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FlyingSquid, in Trek Club
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They’re not big fans of ‘infinite diversity in infinite combinations’ either.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Well, basically you have 3 types of people. Humans. Painted humans, and humans with prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

Then you have SFX aka gods.

jawa21, in Nothing good
ummthatguy,
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“Um, yeah. I’m gonna need you to seek glory Sunday as well, so we can sort of play catch up.”

ininewcrow, (edited )
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Zorque,

I'd say make it Worf and a Mek'leth, maybe throw mirror Bareil in the background

Norgur, (edited )

And my axe!

  • Starfleet-Commander Gimli, senior Patronus Officer, X-303 Prometheus
xkforce, in Just a little bit

This guy wiped out an entire race with a thought and your plan is to do what exactly?

KevonLooney,

It’s like that scene in “The Dark Knight”

Lucius Fox : Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

[Reese’s face falls and Fox smiles]

Lucius Fox : Good luck.

RizzRustbolt,

Fiesta!

Anticorp,

With a thought, because he was pissed off, and Wesley’s big brain idea is to fuck with him. Picard had the wisdom to shrug and go “whatcha gonna do?”

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Me personally? I’m going to back away slowly without giving him my name.

Kolanaki,
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I’m sure Picard could get a hold of Q and make a deal.

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

Q would have said,

“Oh the Husnock? Horrible, simply horrible species. Good riddance. Did you ask me here to give Uxbridge a medal or something? Because he certainly doesn’t deserve it! Why I’ve already genocided three species this morning and didn’t even get a thank you.”

weariedfae, in Can someone open this pickle jar?

This show is so freaking Star Trek that it out-Star Treks the Star Trek.

Here4CatPics,

When that second episode of the first season dropped I said the same thing to a friend that’s a die hard Star Trek fan. They weren’t enjoying the new Trek, yet, but wanted the thought provoking episodes now, action later/sprinkled in

someguy3,

I heard the review “better Trek than Trek”.

m_r_butts,

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  • someguy3, (edited )

    I think he aimed that comment at Discovery.

    HedonismB0t,

    Totally agree, it’s definitely more Star Trek than any of the new Star Trek series.

    m_r_butts,

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  • SupraMario,

    Lower Decks is amazing. It’s up there with Futurama. It’s just damn good, even if you’re not a trek fan.

    Pickle_Jr, (edited )

    Lower Decks is the entire reason I’ve even begun my Star Trek adventure. I’d watch Trek occasionally whenever it was on TV, but now I’ve watched all of LD, DISC, SNW, TOS, the first 6 movies, 6 seasons of TNG, and 1 Season of ENT in like the past 2 months or so.

    SupraMario,

    I’m actually doing the same thing, all because of LD. Wanting to know more about the lore.

    CeruleanRuin,

    People keep saying this, so as someone who has only watched half of the first season, when does it get to this point?

    I mean it’s amusing enough, but it’s just a pastiche of cliches and obvious gags. People keep saying that it distills Trek down to its essence or something like that, but to me it seems like “watered down” would be more accurate.

    ramble81,

    Just like TNG it starts picking up in the 2nd season and really hits its stride on the 3rd season. If you were to rewatch TNGs first season without the nostalgia goggles you’d consider it pretty campy too.

    mostNONheinous,

    After the first season it begins to feel a bit less campy and the crude humor is toned down a bit and even more so I feel by the third season. The overall plot starts to show itself in season 2 and just gets better from there.

    angrystego,

    I saw a different season 3 I guess. The humor was gone but the kind and progressive approach to problems that I like about Trek was kinda gone too.

    lugal,

    Having a bad first season is as Star Trek as you can get. All kidding aside, it gets better and more serious with time.

    i_love_FFT,
    @i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s an alternate universe’s Star Trek. They just need some handwavium device to cross universe and they could make a crossover episode.

    A_Union_of_Kobolds, in Yet they immediately forgot again

    Basic overcurrent protection? In my sci-fi?

    Next you’re gonna tell me you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

    Norgur,

    How do you know the buttons don't trigger relais or the like which then actually unhook the wires?

    Kolanaki,
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    Judging from what things look like when they open up the walls, they could just be telling the system to use a specific circuit path. It looks like everything is just a bunch of blocks or cards with super dense computer chips on them and half the repairs we ever see are just these being unslotted and replaced. The other half being waving fake tools around.

    NaibofTabr, (edited )
    Blue_Morpho,

    It’s an inanimate carbon rod. The hero of space.

    glibg10b,

    That’s an interesting way to spell relays

    EinfachUnersetzlich,

    OP is probably German.

    Norgur,

    Verflixt und zugenäht!

    EinfachUnersetzlich,

    Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

    Norgur,

    Now we have the salad!

    marcos,

    I don’t know about you people, but personally, I always write programs at work by removing boards from my computer and plugging them in a different order.

