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uniqueid198x, in Roots of Mother Appalachia

Small? The Appalachians today are the resting skeleton of a mountain range so tall and enduring that the mud and sand that washed off them piled miles high and formed the Catskill mountains. The Appalachians were so mighty that their garbage formed mountains

FooBarrington,

Big deal, Americans do the same every day!

uniqueid198x,

Ok yeah this was good

Mutelogic,

Dammit! I am sleep deprived and grumpy, but you got a good chuckle out of me… Thanks.

ChicoSuave,

Also they spread so far that they were broken when Pangaea, the first landmass, split apart. The other half is the Scottish Highlands. They are older than the Atlantic Ocean between them.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

And theoretically the Atlas in Northern Africa

uniqueid198x,

One nit, pangea wasn’t the first supercontinent, we know of at least two, maybe three before it. The stone of the Adirondak mountains was formed as part of the Grenville mountains, which were built by a suprecontinent 1.5 billion years ago (the adirondaks got tall be’ause of a much more recent, unrelated thing, but their stone is very old). The Grenville runs from Hudson Bay to Texas

Classy,

Isn’t Appalachia part of the Andes too, or are they unrelated?

emergencyfood,

Unlikely, the Andes are newer.

uniqueid198x,

Completely unrelated. North and south america wern’t attached when the appalachians were tall. The Andes are formed by an ocean plate (the Nazca plate) dragging as it is sucked under south america. They are tall, and still growing taller.

protist,

No, the Andes are part of the American Cordillera, which also includes the Sierra Nevada and Sierra Madre and has to do with the Pacific Plate/Ring of Fire

qooqie, in Cave Bear

How do we know it was by memory? What if the bear held that person hostage for a very flattering painting

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I’ve seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

jasondj, (edited )

A good theory, but sadly this drawing predates the invention of the pickinick basket by at least 10 years. At least.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

LillyPip,

I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

miss_brainfart, in Birding is Voyeurism.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

All I’m doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what’s so wrong about that?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection

gravitas_deficiency, in OCB

Hexagons are the bestagons

Rolando, in Corvids...

I bet a crow would know what to do with that information.

ericisshort,

But would a jackdaw?

Westcoastdg,

Here’s the thing…

BloodSlut, in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

but imagine how fuckin cool it would be if they were

Klear, (edited )

Sadly it’s the other way around. Tree stumps are nothing but small rock formations. How disappointing.

EllyEinhorn,

It wood be really cool.

Alter_Id, in Seriously???
@Alter_Id@kbin.social avatar

I've been a fan of the Godzilla franchise for a long time. I'm absolutely stunned to learn that the films don't hold up to scientific scrutiny. I feel lied to, and betrayed. How could they do this‽ Everything is ruined.

Fridgeratr, in the fuckgraph
breadsmasher,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

I was just about to point that out!

What a machine

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

aph apparently is real

ImplyingImplications,
SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Alpha male

littletranspunk,

Unstable and unsuitable for release to the public?

smut,

Scientifically baseless?

littletranspunk,

Yes, but I used programming lingo. Definitely a better definition for “alpha” when combined with “male”.

I like your energy though

MapleEngineer,
littletranspunk,

They’re probably in touch with their emotions and express them in a healthy way and aren’t afraid of intimacy outside of sex and romantic relationships

pigup,

Would have been pretty cool for me if my parents weren’t traumatized angry damaged people https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5eca57ac-9ec6-447f-8fef-2b919f4455a2.jpeg

yokonzo,

Remember these are high schoolers we’re talking about

littletranspunk,

High schoolers can have emotional maturity too

yokonzo, (edited )

Of course! But in my experience it’s not really the norm, highschool is a very dramatic, hormony place, and I’d be willing to bet that blue dot was more likely just the school “dreamboat” which kids of that Age tend to find more desirable than emotional maturity

bane_killgrind,

This is the 1% privileged guy.

I want to see the dots with no connections on this same diagram.

littletranspunk,

Well, regardless of how we want to analyze it, we don’t have the information to determine the reasons for any of these relationships objectively.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Can we objectively say that your mom was in the middle of all of them?

littletranspunk,

Take all the shots you want at her. She’s with the guy who sexually assaulted my sister while she was underage.

I revel in all the negative shots at her

ColeSloth,

Right ;-)

Zehzin, in It's just science.
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

99% is pretty impressive, most species have 100% mortality rate

Shawdow194,
@Shawdow194@kbin.social avatar

That's an interesting point!

Any animal that changes or metamorphosises into a different animal technically has a less than 100% mortality rate

fossphi,

Hmm, interesting indeed! I get what you’re trying to say, but I would also tend to believe that it’s still the same animal? If not that, then wouldn’t the caterpillar cease to exist when it metamorphosised into something else?

Albbi,

Caterpillar is not actually an animal though, it’s a stage of life.

fossphi,

Aah indeed, now I’m aware :)

DroneRights,

Animals are a social construct

Shawdow194,
@Shawdow194@kbin.social avatar

I would also lean closer towards 'same animal' but its physical morphology undergoes such drastic changes its definitely blurred lines

Psychologically I think there are tests that show butterflies and moths retain memories from pre-metamorphisis stages

Metaphysical questions are so cool just because we may never be able to answer them!!!

fossphi,

As mentioned in one of the comments, since caterpillar is just a stage of life, I guess it isn’t as much of a contradiction/paradox then.

