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Sabre363, in the fuckgraph

Surprisingly few gay relationships

nomnomdeplume,

It’s the midwest, so probably a lot in hiding

768,

1993-1995 as well.

webghost0101,

I am only seeing one!

Scubus,

Nah there’s two, one male one female

webghost0101,

I was near certain you where sending me on a wild goose sit but unless anyone finds more you are correct.

homesweethomeMrL, in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.

FFS.

BleatingZombie,

… I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music

circasurvivor, (edited )

Because of, or in spite of the music?

cordlesslamp,

Cats are just a whole other being of existence. My cat fell asleep next to the wooden cabinet that I’m hammering down at full force, but got scared shitless and zooming to hide when I dropped a spoon.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Cats aren’t normal animals.

cordlesslamp,

Cats aren’t normal animals, whatever the hell they’re.

dustyData, in Teeth.

It’s not all teeth.

With birds it’s all beaks.

Bonehead,

With birds it’s all beaks.

That's only for the last 100 million years. Before that it's all teeth too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Birds had teeth 100 million years ago, then suddenly they didn’t?

Communist,
@Communist@lemmy.ml avatar

Here is an excellent video that explains why the non-beaked birds died out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1TanPmCckM

Bonehead,

Not suddenly, it likely took a few million years to lose them. But essentially, yes.

Sabre363, in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)

I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy

kamen, in Hummingbird feet

If birbs aren’t real, how come their feet are?

/s

ZombiFrancis,

Depends on model but it is usually a lizard skin coating. Older prototypes used whole lizard feet.

harry315, in Entire Observable Universe so far by Pablo Carlos Budassi
ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

beautiful

lewdian69,

Awesome, thanks!

If only “unreachable” was spelled correctly at upper left. I assume the artist is not an English speaker.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If you look through the creators website … he does note that people have noticed and he’s made the correction on current versions

Napain,
einfach_orangensaft, in Can't catch me, coppers!!

time to buy such equipment

flambonkscious,

It’s expensive AF, I’m sure. The food is a far easier avenue (less fun, but far smarter)

CJOtheReal,

Depends on how much you get…

XTornado,

It pays by itself. /s

ivanafterall, in Don't worry about it.
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I get it! It spells PaNCaKEs! I'm something of a chemist myself.

someguy3, (edited )

I wanted paincakes.

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Now I wonder if that’s a real substance named PaNCaKEs

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Can someone whip up a batch and let us know what happens?

TonyToniToneOfficial, in For real this time, NSF, I swear it's the last time.
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait, but fusion is working. They’re seeing net positive output. It’s still quite small at the moment, but moderate gains continue to be made in the field.

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

This isn’t properly calculated though. They only count the actual laser energy inside the reacttvs output. They don’t account for the huge amount of energy thatch’s needed to run the lasers in the first place or the rest of the facility. It’s nowhere near putting out more energy than it consumes and it’s also a reactor for nuclear weapons testing so they don’t really try to produce energy anyway.

Ranvier,

You’re not wrong. It’s still an important step for the field though. Having a net positive within the reaction itself could theoretically mean eventually the energy from the reaction can help sustain the reaction after the initial higher activation energy. But with the poor state of science journalism the result was reported with extreme hyperbole.

starbreaker,
@starbreaker@kbin.social avatar

We already have a perfectly good nuclear fusion reactor about 93,000,000 miles from our planet. We just need to make better use of its output.

PhlubbaDubba,

Well seeing how you almost need the output of a Dyson swarm to make a Dyson swarm, cool glowy rock power and explodey gas power can and will work just as good. Especially for places that are far away from the ideal conditions to exploit solar energy terrestrially. Where I’m at we have to use literal piles of garbage to be able to get high enough above the trees to achieve sustainable output.

sbv,
lurch, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Mythbusters used a lot of mirrors, and could not get it to work.

sbv, (edited )

The concept is viable. Just needs moar mirrors

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Sadly I believe they found adding more mirrors did not appreciably raise the temperature of the focal point. Diminishing returns and all. So unfortunately more mirrors is not the answer, more Lasers is!

MossyFeathers,

They already do this fyi. Solar plants tend to use mirrors that concentrate light to heat water and turn a turbine instead of actual solar panels. Amazingly, iirc converting light into heat, the heat into steam, and then the steam into kinetic energy, is still more efficient than a normal photovoltaic cells.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

And if you wanna go big you use liquid salt instead of boring old water.

sleep_deprived,

I mean yeah, we should absolutely be replacing as much fossil fuel use as we can with existing renewable energy tech. But there’s no reason we shouldn’t also be investing in fusion research, at least as far as I’m aware

DroneRights,

Because bad actors like fossil fuel and car companies will say “look, the government is funding fusion. Don’t make us go renewable now, just wait five years until fusion is here.” You have to consider the political impacts pursuing research will have on society’s perceptions. Even if you know your project is just a wild experiment that probably won’t work, journalists won’t.

