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calmnchaos, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

You didn’t use any office apps during your time in school?

fossilesque,
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I use markdown and convert it to everything else. Using 360 products is painful, but I do what I have to only when I have to.

frauddogg,
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For English essays. That’s about the size of that.

Railing5132,

Yeah, these are two completely different toolsets. Dude ever write a paper or send an email?

iAvicenna, in Planck
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

say no to quantum physics

Hikermick,

This is your brain on quantum physics?

remotelove,
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I just saw your comment so your opinion is no longer valid.

JoMiran, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.
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I will always appreciate a true Excel power user. I’ve seen some black magic shit.

deweydecibel, (edited )

When you know Excel really well, it’s like Legos for data. If you’ve got the imagination, intuition, and patience, you can make some incredible stuff.

NaibofTabr,

This is one of my favorites to share. It’s a 3D engine with raytracing with no VBA scripting - all of the calculations are done internally with spreadsheet math.

Followupquestion,

Good Excel users think themselves better than a beginner. Great Excel users think themselves somewhere between Intermediate and Advanced. Excel Masters, and I know one who placed in that Excel data modeling competition, know they’re somewhere in the Intermediate to Advanced range.

ForgotAboutDre,

Excel masters wish the downloaded an ide a just coded all those tools the have to support now.

jubilationtcornpone,

Used for the right purposes, Excel is an extremely versatile and powerful piece of software. Is use it all the time for analyzing complex financial data and turning pivot tables into really nice looking reports. I can use VBA behind the scenes to change report scenarios while preserving the formatting. Excel is great for things like that.

It’s easy to get Into trouble though because eventually someone decides to keep a bunch of auxiliary – yet somehow very important – data in a spreadsheet. Before you know it, multiple people are being asked to maintain said data and then POOF! You now have a spreadsheet functioning as a database. It’s all downhill from there.

Evil_Shrubbery, in #science
fossilesque,
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Fig. 2: An Illustration of the Peer Review Process

Evil_Shrubbery,

Nerd².

That’s how we science.

lowleveldata, (edited ) in squid games

What is the total mass gain if all lithium(3) became sulfur(16)? How many planets would become stars overnight?

GrayBackgroundMusic,

What is the total mass gain if all lithium(3) became sulfur(16)?

Related, there’s a Kurzgesagt video on what happens if you turn the entire earth into gold: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB_GWz25B3Q

You have to make assumptions on what you keep constant: mass? volume? density? Each scenario is amusing in its own apocalyptic way.

platypode, (edited )
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Per Wolfram Alpha, sulfur is 4.62 times heavier; the earth is 0.002% lithium, so it would experience a net gain of 3.62 * mass of earth * 0.00002, or 4.3e20kg. That’s 7.24e-5 times heavier, so not much in the grand scheme of things.

Note that I’m neither a chemist, a physicist, or an astronomer, so I make no guarantee that I did this right.

Edit: misplaced decimal

xkforce,

4 zeros not 3. 0.00002

Ragdoll_X, (edited ) in squid games
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Ice Squid Condensation? Ice Squid Evaporation? Or is the punchline that you changed the chemistry of the genie?

I don’t get it.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/040/006/newsfeedjamesbondburger.jpg

Fur_Fox_Sheikh,

It’s solid -> liquid -> gas, but now replace all lithium (li) with sulfur (s). So spelling wise liquid becomes squid.

brown567,

Wouldn’t the first one be changed to sosd then? XD

MajorMajormajormajor,

Sounds like op was a little sosd when they came up with this post.

knorke3,

i’d hope that they were at least a little sosd because anything else tends to be rather unhealthy for humans…

cmgvd3lw,

What does this mean fr?

MashedTech,

I haven’t understood this year, maybe next year.

Honytawk, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

What is stopping you from proposing better software?

p000l,

Nothing. It’s the listening bit from the receiving end that’s the problem.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Management.

Moira_Mayhem,

Mainly corporate momentum.

The decision to shift out of the microsoft is too costly at this point for even medium sized businesses to consider.

driving_crooner, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.
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I use mainly python at work, but usually exit to excel to share the results to other people.

MummifiedClient5000,

Openpyxl is for you.

driving_crooner,
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I use Pandas, but im sure i have that library installed for Pandas use.

Truck_kun, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

I use python occasionally at work.

… Not IT approved, but well… we use an MSP, and I get to be a decision maker in the company for certain things, and just do it, because well… I can, and the company keeps me around partially for the things I do with python and sql.

I would like to say Pandas should be used for much of that excel stuff, maybe even replace it, but… Microsoft has decided to bring Python capabilities into excel, so that will likely cement them in your workflow even further:

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/excel-blog/announcing-python-in-excel-combining-the-power-of-python-and-the/ba-p/3893439

Buttermilk,
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I’ve found the selling point in not needing to open excel and click around to run the script. So often people need to do like the same three things and don’t even know how to write Python, so giving them a script to drag your file onto is a step up from excel

irish_link, in #science

Recently the headlines have actually been way more “study finds something super obvious to be true that most of society took as truth without needing a study. They just lived it in their every day life”

OpenStars,
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Study finds that toxic trolls exist on X… and that they often cause people to receive hurt feelings!

fossilesque,
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Dasnap, in #science
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I’ve been saying this for years but everyone just called me a quack.