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s why they are so fit and resourceful. Imagine carrying every IF statement by hand.

    Eylrid,

    That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

    marcos,

    Well, it really wasn’t. You’d program by punching the cards, and then insert them into the computer. If they brought the boards from a terminal (or replicator), and switched the old ones to the new ones, the entire thing would make sense.

    It’s a bit similar to how people programed analogical computers at the 50s. But it’s actually a lot like programing old sewing machines. The thing those have in common is that their programs were always an order of magnitude smaller than this comment.

    admiralteal,

    Building everything to be able to re-route to everything is WHY all the consoles are constantly exploding.

    mosiacmango, (edited )

    O’Brien constantly breaking good cardassian engineering with infernal federation secondary backups.

    BloodSlut,

    What do you mean you dont want to reroute all the power for the warp engines into the navigation console?

    ThunderclapSasquatch,

    With that much power you can navigate anywhere, at least until the console melts through the floor

    A_Union_of_Kobolds,

    Exactly, sure you could have relays or Automatic Transfer Switches like we use from generators. But if you’re just slamming more power at stuff than it’s meant to use, where’s your overcurrent protection?

    emergencyfood,

    you can’t just “re-route power” by pressing buttons on a screen and not, you know, actually unhooking any wires!

    High-voltage switches might be a bit complicated. One I’ve seen requires you to tighten a spring and then have it released extremely fast to prevent sparking. Still, there should be a way to do it safely, without having to go near or touch the wiring.

    wrath_of_grunge,
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    one of my favorite jokes about this is on TNG. i think it's the episode where the bridge gets cut off from the rest of the ship, and Troi is in charge of running the ship. O'Brian makes a comment to Ro about how you can't 'just reroute power from things'.

    it's a funny little nod from the writers.

    m_r_butts,

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  • MandalorianPotato,
    @MandalorianPotato@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes the buttons can control relay switches.

    captainlezbian,

    Yeah you can shut the power from anywhere if you’re running low. You just need a sufficient switching system and for the issue to be related to supply or drain elsewhere

    porthos, in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

    It would make way more sense for Stargate cosplayers to be at a renfaire since every single planet they went to on that series seemed to have villagers at about the renaissance level of technology (gotta wonder, did they have access to a bunch of medieval/renaissance sets for cheap lol?).

    Of course, if you went as Stargate cosplayers you would have to basically dress up as para military wannabe chuds who’s personalities revolve around owning useless guns (like sword person who is obsessed with swords but way less fun) and being a bigot. People might not even recognize you are in costume and just assume you are a bunch of losers who express their freedom by going to renfaires carrying around murder weapons and dressing in tactical gear.

    sigh

    …better to go as the Star Trek cosplayers lol.

    cantstopthesignal,

    You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Never forget the episode where it was upside down

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Goes to the fair with the cumshot … but it isn’t golden

    JWBananas,
    @JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

    What a terrible day to be literate

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Stargate- thousands of inhabited planets, and almost all of them look like Canada.

    Taleya,

    Eh class

    cro_magnon_gilf,

    Staff weapons are weapons of terror murder.

    The P-90 is a weapon of war!

    porthos,

    Yeah but in Star Trek’s future they have headlamps… but for your handshttps://startrek.website/pictrs/image/8fac47d4-94c9-4404-9528-bb263c36b87e.png

    evatronic,

    You’d never mistake a SG team for the bigots. There are women, and non-white people on the team!

    /s

    cro_magnon_gilf,

    Have I missed something? Is stargate regarded as bigoted now?

    player2,

    I think they were saying the opposite. The gun obsessed military types you see in public may be bigots. SG characters may look similar bat are various races and not bigots.

    xia, in I hope this ship holds together!

    *divert

    tiltinjon,

    The confluence of the power streams has put life in these old thrusters

    LillyPip,

    Hey man, this is a Christian server.

    faintwhenfree, in An unusual scene

    Too good. No way people who see this the first time don’t fall for it.

    theangryseal,

    I fell for it big time. Haha, bravo.

    Kusimulkku,

    Heh, I turned my head in the wrong direction. My idiocy saves me again

    Sotuanduso,

    So did I, and I saw the Australian version. It did not save me.

    Thisfox,

    I am in Australia. Can’t see it either direction.

    ummthatguy, in Humanity's achievement
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    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    … and to some Christians it would be a foursome gang bang

    … don’t worry I was already going to hell anyway so no need to warn me about how sacrilegious this is

    AngryCommieKender,

    Look up Asura-Mazda. That’s probably the “god” that formed the basis for YHWH.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Zoroastrianism … one could spend a lifetime just reading about the history of all religions … it’s so much history and endlessly fascinating to me and how it’s all affected and influenced our current world.

    I was raised a Roman Catholic but I don’t think I was ever religious because I always questioned everything about it … I’m also Indigenous Canadian so I have my own spirituality which is more of just my own personal views of the world we live in … now I just enjoy reading about all the long documented history of religions .

