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antonim, in the fuckgraph
jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s like the Where’s Waldo of gay sex.

exocrinous,

I only found one, thanks

jol,

And those are the few bisexuals. Because the gays… Well those are a complete graph basically.

TheDoozer,

It’s interesting that only one out of the lot of them was (at least within the last 6 months) gay. All the rest with same-sex relations were bisexual (at least within the last 6 months).

Mubelotix,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

I might be explained by the fact that it’s a lot harder to find a partner if you are gay and most of them outsource their search

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Probably more just that this was the 90s

nbafantest,

What does that mean?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Get a girl to get a dude for you, or vice versa

jak,

There’s also two male students between 4 o’clock and 5 o’clock on the ring, but I don’t actually see the connecting line

agamemnonymous, in Orinthologists
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bird names are usually either 1. a straightforward description 2. absolute nonsense

Cthulhu1,

Or something naughty

proctonaut,

The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

The Spotted Stumpchode tends to migrate a week or two later than similar birds.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

The Crested Twatswatter is one of the few bird species that migrates to Florida come wintertime.

Maultasche,

Great Tits

And009,

Ummh, Platypus

waigl, in "Wow, she must really like maths."

Congrats, your girlfriend is imaginary.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

This meme become even better

Kolanaki, in Corvids...
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I once saw a crow look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just fly over it and not have to worry about cars.”

Kerandir,

😂😂😂😂

anton,

I once saw a human look both ways before walking across the street and I thought “Wow. What a dumbass, he could just walk a mile to the unterpass and not have to worry about cars.”

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is savings energy

MNByChoice,

Cool. I have seen wild turkeys do this and in a crosswalk. It is really cool.

I have not seen them using the button to request the “walking man” yet.

ALostInquirer,

Do you think they might use the button sooner if the symbol was a walking turkey?

clueless_stoner,
@clueless_stoner@feddit.nl avatar

Only one way to know.

force, (edited )

Birds are too powerful to need to use a beg button

JackGreenEarth, in really makes you think...

You can, there’s just an extremely low chance that you will.

Agent641,

Slides $20 across table

How about now? 😉

lnee,

The law does not accept bribes

janAkali,

We will see what we can do. 😐

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Let me get my “Quantum sledgehammer”…

Seasoned_Greetings,

When you think about it like that, there’s an insanely higher (but still ultimately miniscule) chance that only some part of you will make it through the wall and then just leave you stuck there.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Like the person that got stuck in the floor of the Enterprise-D.

onion,

Also the wall is a bit more than one layer of atoms thick, so wouldn’t there be a high chance part of you only tunnels partially through the wall?

dessimbelackis,

Big “throw yourself at the ground and miss” vibes here

Aqarius,

Well, essentially, yes.

Turun,

We also exhibit wave-particle duality. It’s just that our wavelength is on the order of 10^-25 m or something.

onion,

You just gotta run fast enough, trust me bro

cynar,

You joke, but in theory it can be done. However, you also need to be completely isolated in a hard vacuum.

DragonTypeWyvern,

There is no duality, there are only waves, and very, very lazy waves.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Thats why we are here on science memes!

driving_crooner, in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Bacteria be like: 🦠🦠🦠

1847953620, (edited )

True.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

That’s so accurate.

angrystego,

Beat me to it!

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

This meme so old already evolved to consume micro plastics.

Kidplayer_666, in Nuclear power? That's just steam power with extra steps!

All of humanities technological advancements can be summed up in ever more complex ways to boil water

someguy3,

Hey we burn things just for heat too.

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah, heat to boil water

someguy3,

We heat homes, smelt ore, many industrial things.

SpaceNoodle,

And water

someguy3,

Not only water as per the original comment. You need heat to smelt ore and do any number of industrial things to progress society.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

But then you quench that ore in water! It’s just heating water with extra steps!

GBU_28,

We smelting water tonight?

CJOtheReal,

We heat homes by heating water and putting the hot water through pipes into wall mounted iron tanks so that the water cools down again…

penguin,

Fireplaces?

BandoCalrissian,

Not everyone uses radiators. My system is a forced air furnace.

scifu, (edited )

We heat water molecules in air.

rimjob_rainer,

Floor heating is state of the art here, no radiators. Water pipes in screed.