Lemminary, (edited )

Well, you’re literally a talking duck, Dasquack 🦆

ladicius, in bread is metal

You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?

You are disgusting.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa

scarilog,

Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right

Daft_ish,

That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey

robdor,

Don’t kink shame

Sir_Simon_Spamalot,

Hey, don’t kinkshame us!

optissima,

Dutch oven sandwich in every bite

Carrick1973, in Magic π

There’s a 9 repeating 6 times in there which I’d think is a pretty rare occurrence in pi. I wonder what the longest occurrence of a repeating digit is.

chetradley,

Looked it up, and it’s apparently called the Feynman point after Physicist Richard Feynman (though the story behind that attribution is disputed). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_nines_in_pi?wprov=sfla1

Carrick1973,

That’s fascinating. Obviously, there’s a series of repeating numbers in there, and one of the numbers would have a highest number of repeats… until further places of pi are determined and another number knocks it off… I assume there’s a repeating 1, or 2 that repeats 7 or 8 times,etc… at some point…

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Pi is infinite so every combination/string of numbers is in there, if we calculated enough you could find a billion 2s next to each other

You can look through the first trillion here

archive.org/details/pi_dec_1t

Though it’s a bunch of downloading

Guest_User,

Not necessarily. It could just become a series of 1’s repeating forever. Nothing would require it to contain all strings of numbers.

diverging,
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It could just become a series of 1’s repeating forever

If that happens in a number, then it is rational. Pi is not rational, so that will never happen in pi.

ILikeBoobies,

The point of pi is that it’s non-repeating

Guest_User, (edited )

At work at the moment so can’t go deep into it. But I think you misunderstand what non repeating numbers mean. Of course there are repeating numbers within pi which is fine, the issue would be if ALL the digits were to simply cycle over and repeat themselves. If however there are a few trillion digits then a series of 1’s and 0’s for ever, pi is still non repeating

ILikeBoobies,

Did you read what I responded to?

It could just become a series of 1’s repeating forever.

Guest_User,

I did read it, I also wrote it. Wasn’t trying to put you down or anything just sharing a bit of knowledge I found interesting. I know many people (my self included at one point) assumed pi would have to include everything when that just isn’t true. Apologies if I did a bad job explaining it though

ILikeBoobies,

I wasn’t clear then, it’s not that it has to

It’s that it can until calculated

Aermis,

On a long enough string I’m guessing… Infinite? Pi isn’t a pattern so does it follow the same “if monkeys hade an infinite amount of time to type at a typewriter they’d type Shakespeare”

Carrick1973,

Well I thought that at first, but it has to be less than infinite since other numbers have to repeat in there as well with at least some occurrence so it’s infinite minus something, but since pi goes on infinitely, it’s obviously some high number…

RizzRustbolt, in Oxygen.

Not only is our atmosphere made of rocket fuel, but our planet’s crust is made up of the most oxidizing substances in the universe.

Our whole planet is a massive bomb waiting for the right trigger to set it off.

merc,

The atmosphere is made of rocket oxidizer, not fuel. Fuel would be something that reacts with oxygen: Hydrogen, Methane, etc.

Lux,

From the pov of an organism in a high-oxygen atmosphere, thats true. But on a planet with little to no oxygen in the atmosphere, it would have to be added separately, the same way we add fuel

merc,

That doesn’t change the chemistry.

ThunderclapSasquatch,

It would change how you perceive the chemistry

xkforce, (edited ) in Biochem

Then you find out that the lack of an ingredient results in the microbes producing the product lol.

Certain algae for example, need to be “starved” in a way that results in them switching from conventional photosynthesis that produces glucose to photosynthesis that functions to generate Hydrogen and Oxygen alone. The Oxygen is used for respiration and the Hydrogen is essentially dumped as a waste product. They can only sustain this for relatively short periods before their stockpile of carbohydrates is sufficiently depleted. Which means these bioreactors need to be cycled through a fattening phase where the algae stockpile fuel and a starvation phase where they exhaust that stockpile while producing Hydrogen.

embed_me,
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Stop algae cruelty

fossilesque,
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Phycologists on revolt.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Fuck them eukaryotes

xkforce,

Well the alternative is us setting the solid, liquid and gas remains of their ancient ancestors on fire which slowly makes the planet uninhabitable.

SubArcticTundra,
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Wow, could you point me to any resources where I could learn more? I’m doing undergrad biochem…

xkforce, (edited )

Nitrogen starvation increases Hydrogen yield: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/402109/

Sulfur starvation doing the same as well as a strain that doesnt need to be starved: www.sciencedirect.com/…/S0360319920341550

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How did you come across these?

xkforce,

Ive been trying to keep tabs on the literature in biochemistry, chemistry and other fields for decades. I inevitably come accross things like this from time to time. These particular articles I just googled because I dont have the bookmark for the original paper discussing Hydrogen production back in 2000.

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