PhlubbaDubba,

You mean like exactly what they did to Nuclear power when Solar and wind were those experimental and untested at scale technologies?

Fosheze,

Exactly. And that’s with the little reactors. If I remember correctly ITER is less than 5 years from first plasma. After that monster gets online, fusion research gets much easier.

robotopera, in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

Giant earth theory is wild. I followed a guy on Reddit who had some absolutely insane videos “teaching” the subject. He also thought multiplication was a lie because if you do 5x5 by counting your fingers 5 times you still only have 5 fingers.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I’d say he’s trolling but Terryology is apparently serious so anything goes, some people will gaslight themselves into anything.

Or maybe he’s just amazing at the bit. He is an actor…

robotopera,

If he was an actor he was performing for an insanely small audience. This guy was legit some of his videos were years old with less than 10 views.

Something_Complex, (edited )

In every dumb movement you have the tucker carlsons that say shit they don’t belive in, the trumps completely demented even lower iq and truly believe those things they say. And who ever the hell are the monkeys that whatch it.

Theharpyeagle,

But like… so what? What does this add to the flat earth “theory”? Like, okay there were really, really big trees once. Now what?

I know I’m looking for logic where it doesn’t exist, but this really baffles me.

robotopera,

I’ll see if his YouTube channel is still up so you can get the crazy sauce straight from the tap. Be warned, it is difficult to find a cohesive thought let alone any logic.

HubertManne, in peas nutz
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

Beyond his actual discovery his methodology really solidified the scientific method.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Yes but he likely forged some data. Statistics show a high probability of his pea counts with a clear 3:1 phenome split being too good to be true.

Source: Mathematics of Life by Ian Stewart. I also visited his museum on Mendel Square, Brno.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

He also discarded a lot of data that didn’t meet his proposed patterns.

How do we know? Well, wouldn’t it be a nice coincidence if this motherfucker just casually randomly selected 13 different traits that follow simple dominance patterns - but none of the other dozens of traits that do not?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Yes, he did not quite follow principles of integrity. But let’s not understate the impact of his work on biology.

HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in despite all my rage IT keeps me trapped like a rat in a cage.

Being a SOLIDWORKS customer is exactly the same as being a rat in a cage. They are the most aggressively evil I’ve ever experienced. Adobe etc not even close

ChewTiger,

What are some examples? What makes them so much more evil than Adobe?

Atropos,

I have to use solidworks at work. God, do I miss Creo.

DudeDudenson,

Not that bad when you sail the high seas

HootinNHollerin,

I’ve known people that had authorities show up from that btw

MayonnaiseArch,
@MayonnaiseArch@beehaw.org avatar

Yeah I wanted to comment on this too. It’s a win for ms against dassault every time

rockSlayer, in Psychedelics don't have that effect.

In fairness, let me check up on you in 23 years

XTornado,

You will find a nice, well actually not that nice, headstone or hopefully just dust somewhere if the burn me. Like the earth, my path had been set already early, doesn’t matter the changes it’s too late for any meaningful effect on the path destination.

youCanCallMeDragon, in Corvids...
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to reevaluate brain size as a measure of intelligence. The expression “bird brain” is so outdated we need to stop using it. Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours, so they can fit a lot more brain in a smaller volume.

While you’re at it, you should probably reevaluate everything about intelligence and memory because apparently jellyfish have memories despite having no brain or ganglia of any kind.

DroneRights,

I haven’t heard anyone say bird brain in the past decade

qarbone,

I’m not an older sibling in a 90s-era kids sitcom, so I haven’t used the phrase “bird-brain” in decades…

QuaternionsRock, (edited )

Well, no one in a 90s-era sitcom has used the phrase in decades either ;P

kaesaecracker,

Also some insects dissolve in their cocoons to a handful of cells and yet still maintain memories from their larva stage

MonkderZweite, (edited )

Bird neurons are significantly smaller than ours

The neurons themselves? Because human axons are already as small as can be; they sometimes missfire because of this (brain is built around that, no worries).

BDalt, in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

Persistence hunting; you don’t have to be accurate, you just need to tire out your prey.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

Or just use common sense and use your gun…

M137,

How are you this dumb?

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

I’m not that dumb to run x miles when I can pull out my piece and be done in a few seconds.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t you know? Smith & Wesson was founded in 100000 B.C.

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

H&K wooden spear

hydrospanner,

It’s an incredibly well made and reliable wooden spear but it costs ridiculously more than other wooden spears that are 95% as good.

And since they’re primarily concerned with big military contracts for wooden sticks, they make it clear that the persistence hunter market is one they actively disdain…but we still line up to buy their wooden sticks.

Darth_Reagan,

guns are naturally occuring

GBU_28, (edited )

I’m surprised your were able to hold a thought and type at the same time.

Did you shit yourself while creating this comment?

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