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

I think to be more general it boils down to just oxidate stuff.

/pun intended

FederatedSaint,

That’s why photovoltaics need much more R&D. They are the only true advancement in electricity production since the inception of broadly adopted electrification.

Kidplayer_666,

Exactly why we should ditch them. We shall not break tradition. Praise be the turbine

Restaldt,

Hollowed be thy pipes

GBU_28,

Anoint me in condensate

snugglesthefalse,

Blessed be the holy turbine, we seek guidance in its rotation. Long may it spin and bring forth a bounteous current.

Opafi,

It doesn’t rotate to generate electricity? Must be blasphemy.

vithigar,

Also fuel cells.

Pyr_Pressure,

Boil shit, burn shit, and blow shit up. Humans in a nut shell.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s all “burn shit”.

Peppycito,

Most of the biggest advances in technology is just about moving liquids. Rocket science is really just large scale HVAC.

morrowind, in We don't judge here. :)
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

physics majors when they’re asked to apply their knowledge (they’ve never been outside of the lab)

wizzor,

They can design the chicken coop, but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Steve,

Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance

nilloc, (edited )

Just like the Tesla Truck!

Though lack of both physics and engineering is on display there.

AntEater,
@AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It also fails from the arts and sociology perspectives.

moog, in He did though.

“…he sought funding from the private sector to start Celera Genomics. The company planned to profit from their work by creating genomic data to which users could subscribe for a fee.”

Fuck this guy

morrowind, in abandonware empires
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Highly agree with the first point, companies should not be able to hold exclusive rights to any product they no longer provide support for.

Abandonware and unsold products are one of the few cases in which I consider piracy ethical

robot_dog_with_gun,

piracy isn’t theft, but how do you feel about “stealing” from a thief? in the case of corporate software, the company already stole the surplus value created by their developers’ labor.

psud,

Publishers and film makers too. Keep it in print or lose rights (though I’d rather have much shorter copyright periods). Changed products get their own copyright, but the old version falls out if you stop selling it.

lugal, in i <3 statistics

Don’t do this, but remember: the richer a person is, the bigger the ecological footprint. You are higher on that list than you might realize. Especially ecofascists tend to forget that fact.

metaStatic,

You could make a religion out of this

fossphi,

Least insane religion

hglman,

oxfam.org/…/billionaire-emits-million-times-more-…

Also much less important than the top by multiple orders of magnitude.

hh93,

Yeah - everyone is shitting on the top 1% here in Germany until they realize that half the population here makes it into that percentile and suddenly it’s the 0,1% that’s the problem.

It’s all about putting the blame on someone else so you don’t have to question if you might be a little bit responsible, too, with your lifestyle…

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

That’s not how math works. Half the population is 50% not 1%

hh93,

I was talking about the global 1% since that’s usually what those kind of stats are aimed at

lugal,

Are you implying that the climate crisis is a global issue? I thought it’s all about recycling

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

Recycling and liking pictures of polar bears.

lugal,

Don’t forget sharing posts. Sharing is caring

nyahlathotep,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re talking about the top 1% of Germany VS the top 1% of the world. If you reframe your thinking to be about the world instead of just your country, you might find your position as one of the 99% percent changing. I don’t make much in the USA, I certainly wouldn’t call myself rich, but just being employed, above minimum wage, and single means I’m probably above that threshold.

Xavienth,

Half the population of Germany makes it into the global 1%? So 40 million Germans are in the 1%, a group that is 80 million people in the world?

People severely estimate how many Westerners there are. The US alone is like 4 or 5% of the world population. If you’re in the west, you’re in the top 15% of the world, but not likely the top 1%

NewNewAccount,

Especially ecofascists

Do you think so-called “ecofascists” are unaware of their contributions to climate change? Or do you just assume that based on their behavior?

lugal,

You are right. Never trust a fascist’s propaganda. There always is a gap between their announced beliefs and their real ones.

candyman337,

Yeah you know what would actually be better? Fixing legislation so that the 100 companies that create the majority of pollution stop doing that

TheGreenGolem,

That’s true! But I think more than one “front” can be open in this battle. And we also need the ones that can be won quicker or easier. Or at least start those too.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Lmmfao, yeah good luck with that.. (hint: the people who own those companies also own the government who makes the laws, there is no reforming capitalism, it's designed that way)

candyman337,

I don’t disagree with this but the offered alternative is checks notes GENOCIDE

umbrella, (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Genocide is happening right now in the current system. Some learned from past mistakes some didn’t. We can do better either way.

