

Canonical could have done a lot better with the explanation message here. The idea is to push apps towards XDG compliance and the use of things like Portals.

That said, unlike Wayland, portals really aren’t there yet from a UX perspective, especially for an app that is heavy on file transfers.I prefer what Flathub does where it puts a nice green checker beside your app for XDG compliance - it’s an encouragement, but not an enforcement.

mariusafa, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Git cli powerfull af only us git cli

CmdrKeen, (edited ) in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@CmdrKeen@lemmy.today avatar

GitLens?

GitHub Desktop is literally “Baby’s first git GUI”.

catastrophicblues, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

Oh god I feel so called out. I wish I paid more attention to my commit messages but I’m usually too busy fixing the directory structure and refactoring. Sigh.

pkill, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

gitui

cabhan, in Rust's static linter is called "Clippy" for a reason.

I wish this was exaggerated, but it isn’t at all. Every time I try to learn Haskell, I end up in some tutorial: “You know how you sometimes need to represent eigenvectors in an n-dimensional plane with isotonically theoretical pulsarfunctions? Haskell types make that easy!”

outdated_belated, in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

tig

skydivekingair, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

In Artillery you call it bracketing/straddling.

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Binary boom

mosiacmango,

It’s called bracketing in electrical engineering as well for troubleshooting.

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

“Hmm still no magic smoke, double the current will you Jeeves?”

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

Fried electronics have such a unique "“oh fuck” smell

merc,

The smell of the magic smoke that gets released from the electronics, preventing them from working.

CynicRaven,

Called half splitting in troubleshooting terms when I was in the Navy.

ErrorF002,

Half split bracketing was the term I learned in aviation electronic school in the Navy.

sfbing,

That’s an analogy that might appeal to the LE types.

DroneRights, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

I was in exactly this situation. My bike was stolen, there was CCTV, they said it would take hours to go through the time during which it was stolen.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Can I have a copy of the recording?”

DroneRights,

That’s what I said, and they said no

DarkThoughts, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

That's how I look for broken mods too. Move half of them into a temp folder, launch the game. If it works, put half of the sorted out ones back. if it doesn't work, remove another half and try again.

Weirdfish,

This is all fine and good till it’s a conflict between two specific mods. Damn you FO4 on PS4, why you gotta be like that?

DarkThoughts, (edited )

You would still at least figure out one of the conflicting mods and could look for updates / further information about conflicts.
Edit: On PC that is.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Then it’s even easier, just remove one of them

Shyfer,

You can put mods on the PS4?

Blamemeta,

A very limited amount.

SmoothLiquidation,

Just enough so that you could get a conflict between two of them.

ezures, (edited )

Bethesda made mod workshop worked on the consoles, so you could share the pc made mods.

Small setback that it didn’t support script extender, so it was quite limited. Still better than no modding tho.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

To add to your answer, Skyrim also supports mods on PS4/5 and there are even a couple really useful ones. Stuff like the Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch exists, for example.

Weirdfish,

I have had a much better time w Skyrim mods than FO4 on the PS4 as far as stability goes.

Weirdfish,

I only have it on PS4, and yes there are lots of mods in the workshop. There are obviously limitations.

Every few months I try installing various mods to make what I want out of it, darker nights, flashlight mod, weapon and armour changes for a more hard core experience, etc, and end up with 15 or so mods installed.

Start a new hardcore mode, get just about past diamond city, and the game invariably starts crashing.

No idea which one or ones are causing the issue, and in the end I get annoyed and go play something else.

Haus,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

When I want to see a broken mod, I just surf over to Reddit.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah, pretty great in my minecraft modding experience

EvolvedTurtle,

I was looking for this specific comment lmao

MonkderZweite,

Btw, this is why i have given up on Early Access on Steam; can’t disable updates and have to fix your 100 mods then.

DarkThoughts,

I love Steam, but the fact that you cannot permanently disable auto updates for specific titles is definitely infuriating.

paul, in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

do git commit -v and then just summarize the diff you have in your editor in a human readable form.

Elon_Musk, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
@Elon_Musk@hexbear.net avatar

What are we supposed to believe this is some sort of magical VCR?

psud,

Most security cameras record mpegs to hard drives

frezik, in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

I’m a little surprised the police didn’t already know about that method. Seems like they’d encounter enough CCTV footage that’d it’d be standard training.

I once again overestimate the training levels of the police.

Laticauda,

I imagine it’s utilized in more “serious” investigations and they just can’t be arsed for theft.

fox,

For sure they know, it’s just cops are lazy and aren’t paid to solve crimes

BowtiesAreCool,

It’s a somewhat narrow situation. You won’t always have the object of interest in plain view of a camera. What if it’s behind a door? Well now you do have to scrub through all the footage

roofuskit,
@roofuskit@lemmy.world avatar

In the US most their training involves how to be more aggressive veiled as training to be assertive.

rockSlayer,

They probably do know. They just aren’t meant for protecting your personal property

tiramichu, (edited )

Right.

What they really want to say is “We aren’t interested in investigating your personal theft. Things get stolen all the time and we really can’t be bothered. You are not important to us.”

But they can’t say that, so they instead throw out some excuse that puts the onus back on the other person.

DragonTypeWyvern,

You dont quite understand.

They aren’t here to protect your property.

Or you, really.

Not unless you have a couple million in assets, then all of a sudden it’s all hands on deck, let’s get this bicycle back.

Rediphile, (edited )

They can, and do, say that.

Edit: just without the you’re not important to us part.

Cannacheques,

And Detective Conan Doyle O’Brien really did just let his bro fuck around and watch porn and even bring a stripper into the station during footage reviewing hours. Of course, Stuart was quite shocked to hear he was not invited to the stag do later that weekend

SkepticalButOpenMinded, (edited )

I dunno. “Don’t attribute to malice that which can be sufficiently explained by stupidity.” I can totally believe that the average police officer has not thought this through. “5 hours of footage! We don’t have 5 hours to look for one bike.”

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar

“Don’t attribute to malice that which can be sufficiently explained by stupidity.”

baseless_discourse, in Rust's static linter is called "Clippy" for a reason.

Every monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors, it is literally the definition of monad. But what do you expect from clippy…

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