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Hupf, in šŸŒæšŸ‘€šŸŒæ

Relevant xkcds:

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xkcd.com/1259/

TopRamenBinLaden, (edited )

That second one is deep.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in Let's meet those headlines

Consider the following

Saxophone - Persephone

MaxVoltage,
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MalEcoLes ParTecUles

samus12345,
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Sax-oh-fo-nay

entropicdrift,
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Huh, the way I say Persephone (per-seh-fuh-knee), Saxophone would be pronounced sax-aw-fuh-knee or maybe sax-oh-phony (the way I say saxophone normally in my accent is sacks-uh-phone)

nomecks,

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BodePlotHole,

Canoes - Volcanoes

TootSweet, in Plan Bee

This kinda pisses me off.

I don’t think anyone in that conversation is advocating against ā€œscience.ā€ They’re advocating to (or maybe just lamenting the fact that we can’t for political reasons) do more to save real bees (and the environment in general) rather than replace bees with something robotic. And they’re commenting on how starkly this article highlights how much we’re fucking the planet.

Second, building robot bees isn’t really science. It solidly qualifies as engineering, but not science. The reason I bring this up is that while it’s arguable that there’s no science that shouldn’t be pursued (though certainly science ought to be done ethically), there’s definitely engineering that would best be not done at all. We keep engineering new and ingenious ways to extract more oil from mostly-not-oil, but that’s destroying the planet. Elon’s Hyperloop was never a good idea, and it’s fortunate it was never actually built and probably will never be built. A lot of geoengineering proposals that have been put forward are risky on the basis that we don’t understand the ecosystems involved well enough to know what the side effects might be (and that’s likely not something science will be able to solve any time soon.)

Some engineering is beneficial. But some isn’t. And you can imagine Elon or the oil industry or some reckless geoengineering startup railing against detractors calling them ā€œanti-scienceā€ just as a PR stunt to sway public opinion in favor of their fucked-up money-making scheme.

Comparing building robot bees to measuring fly genitalia further illustrates how the poster is conflating science and engineering.

The thing about ā€œless strain on beesā€ seems directly out of someone’s ass. I can’t guess their line of reasoning.

Now, being realistic, we’re so fucked that I doubt we can save the bees. And I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing to make robot bees. But it’s pretty fucked that we have to. Which is all they were saying in that conversation.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I’ve heard it said that you catch more bees with honey than vinegar.

Okay so nobody ever says that, but I just did so it still counts! :-P

AnneBonny,

We keep engineering new and ingenious ways to extract more oil from mostly-not-oil, but that’s destroying the planet.

Before we were doing that we were destroying the planet by killing whales and burning coal. We haven’t quit burning coal though, but we have managed to cut back on killing whales.

Elon’s Hyperloop was never a good idea, and it’s fortunate it was never actually built and probably will never be built.

It actually looks like China is going to give it a shot: twitter.com/PDChina/status/1746449572325638166

fishos,
@fishos@lemmy.world avatar

I noticed that for the most part, the things they claim it advanced, are advanced regardless and it’s only BECAUSE they reached the level that they are now that this can even be done. It wasn’t the other way around. We aren’t working to make robotic bees and THAT tech is what furthers everything else.

It really just came off poorly as a whole.

CodexArcanum,

The ā€œless strain on bees due to monoculture cropsā€ thing is doubly silly. Monoculture has a lot of real problems, no need to make any up. Increasing crop diversity reduces the need for fertilizers, poisons, and reduces risk of plant diseases running rampant. Reducing our usage of chemicals for agriculture would help save the actual bees!

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

That was my biggest gripe of the text, ā€œbees do poorlyā€ translates directly to ā€œit’s unnatural because it’s unbalancedā€.

People: we can have progress, and a beautiful world of living companions on this blue spaceship as well. There is no other place like it! I say that as an engineer who enjoys the hell out of his job!

dream_weasel,

At the same time. This is a clear ā€œwhy not both?ā€ situation.

Let’s care for bees. Of course. But engineering even for it’s own sake is beneficial.

Some AI problems (or really NN problems) are stupidly difficult. Recognizing individual flower parts from a remotely driven camera on a small copter for one has applicability to about every journal even adjacent to aerospace, control systems, and probably distributed control and consensus. That shit drives science too. Physics informed loss function reduction (for PINNs) are super cutting edge and is at the intersection of science and engineering.