Zorque,

They own the people in government, not the government itself. Change the people, change the ownership.

The trick is you have to start small, cause the ones in the bigger positions rely on the small ones to maintain their power.

Anticorp,

The problem is that to obtain those big pistons, you need the financial backing of those big companies. So eventually as an honest politician climbs the ladder, he has to sell out, or fizzle out. You can’t win federal elections without PAC money.

Zorque,

Until you hit critical mass on those small politicians, and they change the playing field. The problem is seeing them only as stepping stones on the way to greatness, and not as a power in their own right.

orwellianlocksmith,

How do you think we could stop the pollution from those companies (most of which are oil producers) without also directly impacting normal people? There’s no way of getting at the structural that avoids individual change.

meliaesc, (edited )

Individuals should change. We absolutely do not need the majority of products, and can still keep the modern conveniences without all the excess and waste.

Pipoca,

The statistic that “Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions” is better understood as “Just 100 companies responsible for selling 71% of global fossil fuels”. It’s fundamentally saying that there’s a few large coal, oil and gas companies worldwide selling us most of the supply.

If you want those companies to stop polluting, that amounts to those companies not selling fossil fuels.

Which is honestly the goal, but the only way to do that is to replace the demand for fossil fuels. Cutting the US off from fossil fuels would kill a ton of people if you didn’t first make an energy grid 100% powered by renewables, got people to buy electric cars, cold climate heat pumps, etc.

Omega_Haxors,

Even better than that is changing the system so the 100 companies are no longer around to create a majority of pollution.

hakase, (edited ) in Excuse me, René

The worst part of this comic is that philosophy bro is clearly not even very good at his field, since there’s a much better Cartesian parallel to be made here (and I’m not even a philosopher).

“I think, therefore I am” is actually leaving out (imo) the most important part of Descartes’s argument. He was trying to find literally anything that he could know without a doubt was true. The problem is, that’s really hard, as our existence-troubled shopper has discovered. Descartes could doubt the existence of God, he could doubt the existence of goodness, of truth. All of these things might not actually exist. Descartes could even doubt his own existence.

In fact, literally the only thing Descartes could conclude without a doubt was true was the fact that he was doubting at all. So, since that’s the only thing he could be sure of, that’s what he built his argument for rationalism upon.

This perfectly mirrors the existential crisis the so-called philosopher comes upon, but instead of starting the shopper right where Descartes started, he instead just provides what must seem like almost a non sequitur in context, since if the man is currently doubting his existence, he can also doubt that he’s thinking. What he cannot doubt, is that he is in fact doubting.

I doubt. Therefore, I think. I think, therefore I am.”

5redie8,

In a sea of garbage, this is actually one of the most interesting things I’ve read on here. Thanks mate.

leftzero,

But what if you’re just imagining or dreaming that you’re doubting…? How do you even know you are the thing that’s doubting…? “You” could be a spurious Boltzmann brain, randomly manifested out of quantic chaos, in a state resembling that of a person doubting their own existence, for a mere Planck instant before dissolving back into the chaos from whence you emerged…

Mr_Blott,

Guys stop. “Doubt” is starting to look funny

ineffable,

Semantic satiation

JackGreenEarth,

Yes, all you know is that something exists. And for the sake of argument, we call that ‘you’.

ChefKalash,

I could be any of these things, but I would still be

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

In the grand scheme of things, a human lifespan is in the same ballpark as a Planck instant when considering an infinite universe. That doesn’t mean either are insignificant in their own context though.

Time can be infinitely subdivided For all we know, billions of entire universes could be created and destroyed within ours in an instant. Our own universe could be as insignificant as an atom in some higher level universe. We can’t know that. But what I do know, is that I exist in this moment, and that’s enough for me.

Slightly related is the anthropic principle, or the “observation selection effect”, which is nicely summarized by this analogy:

This is rather as if you imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.

  • Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

The takeaway I get from this is that it’s important to appreciate the time we have, since everything comes to an end eventually.

Evilsandwichman,

Damn, you really forget sometimes what life was like before therapy.

ShimmeringKoi, in bro pls
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

This fucks, way better use of 22 billion dollars than usual

Kanda,

But we could kill kids in the middle east somewhere for that money!

lightnsfw,

Just toss the middle east kids in the super collider.

Fish,

But that will puts dents in the super collider. Then we will need another super collider.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I see no downsides. MORE COLLIDERS.

Tankiedesantski,

Physics class: “Imagine a perfectly spherical cow moving on a frictionless surface…”

IDF physics class: “Imagine a perfectly spherical bomb moving towards a frictionless Palestinian hospital…”

raoul, in Planck
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

say maybe to quantum physics

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Say a superposition of yes and no to quantum mechanics

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

1/√2(|yes> + |no>)

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

yes and no

Whirling_Cloudburst,

Why not both?

variants,

Why both not?

dukk, (edited )

Both? Why not

And009,

Could be anything in between

Aurenkin,

That’s an interesting spin to put on it.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

up and down

LittleWizard, in What does a PhD mean?

A PhD is not the only way to expand human knowledge. This is disregarding a lot of work done by a lot of hard working people.

Patches,

Yes but how will I feel good that I spent 140k on a piece of paper if I don’t brag about it?

SaakoPaahtaa,

Imagine having to pay for education

avrachan,

most PhDs are paid a salary.

DrDr,

I’ve been making six figures while getting my PhD. There are plenty of opportunities to get your PhD funded if you are a US citizen. There are plenty more valid places to poke fun at pursuing a PhD but it is very common to have funding and thus no debt.

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

wtf kind of university are you studying at? We get minimum wage here

ReluctantMuskrat, (edited )

You might be surprised to learn it doesn’t actually suggest a PhD is the only way to expand human knowledge. No one was disregarded.

Daxtron2,

No one says it was the only way? But one of the requirements of getting that PhD is to expand knowledge so it’s 100% applicable

ShustOne,

I don’t think it’s meant to do that. Also if we substitute PhD for learning both will be true.

dreamer,

Good luck expanding the fields of math and science without a PhD.

LittleWizard,

Like the guy who found this somehow important new shape not to long ago? I don’t think he has a PhD. But he did contribute. Not saying that it’s easy though.

dreamer,

I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I expected someone to bring up some shit like that. My point still stands.

LittleWizard,

Lookup the Einstein problem. I’m talking about the aperiodic monotile discovered by David Smith.

Pulptastic,

Presumably you could meet the boundary with “a dollah fifty in late fees at the public library” and find a way to push through from there. You’d have to find a way to publish or share your new knowledge. Studying at uni gives you access to experts in their own thing that likely have knowledge that could help you with your thing as well as a system designed to churn out these papers when you eventually find your thing.

Every day people discover new things but it takes attention, effort, and will to PROVE it’s a new thing and more yet to share that with the world. Too bad you can’t get an honorary PhD for doing that, at least not reliably.

Treevan, (edited )
@Treevan@aussie.zone avatar

As their specialised knowledge reaches the edge of the circle, their general knowledge updating should retract.

Everyone has met a PhD that is almost entirely clueless in other areas. Not their fault though, don’t get me wrong.

Edit: The person that downvoted must be Dr. Climate Change Denier. Dr. Covid Denier has joined the fray.

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

It’s funny but you see the same thing in sports, or I see it specifically in hockey. Phenom kid gets drafted and at 18 has the social skills of the hockey puck he’s playing with. By the time he’s 36 he’s not the player he once was but is a more well rounded individual with age and experience. When you focus all your energy to become the best at something, like a PhD, athlete, musician, whatever, you sacrifice some things along the way for sure.

catastrophicblues,

I feel so called out. I’m alright in my field but completely clueless outside of it.

trolololol, (edited )

When u look at most people I feel like the trending alternative at 18-50 y is personality of a hockey puck and also skills of a hockey puck, with the reasoning ability of the hockey puck.

angrystego,

That’s not universally true. I know several people with PhD who have encyclopedic knowledge completely outside their specialisation. Some people are just super intelligent, talented and have enormous memory. The world is not fair.

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