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I also am very interested in Zoroastrianism. There’s something about it, even as an atheist, that I find very appealing.

    Justas,
    @Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

    There are dozens of us!

    ummthatguy,
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    ininewcrow,
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    Mostly_Gristle, in What "sacred Bajoran trinket" do you suppose this is?

    The list of subreddits I really miss is actually pretty short, but one of them for sure is ThatsABooklight. Not the most active sub, but you could lose most of a weekend scrolling through all the weird stuff that got dressed up as a movie prop.

    Infynis,
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    I loved dumb small subs. It’s really a shame they can’t really exist on Lemmy, at least not yet. I miss MisleadingPuddles

    samus12345,
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    Why not just browse them while not logged in and with adblock?

    grue,

    Because it’s the principle of the thing!

    darth_helmet,

    On mobile you have to remind it that you don’t want to use the fucking app, and also that you don’t want to fucking log in with your Google account, and yes really I don’t want to use the fucking app, and no I don’t want you to use cookies, and no I don’t care if the app experience is better and also no, thank you, I don’t want to log in

    cynar,

    Replace “www” with “old”, it takes you to the old version, that they haven’t bothered updating to mess with you.

    I still minimise my time on Reddit however, out of principle.

    OurTragicUniverse,
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    Old.reddit still exists

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh yeah, on mobile I totally get it.

    princessnorah,
    @princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I’m not sure about android, but Sink It for Reddit on iOS deals with getting rid of all the annoying shit for you.

    LOGAN,

    Thanks for tipping me off to this! Tried it for a couple minutes and deleted the Reddit app.

    Deebster,
    @Deebster@programming.dev avatar

    I’d definitely subscribe if you were to create that community here.

    ummthatguy,
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    FrostyTrichs, in Nerds of equal standing.
    jawa21, in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
    EmergMemeHologram,

    Rule 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

    “Full self driving”

    Rom,
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    “Free speech”

    The_Picard_Maneuver, in Vulcans are like Onions...
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    You guys aren’t going to believe this, but I just watched Amok Time, and he’s been there all along.

    https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/e7dccd9d-f97b-4220-b94f-f0fdbc45239e.jpeg

    rustydomino,
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    This is the Quality Content ™ I come for.

    Decoy321, in Philosophical franchises

    Name one problem you can’t solve with enough c4.

    Godnroc,

    I was going to say “too much C4” but, no, that could solve that too.

    MajorHavoc,

    Mind blown… Everything else… Also blown up.

    kautau,

    Indeed.

    Catsrules,

    Not enough C4?

    CoderKat,

    I think you can actually solve that one with enough C4 :p

    xePBMg9,

    Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?

    Decoy321,

    Sounds pretty tough, let’s start with a dozen and work our way up.

    tslnox,

    You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.

    bionicjoey,

    “Every time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov C4 at it and then I had a different problem”

    Decoy321,

    Ah, the Mendoza philosophy of problem solving!

    milkisklim,

    Jason figured it out?! Jason? Wow, this is a new low…

    Decoy321,

    Bortles?

    eva_sieve,
    Decoy321,

    Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.

    Blue_Morpho,

    Morgana’s dragon.

    xusontha, in Yet they immediately forgot again

    wait till they rediscover seatbelts

    lemillionsocks,
    @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

    THEY DO HAVE THEM! Every once in a while a trek will show seatbelts and then proceed to forget about them later.

    Zorque,

    That's what the inertial dampeners are for!

    ... if they were working

    xusontha,

    Have you tried diverting power from life support yet?

    aeronmelon,

    “Inertial dampeners have failed.”

    Many times someone will say this while the ships is performing combat maneuvers at several hundred kilometers per second.

    If that were true, everyone onboard would instantly become “chunky salsa.” (Obscure Trek-related quote, for anyone that can place it.)

    GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
    @GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

    If bracing for impact is good enough for the Enterprise, it's good enough for my Hyundai.

    aeronmelon,
    TheFriendlyArtificer,

    In my CRV I’ll often initiate attack plan omega.

    Maultasche,

    Isn’t there a joke about that in Nemesis?

    Nacktmull,

    and start actually putting on space suits when they should.

    StillPaisleyCat,
    @StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

    Then gatekeeping fans will say it breaks canon, has to be an alternate timeline/universe because they didn’t need those in TOS/TNG.

    Oh, wait, that’s one of the criticisms of the environmental suits in Discovery and SNW…

    Nacktmull,

    There are a lot of things to criticize about Discovery. How someone could choose to pick the spacesuits evades me.

    xusontha,

    But then they can’t get infected by the secret bioengineered virus left behind by the extinct species!

    Nacktmull,

    That would of course be a missed opportunity to tell the millionth variation of a space horror story almost as old as the sci-fi genre itself.

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