My aero research lab that worked on military systems and airports precipitated a cool as hell line of research into the spread of feline diseases using overlapping principles.

It’s all good stuff. As long as those copters don’t run on ground up bees, I think it’s cool someone is getting 6 or 7 figures for a group to research it.

Ephera,

Well, we don’t tend to do well with a ā€œWhy not both?ā€ situation. We tend to select for the bare minimum, egoistic solution. Not having the egoistic solution available could genuinely help us, i.e. force us, to be less stupid about this…

agamemnonymous, in logarithms
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why wouldn’t they 🪵(šŸ˜…) = šŸ’§šŸŖµ(šŸ˜„)

davidgro,

Wood is found in nature, so that would be ln, ā€œlogā€ is usually base 10.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Still works tho, it’s a property of all logarithms, regardless of base.

nodimetotie,

That’s taking it to the next level

Nobody, in Shame.

One of us will die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

aniki, in your time has come, mortal

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    Metal_Zealot,
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    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
    fossilesque,
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    It’s beautiful. 🄲🄲

    Crul,

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    Metal_Zealot, (edited ) in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
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    Retrograde,
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    Draegur, in bro pls

    i hope someday we construct a collider that spans the entire circumference of the earth. But we’d probably have to build one that spans the circumference of the moon first, and then maybe mars, since the oceans are going to be a bit of a doozie to work around that we don’t have the technology for, whereas the interior of a collider is supposed to be evacuated, so, the moon almost kinda already handles that for us. heat might be an issue of course, but if we can figure out thermal radiator panels that can dump the heat straight into space, maybe we could pull it off…

    mars would address the heat issues, but those dust storms are no joke and the dust itself is microscopic toxic/caustic razors and it’ll try to get in everywhere and ruin fine instruments it touches. Moon dust is also really bad but there’s no wind to kick it up on the moon obviously…

    but damn. DAMN. imagine the fucking science we could get done with a LUNAR-SCALE PARTICLE COLLIDER!!!

    winterayars,

    Gotta build it as an orbital ring.

    victron,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    Also, maybe add some biomes, oceans and wildlife. And absolutely no parasitic life forms trapped in there.

    Quadhammer, (edited )

    Hear me out okay. hits blunt Dyson ring. Maybe we start building it out between earth and Mars. We dig a big ass hole into Mars core and use some kind of laser technology to focus radiation into it perhaps ā€œjump startingā€ the core. Or maybe we use some kind of cable and gymbal system to run a hard wire into it. hits blunt Then meanwhile we’re crashing comets and shit into it to get us some oceans and atmosphere, badabing badaboom we got earth 2.0

    victron,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    You should put that blunt down, buddy.

    fossilesque,
    @fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

    never.

    Draegur,

    Well check this out: if it’s big enough and can collect enough solar energy, it can be a self-powered gargantuan electromagnet and CREATE a magnetosphere for Mars itself. And the moon has a higher silver content than earth, which a) won’t tarnish in the vacuum of space and b) is more conductive than copper or gold!

    Aluminum alloy structures, silver circuitry, we could build this thing without sending ANY of it’s raw materials from earth. It’s all already up there waiting for us… … Some assembly required :p

    Quadhammer,

    I’m sorry I’m just now seeing this reply because that is fascinating

    marcos,

    There’s probably opportunity to do some really large colliders in space, for much cheaper than on any celestial body.

    But then, people are having a really hard time imagining the fucking science we could get done with a lunar-scale particle collider. That’s why the merely 100km one isn’t getting any money.

    Epicurus0319, (edited )

    The Moon’s daytime is half a month long and can reach 120 C so we’d need some pretty powerful heat shielding. And there’s no ozone layer to protect the electronics from radiation, and I’m pretty sure the Moon orbits outside of Earth’s magnetosphere. And the shielding used for such a project could also be used to fix climate change here (and terraform Venus later) with orbital parasols. And whatever unimaginable technology we’d need for such an ambitious project may as well be used to run a grid of electromagnets and power lines across Mars to give it a magnetic field

    Mohaim,

    Most proposals for moon colonies are either built underground or covered up with a thick layer of regolith for both of the reasons you mentioned. It’s very likely a collider would also be built underground for the same reasons. Digging a many-miles-long tunnel on the moon with the awful properties of moon regolith to deal with would have its own set of challenges though.