But yes, stuff like this is loads of fun! :D

DroneRights,

This is why the infant mortality rate isn’t 100%

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

I think noting caterpillar is the same as say infant death rate for humans

Cralder,

“Caterpillar” is not a species. It’s a stage of some animals’ life cycle. It means 99% of catepillars die before they become butterflies or moths or whatever

averagedrunk,

I wish it were 100% in tomato hornworms. Seeing that 99% of them die before turning into moths makes me think all of the surviving ones just hang out in my garden.

NoSpotOfGround, (edited )

So caterpillars do have a chance to be “immortal” and transcend instead to a superior state of existence* at the end of their time. Whoa.

*that is, unfortunately, very mortal.

li10, in aLiEnS!!1

For some reason people seem to think they’re fundamentally smarter than people were back then.

Yeah, you may have technically had a better education, but you’re not inherently more intelligent than the average person back then, and a genius from that time is still miles ahead of you.

intensely_human,

I don’t know about that. Intelligence is attractive and it’s a predictor of lifetime success.

charlytune,

I probably didn’t have as good an education as the highest educated classes in most ancient Egyptian dynasties.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Yeah, it’s been linked to systemic racist thought patterns (which are often unintentional but should be acknowledged). I explain it to people like this: take a handful of sand and turn your fist so that your palm faces perpendicular to the ground. Now release the sand slowly… What shape does it form? It isn’t rocket science.

CaptnNMorgan,

So you’re saying the pyramids are just giant rocks piled on top of each other?

If so, then what was dropping them and how could the intricacies inside the pyramids be possible if they were just dropped on top of each other?

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Pyramids = basic engineering shape for a sturdy structure. Wide base, tapered top. A lot of early monumental structures were constructed with that basic concept in mind.

CaptnNMorgan, (edited )

I don’t think people have ever been blown away from the shape of them.

Edit: and it’s actually really silly to think about someone who would be… “Woah! How are those things triangles???” Like what?

teichflamme,

Mind blown

sudoreboot,
@sudoreboot@slrpnk.net avatar

I was thinking “three ridges” first 😅 (I imagined the sand running between the four fingers of my semi-closed fist)

Default_Defect, in bro pls
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Remember when people were worried about these killing us all by creating a black hole that swallows the Earth?

Can this one just hurry up and do that please?

Catradora_Stalinism,

yeah but no

but yeah

money_loo, in Seriously???

I mean it’s pretty well explained in the movie that there is actually an entire ecosystem of giant life forms living in the center of the planet, and that they sometimes accidentally find tunnels out into our world, duh! -pushes up glasses on face-

chiliedogg, (edited )

But being that deep would compound the square-cube problem.

money_loo,

You would think so intuitively, but once you pass Max q it actually reverses polarity and you become lighter!

Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Krauerking,

I can’t fucking believe they leaned into that… Like out of nowhere considering Kong island. And still haven’t brought it back up to do anything with it instead of immediately doing a journey to the center of the earth’s sun monster mash.

Artyom,

And they’re all nuclear powered.

JoMiran, in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I will always appreciate a true Excel power user. I’ve seen some black magic shit.

deweydecibel, (edited )

When you know Excel really well, it’s like Legos for data. If you’ve got the imagination, intuition, and patience, you can make some incredible stuff.

NaibofTabr,

This is one of my favorites to share. It’s a 3D engine with raytracing with no VBA scripting - all of the calculations are done internally with spreadsheet math.

Followupquestion,

Good Excel users think themselves better than a beginner. Great Excel users think themselves somewhere between Intermediate and Advanced. Excel Masters, and I know one who placed in that Excel data modeling competition, know they’re somewhere in the Intermediate to Advanced range.

ForgotAboutDre,

Excel masters wish the downloaded an ide a just coded all those tools the have to support now.

jubilationtcornpone,

Used for the right purposes, Excel is an extremely versatile and powerful piece of software. Is use it all the time for analyzing complex financial data and turning pivot tables into really nice looking reports. I can use VBA behind the scenes to change report scenarios while preserving the formatting. Excel is great for things like that.

It’s easy to get Into trouble though because eventually someone decides to keep a bunch of auxiliary – yet somehow very important – data in a spreadsheet. Before you know it, multiple people are being asked to maintain said data and then POOF! You now have a spreadsheet functioning as a database. It’s all downhill from there.

capt_wolf, (edited ) in Orinthologists
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Aw, come on…

Only in ornithology can you say,

“Look at that pair of great tits!”

“That’s a huge pecker!”

“That’s a nice looking cock!”

And “Look at all the boobies!”

And literally nobody can get mad…

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno, boobies seem to not like being looked at,

phoenixz, in bro pls

I’d rather spend 22 billion on this than in Israel or more weapons of war

RoyaltyInTraining,
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

We have wasted way more money on way stupider projects. Would love to see this built rather than the military getting even more money.

MonkeMischief,

…or another feeble scheme like the 5000th pitch for a “hyper loop”

phoenixz,

Hyperloop was known high schooler nonsense from the start, at least this will get something back, whatever it is.

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