    Epicurus0319,

    Yeah. I hear NASA and India are planning to send 3d-printer robots to lava caves to seal them off, cover/get rid of all moon dust and build permanent bases there (but as of now the priority seems to be researching the polar water-ice and using moon rocks to study what the early solar system’s geology was like)

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Now I’m imagining placing a ring of gigantic dyson-sphere powered magnets in an intergalactic void to create the final and ultimate supercollider, the size of a galactic supercluster

    Draegur,

    that would legitimately be so fucking cool, but I think at those scales we’re actually encroaching on things that truly are physically impossible. If it takes light entire geological eras to move through such a system, any hope of maintaining physical integrity throughout its length is … exceedingly unlikely. Like, at ranges THAT vast, pretty sure the expansion of spacetime itself would rip it open…

    … but i’m still enjoying imagining it :3

    CarbonIceDragon,
    @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

    Does it actually have to maintain physical integrity as a single structure? If it’s not got a vacuum chamber due to relying on the ambient vacuum, then each section of magnets need not physically touch, so the individual components need only use some of the energy from their power source to actively steer themselves into formation rather than rely on material strength to hold together.

    Draegur,

    I would expect so on the basis of precision. At scales that large, space itself becomes an unreliable medium…

    tryptaminev,

    I think on earth is preferential, and you’d have to build it underground anyways in order to shield it from interference.

    grue,

    I think on earth is preferential

    Something something ā€œresonance cascade.ā€

    BastingChemina,

    Even underground there is tons of issues. One for example is that the ground is having tides.

    As the moon passes above is the ground is moving by several cm so it has to be compensated by the collider.

    cynar,

    At the energies involved, it’s akin to a bacteria interfering with a supersonic goods train. The only bit that needs shielding is the detector systems, and that’s not THAT hard to do in space. At least if you’re at the point of building a space based accelerator.

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck it, orbital collider. Earth deserves a cool ring

    agent_flounder, (edited )
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes. Encircling the Sun

    italien,
    @italien@lemmy.world avatar

    queue halo theme

    018118055,

    Linear collider to Proxima Centauri

    KittyCat,

    If gravatons are a real particle, we’d need one on on the order of earths orbit around the sun to see it. Maybe someday lol.

    Donjuanme,

    Or a different mechanism of detection,

    rckclmbr,

    Why do we need to do it around a planet? Origin of Halo confirmed

    Evotech,

    Halo

    Just gonna throw that out there

    bingbong,

    Master Chief, we need you for one last mission >!bro!<

    DudeBro, in Slap a "quantum" on it = Instant flux capacitor

    ā€œobserving changes the resultā€ doesn’t mean conciousness attempting to look at it changes the result, there is nothing special about conciousness (in quantum mechanics)

    ā€œobserving changes the resultā€ means we try to measure atoms and fields but unfortunately our measurement tools are also made out of atoms and fields which interact with the atoms and fields we are trying to measure, giving us a different result than if we don’t attempt to measure it

    It does bring up interesting questions about what the ā€œrealā€ behavior of reality is tho, since anything we observe is technically different than what it would be if left alone. We can only ever know what a slightly altered state of reality is

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    What if you just measure the ambient particles

    Saeculum,

    How?

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    idk, I’m not a quantum physicist. I’m just asking theoretically

    wopazoo, (edited )
    @wopazoo@hexbear.net avatar

    That doesn’t make any sense. Observation is alteration. You cannot see light without absorbing light.

    maccentric,

    So would a blind person would also alter the outcome if they were in the position to absorb the light? You can absorb the light without seeing it.

    Krauerking,

    Then you are measuring something with matter still and it then affects it. Literally causing interactions to measure means altering it’s state even at a nonchalant glance.

    morrowind,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    hmm, I can get how that might cause the measured item to say, change its velocity, but not how that would cause a wave to collapse into a single point.

    Umbrias,

    Measuring is a loaded misnomer. Interacting with a particle changes what the particle is doing. There is no such thing as nondestructive testing in quantum physics.

    Measuring just happens to be something we do a lot which necessarily causes particle interactions.

    Krauerking,

    Right but how do you measure the things around what you are trying to measure and get any data from it unless you expect them to also interact with the things you are measuring.

    You have to have an interaction to measure even if you are measuring the outcome and steps away from the original interaction.

    It’s like measuring dark matter where the easiest way to prove it’s existence was to wait and capture the decay of it but not the particle itself. But that means the particle was already gone when we got the measurements to prove it was there.

    dalekcaan,

    Every road leads to Plato’s cave

    flan,
    @flan@hexbear.net avatar

    just measure everything from the same side it’ll all get shifted in the same direction

    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Think of it like this:

    You can use a tennis ball machine to measure how far away a house is by firing the tennis ball at a constant velocity, timing how long it takes the tennis ball to come back to you, multiplying that time by the velocity, and dividing by 2 (since you measured the distance for a round trip). This works pretty darn well for measuring the distance to houses.

    But now try this same trick to measure the distance to another ball. When your measuring ball hits the ball you want to measure, it doesn’t stay resolutely planted in the ground like that nice friendly house. The energy from your measuring ball bounces the ball being measured off into the distance. Even if you could get your measuring ball to return, the ball you measured isn’t in the place you measured it.

    Replace that tennis ball with a photon, and you have the basic picture. There’s no such thing as passive observation. Measuring something interacts with that thing. Conventional measurement is like in the case with the house, the thing being measured is so much bigger and more stable than the thing we’re measuring with that the effect is negligible. But once you start trying to measure something on the same scale as your measuring tool, the ensuing chaos makes it basically impossible to get useful measurements.

    TopRamenBinLaden, (edited )

    This analogy is really well thought out. It really helps my brain understand the weirdness that goes on with measurements on the quantum scale. Thanks for taking the time to type it out.

    ProfessorOwl_PhD,
    @ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net avatar

    Not quite - observability in quantum mechanics is about the event producing an interaction that could potentially be measured, regardless of whether we actually attempt to measure it. By interacting with other things the superposition is collapsed and we can determine it’s current properties, but it’s still the ā€œrealā€ behaviour of things, because we can only determine things behaviours from their interactions with other things - not knowing what they do when left alone isn’t just about there not being a human around to interacts with them, but about there not being any other particles - no atoms, no electrons, no quarks - for them to interact with either.

    pastel_de_airfryer, in Pronouns.

    When my sister got her doctorate, she told her kids now they can no longer call her mama, now it’s dr. mama

    goodgame,

    When i got mine, my nephews and nieces concatenated uncle and dr, even years later they refer to me as druncle

    klemptor,

    Yeah…that’s the reason…

    Peppycito, in We don't judge here. :)

    If you ask a scientist what pi is, they will tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, they will tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, they will say ā€œabout 3, but let’s round it up to 5 to be safe.ā€

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    I’d replace scientist to something more precise like physicist because usually people consider mathematicians as scientists even if it depends on definitions.

    Peppycito,

    Feel free! I actually just googled it because I couldn’t exactly remember it. I’d use contractions too and make it less formal sounding.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Thank you, I feel free now. Go get those other hostages now!

    milicent_bystandr,

    usually people consider mathematicians as scientists

    Yikes!

    … Wait, does this mean I can call a historian an artist? Then I’m game.

    BigDanishGuy,

    You can call them whatever you want, what are they going to do? They’re historians!

    milicent_bystandr,

    In twenty years time they’ll rip into me on r/askhistorians

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Historians are scientists imo. Is that a reference I don’t have?

    milicent_bystandr,

    Usually (in my experience?) history is one of the ā€˜humanities’, which are more lumped with arts than sciences.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Yes it usually is, but I think the methodologies for modern history research is very much scientific.

    praise_idleness,
    meyotch, (edited ) in Oopsie!

    It won’t work for all girls, but it will work for the right girl.

    rosymind,

    It would absolutely have worked on me… back in the day

    Yokozuna, (edited ) in bro pls

    Fun fact, they were going to build one in the US crossing the borders of LA, TX, AR. They even dug out the damn hole, but they shit canned the whole project so now we’re just left with a random giant circular hole underground.

    Edited AK to AR. That would have been a bit excessive.

    WoefKat, (edited )

    They should have built it crossing the border of TX and MX, that would have been really popular ;)

    Ps I’m not a Trumpian, just making a joke :)

    misterundercoat,

    I think I saw this in an anime once. Something to do with a big Philosopher Stone or something.

    nonfuinoncuro,

    edo… wado…

    slurpeesoforion,

    Moms for Liberty would be calling the police on it regularly.

    lichtmetzger, (edited )

    There’s an excellent documentation by BobbyBroccoli about that.

    youtu.be/3xSUwgg1L4g

    Yokozuna,

    This is awesome thanks for sharing.

    Custard,

    Love me a Bobby video. Can’t wait for nortel part 2

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Not quite circular, they only got 26% of the tunnel dug. Still, 23 km is quite a long tunnel to leave sitting empty

    Blackmist,

    Don’t tell Elon, it’ll be filled with his shitty cars by the end of the week.

    Thrashy,
    @Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

    Alas, I don’t think he will much care to build a subway-but-shitty between one farm outside Waxahachie, TX, to another farm outside of Waxahachie, TX. Not enough density of mouthbreathing Elon stans there.

    vaultdweller013,

    Fill it with cheese. Make another cheese vault. We require the cheese. Government cheese. Cheese.

    BastingChemina,

    Or it could an extension for the millions of chickens that the US government keep I’m the a secret location.

    Yokozuna,

    Thanks for clearing that up, I thought I was finished or near completion. Glad they decided to stop production when they did but sucks that we didn’t get it.

    SirQuackTheDuck,

    Sounds very much like how I build my homes in Minecraft

    Carlo, (edited )

    crossing the borders of LA, TX, AK.

    Zounds, a collider over 3000 miles wide would have been quite the achievement! Here’s hoping they get back to it; that’s gotta be worth a ton of science points.

    Yokozuna, (edited )

    Yea sometimes I’m pretty dumb. Gona edit the correct abbreviations now lol

    Carlo,

    Yea sometimes I’m pretty dumb.

    Not at all! I just can’t resist making a dumb joke, if I see one lying around. šŸ––

    RealFknNito,
    @RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

    Every time we get close to a science victory our military advisor finds another war to divert production to…

    Seraph, in Double-slit
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    NO FAIR! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

    kromem,
    takeda,

    This actually reminds me of latest Futurama episode :)

    page, in Roots of Mother Appalachia

    As a geologist who works in the Appalachians… They’re cool af.

    Nothing is more surreal than being a geologist. Just today I was standing on a dirt road in the middle of farmers field. Looking at the ground is an innocuous little outcrop of boring looking rocks. But those rocks erupted at the bottom of a back arc basin off the coast of Laurentia, was buried by ocean sediment for ages, had an entire ISLAND of rock thrust onto it, and then buried 10s of kilometers deep. The history one rock can tell is amazing.

    NightAuthor,

    You must be fun at parties

    No, like for real. People getting excited about what they do is the best.

    jadero,

    As a non-geologist living next to Lake Diefenbaker (the reservoir formed by damming the South Saskatchewan River), I also like geological history.

    I have a standard reply for when I’m asked why we chose to move to this ā€œtreeless wastelandā€. ā€œI look out at the flat horizon and see how the glaciers planed the earth the way a woodworker flattens a board. I look around me at the river breaks and see how the meltwater from retreating glaciers carved the earth away into shapes that defy imagination.ā€ I don’t know accurate any of that is, but it fits my mental model of what I was taught in high school.

    (What we call the river breaks are twisted and braided networks of coulees, some with sides so steep as to require mountaineering equipment. Most still run with meltwater in the spring.)

    uniqueid198x,

    I have started daydreaming of a career change to geology. There are just so many unanswered questions and its not like space or physics were these questions are tinyor super far away. You can just walk upto a geologic puzzle and hit it with a hammer.

    ChonkyOwlbear,

    Unfortunately geology jobs that aren’t working for the oil and gas industries are few and far between.

    uniqueid198x,

    Hey! There’s other resources to extract!

    But yeah, thats a big pressure away form it and a reason its still daydreams

    Haywire,

    That is not exactly true. My dad was a geology professor. About half his students ended up in oil and gas. The other half were employed as city planners, teachers, consulting geologists, and in , civil engineering firms, environmental services firms, mining and others.

    calculusqu33n,

    Ever heard of Geophysics? :) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geophysics

    calculusqu33n,

    Not sure if my username gave it away or not, but I’m really into applied mathematics. I’m a physics major right now, & while I don’t immediately see myself studying this in grad school, I think that the physics of Volcanism/Plate Tectonics is extremely fascinating. It certainly looks at the history of the world through a very different lens, but I wouldn’t write it off completely!! The physics of our Earth is a beautiful, beautiful thing. :)

    uniqueid198x,

    Yeah! Geomag, tomography, and dating are all really important tools, and magma dynamics is a whole encyclopedia waiting to be written. So cool!

    fossilesque, (edited )
    @fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

    Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

    Terry Pratchett

    motionmountain.net/motionmountain-volume5.pdf

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